Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors, Tigerclaw, ThunderClan, or Thistleclaw, but I DO own Rule The World.
Tigerclaw and Thistleclaw were sitting and thinking in the warriors' den. "What is your job?" Thistleclaw demanded.
"My job?" hissed Tigerclaw angrily, flexing his claws.
Tigerclaw:
Live together, under one star
Away, away, it's very far
Like my leadership.
So I must train Darkstripe
Thistleclaw:
Train Darkstripe
Tigerclaw:
To be bad.
Thistleclaw:
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
Tigerclaw:
I must kill Pinestar and Bluefur
Will surely make me deputy
Then you'll take-take-over, and I'll kill-kill-kill her,
And we'll rule the world with each other.
Thistleclaw:
Yep, that's right, we're gonna be
The rulers of the world.
You and me, you and me--
Thistleclaw and Tigerclaw leapt onto the Highrock. "It's 'you and I'," Tigerclaw skeptically meowed.
"Whatever."
Thistleclaw:
Shall rule the world together!
Darkstripe meowed, "I'll follow you, Tigerclaw, if you make me your deputy!"
Tigerclaw:
Welcome...
Darkstar...
To my...
Plans!
Longpaw meowed, "I'll follow you, Darkstripe, if you make me your deputy!"
Darkstripe:
Welcome...
Longstar...
To my...
Plans!
Dustkit meowed, "I'll follow you, Longpaw, if you make me your deputy!"
Longpaw:
Welcome...
Duststar...
To my...
Plans!
Sandkit meowed, "I'll follow you, Dustkit, if you make me your deputy!"
Dustkit:
Welcome...
Sandstar...
To my...
Plans!
Ravenkit meowed, "I'll follow you, Sandkit, if you make me your deputy!"
Sandkit:
Welcome...
Ravenstar...
To my...
Plans!
Thistleclaw meowed, "I'll follow you, Ravenkit, if you respect me!"
Ravenkit:
Welcome...
Thistlestar...
To my...
Plans!
Tigerclaw meowed, "I'll follow you, Thistleclaw, if you make me your deputy!"
Thistleclaw:
Welcome...
Tigerstar...
To my...
Plans!
Tigerclaw:
One day, ThunderClan,
Thistlestar shall rule
Tigerclaw as his deputy!
One day, ThunderClan,
Tigerstar shall rule
Darkstripe as his deputy!
One day, ThunderClan,
Darkstar shall rule
Long--um--tail as his deputy!
One day, ThunderClan,
Longstar shall rule
Dust--um--pelt as his deputy!
One day, ThunderClan,
Duststar shall rule
Sand--um--storm as his deputy!
One day, ThunderClan,
Sandstar shall rule
Raven--um--um...flight? as his deputy!
One day, ThunderClan,
Ravenstar shall rule
The reborn Tigerstar as his deputy!
Pinestar growled, "You're lying, Tigerclaw."
Bluefur growled, "You know you'll never be made leader."
Whitestorm hissed, "You're wasting your time, Tigerclaw."
Redtail hissed, "You'll never get anywhere from plotting our demise."
Lionheart snarled, "You're trying what you can't do, Tigerclaw."
Mousefur snarled, "You won't be able to take over."
Goldenflower yowled, "You're a fool, Tigerclaw."
Halftail yowled, "You are not a cat!"
Thistleclaw, Darkstripe, Longpaw, Dustkit, Sandkit, Ravenkit:
Tigerclaw, how dare you!
You've made fools of us all.
Not a cat, not a cat, not a cat.
Pinestar, Bluefur, Whitestorm, Redtail, Lionheart, Mousefur, Goldenflower, Halftail:
You are not a cat!!
Tigerclaw:
But I'll still rule the world.