Owner's Guide to Ari
A Manual
Congratulations!- You are now the proud owner of a disturbed, slightly emo Eraser, Ari!
What Have I Ordered?-
To put it simply, you have ordered the seven year old kid turned Eraser named Ari. He comes complete with:
-Leather Jacket
-Painkillers
-Bowstaff
-Night Vision Goggles
-Max Pin Up
-Switchblade
-Anti depressants
Notes- No refunds, returns (unless otherwise stated) or satisfaction guarantees. use at your own risk.
How to Assemble-
Ari comes in a old fashioned cardboard box. Use scissors to open.
After Assembling-
Show Ari around and assure him that your family members aren't threats to him. If possible, give Ari a room next to Max. If you don't, you will probably find a copious amount of switchblades embedded in you spine.
Added Info-
Ari will often bite his arm when he's sad or angry. This is normal behavior. Just give him an anti depressant and everything will be fine. Ari is a loner. He will use your basement as a sparring and training area. Don't disturb his training. Unless, of course, you don't mind taking a bowstaff to the head.
Likes to Do-
Ari likes to train. Give him your basement to use as a training area. Let him do what he likes with it. Ari reeeeeeeeeeally likes his Max pin up. Don't take it away. We warned you. Ari will often stalk Max, but don't be disturbed. Just let Max beat the crap out of him.
Not to Give-
Don't give Ari any sharp, pointy objects. E.G. scissors, knives, razors, etc. Also, don't let him near the kitchen. See warning about sharp, pointy objects. DON"T GIVE ARI MAX. 'Nuff said.
How to Maintain-
The only thing you really need to do to maintain Ari is remind him to take his pain pills and give him anti depressants if needed.
In Conclusion-
In conclusion, have fun and follow the instructions and you won't be sent to an early grave. Also, make sure to order the upcoming model Agent Anderson from Biotech Industries!