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Hello! Sorry for keeping you waiting :) My sisters and their boy friends came over :P So, I had to entertain them LOL. haha. well, I hope you like the next chapter :D And I hope you don't kill me for making you wait so long :)

Last time: "Esme! What is it?" I asked her. I wanted to go and give her a hug, but I was glued to my seat.

"Ed..Edward. He's dead."

It was a good thing that I was only a foot off the ground because I fell unconscious. I heard voices above me.

"Oh my gosh! Bella!" It was Esme. I wanted to assure her I was OK, but I couldn't find my voice.

"Esme... Is Edward really dead?" This time it was Alice. I could picture the look on her face in my head. She sounded sad.

"Yes. Well, technically we all are except for Bella. It was an April Fool's Joke!" Everyone groaned.

"Hear that Bella? Edward isn't really dead." I heard a soft voice whisper into my ear. "Well, he is, but you know what I mean." It was Rose. Strange, I thought Alice would be the one comforting me.

"Ughhhh." I moaned, opening one eye.

"I think she's coming to!" Alice squealed with excitement.

"Where is Edward?" I asked them all, looking at each one in the eye.

"I believe he is at the hospital with Carlsile." Esme replied, helping me up.

"Figures." I said as I started to get up, but then remembered that the chair was still glued to my backside.

"Esme, will you please get the glue removal?" I asked her, nodding towards the kitchen.

"Yes Bella. And I'm so sorry about that joke I pulled on you." She said with a small smile as she ran off to the kitchen and back, glue removal in her hands.

Esme squirted the fowl smelling liquid at the glue, and then poured water on top. She extended her hand to me, and I grabbed it, while Emmett held down the beach chair.

"Thanks guys." I said smiling at Emmett and Esme. After I glared at Alice and Rosalie.

"Sorry Bella." They coursed.

"But we didn't push you down the stairs. You should be mad at Emmett!" Alice piped up. Emmett glared daggers at her.

"You're right Alice. And I will get all of you back. Mark my words. And I'll even prank Carlisle and Edward too! MUHAHA."

(AN: sorry, I thought that this line was perfect here, so I changed it a little bit.) "I think she's gone hysterical. Let's slap her!" Alice said with an evil smirk on her face.

"NO ALICE!" Esme yelled at her. "We will not be slapping Bella. I think she deserves a chance to get us back. Bella, you may use Edward's room if you'd like. We can't hear what you say up there if we're down here." She smiled at me.

"Thank you Esme." I said as I climbed up the stairs towards Edward's room.

Now, what should I do to them? Hmm... I could dye their hair. But how would I do it without them knowing? Hmm... I could steal their stuff and then hide it all somewhere... but they'd find it too easily. AH! Outsmarting a coven of vampires was harder than I thought. The tiny little cell phone in my bag in the corner of the room rung. It was Edward. He'd bought himself a custom ringtone.

"Hello?" I asked, even though I knew who it was.

"Hello love." Edward breathed into the phone. I almost forgot to breathe myself. How the heck could he dazzle me over the phone?

"Hey." I replied lamely.

"So, I heard that you're planning revenge on my entire family, including myself?"

"Yes. That is correct." Wow, why was I being so formal?

"Well then, Good luck." He said into the reciever as he laughed.

"What do you mean?" I asked, a little hurt.

"Well, Bella, you're a human trying to outsmart a family of vampires, one of witch is phychic, and all have super senses, and speed. Sorry, but it's just not realistic love."

"No," I growled into the phone. "What's not realistic is the fact that I'm dating a mythical creature. I can prank anyone I want to."

He chucked before he replied. "Well, as I said, Good luck." He said

"I have to go Edward. I have to come up with my brilliant scheme." I said to him.

"OK love." He said finishing off the conversation. "Goodbye." he said sweetly into the phone.

"Bye Edward." I growled at him again, shutting the phone with a loud snapping sound.

Now they were all going to pay. I wasn't just some stupid human. I could prank anyone. With the numerous pranks that have been pulled on me, I think I could come up with some good ideas.

The tiny silver phone rang again, because I'd thrown it, it was on the other side of the room from me. I scrambled over the bed to get it.

"Hello?" I asked, out of breath.

"Hey Bells." I recognized the voice instantly.

"Hey Jacob!" I said, a huge smile spreading across my face.

"So, have you pulled a prank yet?" He asked me. He was probably grinning as well.

"No, I'm still thinking of what to do. You?"

"I replaced salt with sugar, and I added sugar into the flour, so Emily's muffins were all demented. And I shaved half of Leah's head, and died the other half pink."

I couldn't help but laugh at the image in my head. Leah's once beautiful blonde hair, half gone and dyed a vibrant pink. "She must want to kill you!" I said, still laughing.

"Yeah, she's really upset. Luckily us werewolves grow hair pretty fast. So, what did the Cullens do to you?"

"Oh the usual. First, I was sprayed with a water gun, and then I had chocolate sauce poured onto my head, witch of course, blue feathers stuck to, and then I was glued to a beach chair, and forced to be a barbie doll, and then I was pushed down the stairs glued to a beach chair, and then Esme told me that Edward died."

I could hear the hysterical laughter comming from the reciever.

"Jacob Black!" I said, yelling into the phone. "I'll have you know that those pranks aren't funny!"

"Hahaha, OK, so what are you going to do to get them back?"

"I dunno. Got any ideas?"

"How about you come to La Push? They can't come here right?"

"How is that a gag Jacob?"

"I dont know, but we'll think of something when you get here."

"I dont know Jacob. That may not be a good id--" Suddenly I stopped. I had a great idea.

"Bella? Are you there Bella?" His voice was full of worry.

"Yeah Jacob. Im here. I just came up with the best prank ever!"

"What is it?"

"Well," I said making my voice dark and mysterious. "I'm going to--"

MUHAHAA. yes, I know im evil Sorry to leave you with another cliff hanger again, and sorry for not updating very quickly. hehehe. Hope you liked the chapter! Please review (if you have time!)

--pinkcrayon1101