(Note: No idea who Black Eyed Peas are.)
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Sry dat i ws nit updayting! 1 ws 2 bizee dayting HOT BOYS!!1! lol i gt sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo manee boyfriends (i can spell that!) tim felton was walking along da mall part of hogworts lookin 4 presentz 2 buy 4 his MAAANNNyY!!!!! gurlfriends (cuz hes popular) wen he saw me 9rose saphyr) walkin out of da skimpy clothz stor. I was dressd a bra dat showd da most cleeeeeeeeeeeeeevge in AL OF HOGWORTS!! mi pants had rips at sugestive playcs n mi bra was on vry loose.
Malfoe lovd me so muc all his cloths fellllll off in a HEEPING PILE IN SEXYYYNESSS!! i whistld flirting n he grabbd me n pulld off al my cloths. "u r fukin hot" he sad "u act lyk i dont know" n we had sex. in da middl of howgorts. den hairy pothead walkd bi n saed "OMG U CHEET ON ME BITCH!!!" and rikman sed the same thing but he cald me a slut insted. "Y DONT U HAVE SEX WIT HEECH UDR DEN!?"
im gay" sed poted "here 2" rick agred. "I DIDNT MEEN SRSLY!!" i screemed. U GUYZ ShULDNT HAV CHOSSN GAYNES!" dey took off their cloths and jus as dey wer prepareeng 2 hav sex god smited them 4 chosing 2 be gay. AS GAY GUYS SUK!! do not chos 2 be gay. god hayts u.