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Chapter 3:
The next morning everything was normal. No one would ever have suspected that an army of sheep was congregated at the whomping willow, or that Dumbeldore was hanging with rappers, but Harry wasn't buying it.
"Hey Ginny can I talk with you for a minute?" Harry asked.
"Of course." She answered.
"Do you know anything about the Ninja sheep McGonagal was talking about?"
"Of course I do everyone does! They sold me these clothes!" Ginny exclaimed pointing to her tight black wool sweater.
"You mean you've met them?" asked a bewildered Harry.
"Harry these ninja sheep make the best black clothes come on get with the program!" Ginny said before turning and leaving.
Harry walked over to Ron.
"Ron did you know Ginny knows the ninja sheep?"
"Harry we've already been through this! There aren't any bloody sheep! Are you on meth too?" Neville screamed.
Before anyone could answer Hermionie came into the room wearing a pair of hip hugger jeans that were a few sizes too small and a skimpy black lace see through top. She hadn't bothered to put on her school robes.
"Hey boys why so uptight? Looks like you need to get laid I've got an opening tonight at 10 if you're interested." She said this as though she were asking them the time.
"Harry really needs to get laid, he totally believes in the ninja sheep." Ron said while rolling his eyes.
"THEY ARE REAL!" Harry shouted. "I saw them on the marauders map, there at the whomping willow I swear."
"Alright Harry, tonight at ten we'll meet and head down to the whomping willow and we'll see if there really are any sheep, Ron if you come too then we can make it a threesome because I know there will NOT be any sheep down there."
"THERE ARE NINJA SHEEP GINNY KNOWS THEM!" Harry screeched.
SCENE CHANGE
"Baa 1, help me put up the streamers for the surprise party" The sheep were at the whomping willow, in the shrieking shack preparing a surprise party for our favorite boy who lived…
"Baa 2, you should be able to do this! It is very important that everything is perfect for the party by 10!" yelled Baa 1.
Wait, Baa 1 and Baa 2? Thank god I'm not a sheep; I don't want no half-ass name.
"Ah yes, and that very special boy is-"
SCENE CHANGE! (Ha-ha you lose)
A.D. Dore was sitting with Snape in his totally pimped out office, playing pool.
"Yo homie, didja hurr bout da ninja sheep dat be comin?" A.D. Dore asked.
"YesyesIdid! IgotitfromMcGonagalandIthoughtshewassniffing
Crystalmethagainbutshewasn'tyaknowyaknowyaknow?" Snape said in a happy, giddy voice.
"Fo' shizzle, man, lay off da coffee!" A.D.Dore said. "Ohbutcoffeeisgoooood! COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE..." Snape said in a girly voice.
Alright, everyone take a big step away from Snape, as we do a...
SCENE CHANGE!
Harry was sitting up on his bed, pouting. The only person who believed him was Ginny, and she was a total Goth, so she was up in her room writing poetry about suicide and death and crap. Much too dark for something as stupid as this.
"Gawdhicdamn it...hic" Harry was hitting the Gin n Tonic pretty hard...
Then a squirrel ran by screaming, "I AM BILL CLITEN! BITCH, SLAP!" and rightfully smacked Harry across the face.
"Ouches!" Harry said a conked out.
The time was 8:47...
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