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"Where where am I?" I was somewhere dark it stunk and there were two brick walls next to me. An alley? What am I doing in an alley? That's when I heard it screams of people, they were too much to listen clearly but it sounded like they were hunting something. A Man? They wanted to find the man...wait no demon yah definitely demon.

"Hey guys I found him!" It was some drunk fatass wielding a torch in one hand and a rusty knife in the other. The screams they became louder and before I knew it they surrounded me.

"Help?" My voice...it was dry, pitiful, desperate, weak. I hated being weak, I never wanted to be weak again after all the shit I had been through. And that's when I noticed it they were all running towards me with their war cries, I tried to jump onto the wall but all I managed was a loose tooth and a burning leg. Shit! I had a kunai in my shin and I was without chakra nor strength, I was short as well.

"We will end the demon today, finish what the forth started and get revenge for our loss ones." Was the shout from random skinny bastard numba one. I was held up in the air tied to a post with some weird liquid on me.

"Oh no..." It was oil that was on me and I was defenseless while a bunch of people could torch me in a few seconds max.

"Stop, stop, stop, stop, STOP!" Then I felt it, it felt great so refreshing the red stuff, the dangerous chakra it filled me with strength. I broke through my chains and stood against the crowd of armed civilians and ninjas. Then I lost control in a matter of a minute they were all dead blood painted everything, there were at least a few hundred though it was hard to tell.

And just like it came it was gone, I felt even more powerless before as a shadow stood over me. I couldn't see him at all except for the glowing red eyes.

"No matter how hard you try, how much you run, how much you hope you will never defeat me Naruto give up now and maybe I'll give you a swift death." he said in an amused tone.

I was about to retort before he shot a fireball at me; I was to weak to move. Then it hit me, it hurt worse than anything else I had ever felt and considering it's me saying it that that's a lot.

"NARU-"

(Inside a blocky home in the middle of the desert.)

"STOP!" I awoke to a sunny morning sweat drenching my face from my dream, no nightmare. It had been a long time since I had a nightmare especially one so intense after my sage training.

"huh...huh...huh, stupid sun. Why does it have to be so hot in the morning." I mean seriously I just woke up and the sun was already blaring down on me; I bet the glass was just intensifying it. On The plus side my chakra level was much higher than before probably about twice as much as Kakashi-sensei...

Sensei...I wondered if I would ever see him again, or Baa-chan, Sasuke-teme, Sakura...anyone of my friends or at least someone I could recognize that wasn't a wacko... well that list was a lot shorter than its counterpart. Ooh maybe I should write that one dow-

"A Scroll!" It was a foot long scroll with my name on it on my nightstand next to my gifts. I opened it and could see that it was a standard sealing scroll. So just add a little chakra and...

*Poof*

Sweater? It was a crimson thick hoodie that was a shade of dark orange, ahh you could never go wrong with orange. I turned it over and saw something that looked like one of the coolest things ever. It was Kurama he was grinning, bloody human sized teeth, and looked to be lying on a village, you could see fire in the backround. Okay maybe he rubbed off on me too much but it was in such great detail like I could actually touch it, well touch it and feel real bijuu fur...Truly a masterpiece.

"This...is pretty cool." It was so not cool, well it was awesome but someone had managed to get in my room without me noticing and planted a scroll no more than a foot from my face. They or that person definitely knew about Kurama though, probably knows why I'm here or is the one that put me here. Right when I was about to put it on I noticed a fishnet shirt under it.

It was very thin and very light, I couldn't pull it apart and it seemed to react to my chakra positively, definitely A-grade ninja stuff. So I quickly put them both on and then my ripped pants over my totally not lame toad boxers and then sealed my sage cloak.

Now I just had to decide what to do next. I could go hunt/scavenge but I didn't know what dangers could be lurking in the...light.

"Huh...why do I have to be stuck here?" I asked the ceiling, maybe Kami could here me and then get me the fuck outta here.

Wait! The book she gave me an encyclopedia perfect. I immediately skipped the table of contents and saw the crafting chapter.

Wood is the most important block in Minecraftia as it is needed to build tool to find and make better things. Wood has many uses...

"Aww man its going to take forever for me to read this, and its got to be at least a hundred pages long. Well I could just wait for Andr to come back, I mean it'll only take like thirty, forty minutes till night comes." 'I guess that's her weakness, sunlight.'

'Well I guess I could train. Check out some of my techniques and how they've weakened.'

"Alright come on Same, Same come on wake up. I wonder if sushi had to deal with this... fighting Kisame sounds so much better than being here.'

I opened the front door to see another four legged green monster. It looked sad as if it was about to cry, maybe I could help the thing. It started becoming white...

*SHHHHH-*

Kick in the face! I watched as it soared through the sky and exploded before and some black powder at my feet. Sniff...gunpowder? Might as well pocket it, could prove useful in the near future.

"Alright time for some clones! Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Instantly everything around me was obscured in smoke from my clones. There were a little under three-hundred and I still had a good amount of chakra left.

"Guys split up into groups of five. First group I want you guys to go practice water manipulation with the juice from the cactus's, second your on wind chakra, third you're gonna practice non-elemental jutsu's, forth practice throwing and fifth go spar, no jutsu's." Now there were four clones left, I could use them to scout with me,read that book, or try going into sage mode.

"Hai bo-"

"Boss, boss, over here there's some old dude." One of my doppelgangers said from in between some buildings.

"Hey, hey, old man you alright?" It was what from what I could see a cube human. Had a giant nose, light brown skin and short hair, wore brown shirt that was ripped, brown eyes. He would have looked normal if it wasn't for the fact that he had no legs and arrows sticking out of him.

"Please...you-ng one...end...me...please." He looked so sad and he was asking me to do it, I had to. So I pulled out my kunai coated it with wind chakra and

*Squelch*

I flicked off the blood and was about to put my kunai away and that's when I saw them. They were at least 8 feet tall with a few vines on it and looked to be made of some gray rock; they were identical to each other...they looked furious.

*MOO*

They made a noise that sounded like some angry bull

"Shit shit shit shit shit!" Good thing I turned around 'cause as soon as I did I saw the one on the right about to punch me so I did the logical thing, I dodged.

*BSSSH!*

"The fuck?" And good thing I did because it smashed the rock wall without bending its limb, got buried by it and then came at me not slowing down one bit. Then I stopped.

"Wow these guys are pretty slow." They were over twenty feet away from me. I could go backwards with an injured leg and still be faster.

"Guys wind, fire." I had checked my mouth for any chakra and was happy to find the oil seal, I would have to thank Bunta again for the fire technique.

"Ready?" I asked the clones that flanked my sides three for both jutsu's.

"Fire Release: Flame Bullet/Wind Release: Great Breakthrough"

"Wind Release:Toad Oil Flame Bullet." We shouted as one. The thing was beautiful though a giant ball of fire over twenty feet tall and wide burned everything in its path and kept going until I couldn't see where it stopped. It was more better with Gamatatsu and Gamakichi though. The clones that helped me dispelled with high fives, how dare they leave me hanging!

"Come on!" They were still standing and looked as if someone blew black powder on them. "Alright guys charge!" after about ten seconds of my clones stabbing and slashing them while being punched and thrown in the air they both fell at the same time then disappeared, the only indication that they were there was the group of 4 and 5 pieces of floating shiny metal and two flowers. I pocketed them as well, never know when a flower could be needed.

"Now that that's over back to work guys." I heard the multi shouts of 'hai boss' before going back to where I saw the man with my four clones. His body was still there but I saw something in his hand.

"What is this some rock?" It was small like a marble and had a almost black outline then baby blue color inside the edge of it and got darker as it got closer to the middle.

"Yo boss maybe it was a planned attack."

"Planned?" What did he er...I mean by that.

"Well you can feel that can't you? That's a lot of dark energy concentrated in that small ball like that. Maybe whoever attacked wanted to get it and these people were using it or guarding it because they knew it was evil or something." Wow he could be right. Dark energy was never good and these people were probably using it or guarding it so others wouldn't have it and fall into their own darkness or something.

"I was going to say the same thing" My other clone said.

"Well of course great minds think alike, unlike boss over there." They laughed and I gave them the bird stupid clones disrespecting their creator.

"Well great minds I'm assigning you two to read the book then, it would be better for someone such as yourselves." They stopped laughing and started sulking.

"Come on Samehada is probably awake by now and the sun'll be down in no more than 15 minutes." I needed to rest my head to much chaos for one day that was only a few minutes. Though I did learn that those rock guys didn't appreciate me hurting that old dude. Maybe they were related, they all had big noses. While I was thinking to myself I didn't notice the arrow in front of me and tripped. I flipped back up before I fell but the marble flew out of my hand and landed on top of a cactus. Next thing I knew...

"AHH fuck fuck fuck. My feet why!?" I was on top of the cactus and got pricked in my feet and felt my stomach hurt as if I was punched. I quickly and gracefully fell of the cactus twice my size resulting in me mushing my face, getting a face full of sand. How many times was that going to happen while I was here I had to ask myself. This time all my clones laughed. I let Kurama's healing take place wondering if I would see him again, when the things didn't start sliding out I had to pull them out myself. Meditating didn't work and I couldn't draw out his power, I could knock myself out when I'm about to go to sleep and hope for the best.

'How dare they laugh how dare they!? Vengeance will me mine.'

"Resume training!" We walked towards the house when I noticed that the roof was on fire. Nothing seemed to go my way today. As soon as we walked in Samehada lunged at me I ducked and it ate my clones, well it ate their chakra and made them go poof but same thing.

"Ah hey buddy I bet you're hungry aren't ya? Well eat up but not to much k?" It came to me and started licking my face like a dog and I felt my chakra go down to about a chunnin, that meant that when my clones dispersed I would be super tired or fall asleep.

"Okay page one This book belongs to: Steve huh I wonder who that is. Well thanks for the info book Steve. Page three table of content:

Pg6-32 Resources/Block variations

Pg32-86 Crafting

Pg86-98 Biomes

pg99-114 Animals

pg115-162 Mobs

Pg162-217 Princes and Princesses

Pg217-262 Kings and Herobrine

pg262-269 Index

'260 pages...why Kami why? What have I ever done to you to deserve this?' I shouted within my mind. Maybe I could go get two clones to read this instead, I mean no one said anything was wrong with abusing the ultimate jutsu that is the Shadow Clone Jutsu.

(13 minutes later.)

"Gold ore...Yawn. Man Am I tired. Yawn Those clones should be done soon."

*Woop*

I was much to tired to hear the woop sound that was an indication of an ender teleportation.

"Hey babe are you really only that far?" I jumped behind the bed and pulled out my kunai while making a really deep man scream.

"hahahahahha oh my...gosh you...screamed...just like a...little girl" OK maybe it wasn't that manly and more... six year old scared to deathish scream...but there's not much of a difference so...yeah.

"Oh, uh hey Andr...you can call me by my name, Naruto." I tried to convince her as I climbed back on my bed and put my kunai away.

"Why don't like your nicknames Whiskers?" She said in a teasing tone as she leaned towards me. That's when I noticed her state of dress, she was only wearing a jacket, boots, purple/gray striped socks and matching panties.

"Oh" She spun around. "You like?" I tried my hardest not to get a nosebleed, that failed but at least it wasn't spraying everywhere.

"Y-y-ye-h-yeah." I stuttered as I swallowed again. "So what are you doing here?" I asked her trying to keep my eyes at hers...I failed again.

"I came to see you." She said as if it was common knowledge. "What did you not remember?"

"I did, but why did you come? Not that I mind I was actually hoping you'd come sooner."

"Oh really? You wouldn't be thinking I would come here, chain you up, and have my way with you for days now would you?" Yah I was not thinking of making another icha icha called bondage princess...I couldn't because I had no ink.

"uhh...er... no?" She laughed again.

"Now now whiskers why are you answering my question with a question. I need a real answer...unless you want me to leave." She started getting up.

"No!" That was much louder than I intended it to.

"Oh my are you that desperate whiskers? Well then we should get started" She said taking of her jacket and boots.

"Are you sure?" I didn't know what I was thinking when I said that. "I mean we just met and don't you think this is a little to- hey that's new!" She ripped my brand new jacket. I don't know how to fix a zipper or sow.

"Come on An-mmph" She kissed me. It tasted better than the candy in the land of berries.

"Andr I real-"

*Smack*

She slapped me! And not a normal one this one burned like crazy and was so hard that my face snapped to the left and cracked the headboard of the bed as well as my jaw. It hurt even more than It might someone else since that particular part of my face that housed my birthmarks were extra sensitive.

"FUCK! Who the fuck d-"

*Crack*

This time she punched me in the chest and I was sure my ribs had punctured my lungs because I coughed blood. I couldn't move my legs because she was straddling me and had my arms pinned above my head. She moved so fast and was so strong, I think she wasn't at full power when we fought, either that or she didn't use it, of course I was too but I had no choice in the matter. She licked the blood off her face with her longer than normal tongue.

"Wow even your blood taste delicious...I wonder what else taste good." She slid her hand that wasn't restraining me down my chest to my pants. "Oh my you're quite hard. Do you enjoy being in this situation? Dominated by me?" She whispered in my ear.

"Andr you better stop or-"

"Or what!? Or what? Do you think you can talk to me like that? I am the ender princess. All is beneath me including you!" She started changing her eyes were glowing brighter, tail got bigger and she had spikes coming out of her back, her nails became claws as well as her feet which became a little skinnier and longer. Why are the hot ones always the freaky ones?

'It's official this bitch is nutz, she's easily five times worse than Obitos' Hinata...Shit' She started growing big black wings that reminded me of a bat's. Her teeth started changing, becoming sharper and bigger somehow still fitting in her mouth; the same thing happens to me when I have Kurama's level one cloak so I guess I can't talk.

" Why...Sniff...wo n't...you..."

'Wow, someone sure is moody...I need to get out of here before she kills me.' I could leave right there, even with the little chakra I had and I was mentally exhausted I could still do at least three Shunshins of over a hundred feet each...but I couldn't because a crying girl was my ultimate weakness plus Jiraiya would probably haunt me if I left a girl like while she was in this state, actually he would still haunt me for not doing a girl that looked like she did that was throwing herself at me.

"Hey hey no need to cry just, just please stop." At that time I didn't notice that my eyes were red, nor did I notice that I had claws just as she did, and I broke out of the handcuffs that were made with that dark power she possessed.

Her eyes went back to normal but her extra features refused to do the same.

"I-I-I...My powers sometimes get out of control and...influences me to do things. I haven't mastered my control over it." Really? She couldn't even say sorry after she practically killed me, I would have died without my enhanced healing.

"So uh, are yo-" I started before I was interrupted by what sounded like

*SSSSS*

I quickly grabbed my kunai that was on the nightstand and was about to stab the stupid exploding green things when Andr grabbed my wrist.

"What are you doing?" I questioned her looking into her eye.

"Well if you would calm down whiskers I could tell you that this is friend you were attempting to cut."

I continued to look at Andr for a few seconds before I turned and saw another girl. She was wearing a big pale yellow cloak so I couldn't see her full body but what I could see was that she had brown hair, a golden tiara I think, her lips matched the color of her cloak, she wore yellow sandals with several straps that had crystals on them maybe diamonds? (AN: Not minecraftian diamonds.) The only things that weren't normal was the big bulge where her shoulders were supposed to be, her lower back, and her eyes that were golden and she had what looked like two much smaller pair of eyes down and outward from her 'primary' eyes.

"Um hello." I said to her and pulled my kunai away from her face but still in my hand.

She stared at me for a few seconds before responding.

"Hello." She sounded irritated had I done something to her already? Oh well I did pull a knife in her face.

"What are you doing here?" I asked the girl that's unblinking eyes made me remember Gaara.

"I came to see what was causing all the noise."

"Noise?"

"Yes you have been making loud noises all day and now when I think I could rest you became even louder than before. You do realize that you have no roof, I wouldn't be surprised if everything in a two mile radius heard you two." Oh yeah I did kick off my roof since I didn't want the house to burn down and with all the clones making explosions, clang sounds and other stuff I should have guessed someone would come to investigate.

"Oh, Sorry I didn't mean to keep you from sleeping my name is Naruto." I held out my hand to her.

"Serket." Was all she said as she crushed my hands.

"Ow" I snatched my hand out of her grip feeling the bones reattaching themselves. "I said I was sorry."

"Now I am too." She said with a smirk. "May I ask what you are doing in my desert?" She raised an eyebrow at me.

"Well you see I needed a place to rest and this was the closest place I could find, I was weak at the time and Andr saved me from some fight, then I woke up here and wanted to see how much my power I had back before Andr attempted to..." What was the word, it was most definitely not rape, Naruto Uzumaki is not raped no matter who the girl is!

"Harass you? Take advantage of you? Force you to do something you didn't want to do?" The girl named Serket said. "Don't worry It happens to most people." She said as if it was a daily occurrence. I looked over at Andr who had been idle the whole time and she shrugged.

"What is there a problem with that whiskers?" I didn't bother to respond.

"So Andr what are you doing here; you know I don't like my sleep to be disturbed." Said Serket as she turned to the ender princess.

"I was just having a little fun with my new friend pierce." Andr responded causing Serket to gain an eye twitch.

"Didn't I tell you to stop calling me that?" She said sounding more irritated than before.

"Yes 856 times if you include now."

Sigh"Well I'm tired we can discuss why you have a human with you tomorrow sleep now." Serket said as she grabbed me and Andr's wrist and pulled us towards the bed. She pulled out a (much smaller) bed and stretched it out right next to my bed. To my amazement it became the same size as the one I previously slept on. She pushed me on the bed.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Getting comfortable." She said as she took off her cloak. Scorpion, she was a scorpion girl, she had a long tail that could easily bend over her head, and the lumps near her shoulder were human sized sandy brown pincers, she was wearing a bikini with the same scheme as her sandal I guess she got hot in the desert. She got into the bed on my right and pulled my arm under her with Andr doing the same on my left.

"What are you two doing?" I asked again.

"I already told you I'm getting comfortable. Why are you scared?" She said with her tail at my much like my knife was before. Before I could speak she continued. "I can tell if your lying."

"A little?" She stared at me for a while before smiling.

"Can I ask why you are in this position?" Why I kept asking stupid questions I'll never know.

"Because you emit a lot of body heat; we like to sleep when were warm." She then closed her eyes with her tail wrapping around my leg, Andr repeating with the other. She must've felt that I was stiff because she said

"Sleep. I will not harm you." So I went to sleep not knowing that we would wake up in a different position then I fell asleep in.

Well chapter 3 done please tell me what you think and any ideas for some new mobs.

Next Chapter:Princes And Princesses

Also I'm thinking of writing the next chapter in a different POV and see how that works.