It was all quiet in the commoner streets; the odd bird let out it's song and occasionally the light patter of footsteps of an old woman or young child rung out; a car or two drove past but nothing quite disturbed the calming sense of peace.

Or at least that was until a large black limousine pulled up outside of the Fujioka household.

Hunny: "Wow, Haru ~ Chan's house is actually quite big!"

Kyoya: "This is a commoner complex; she most likely lives in just one of these compartments."

Tamaki: *snaps out of daydream* "Now then, squad, attention!"

All others except for Kyoya: * come to attention*

(Haruhi arrives, but none notice her presence except Kyoya, who simply goes back to writing in his death-cough-note book-cough-close save)

Tamaki: "Putting into action our mission: Avoid offending Haruhi so that we can come round to her house once again and maybe she will cook for us and OH HOW I LOVE MY DAUGHER'S SCRUMMY COOKING! … Plan…We have to make sure not to offend Haruhi, understand?"

Twins: "YES SIR!"

Hunny: "Aye, captain!"

Mori: *grunt of approval*

Haruhi: *unimpressed expression *

Tamaki: "RULE NUMBER ONE: HIKARU AND KAORU?"

Hikaru: "We must not…"

Kaoru:"Make fun of…"

Twins: "Haruhi's poverty!"

Tamaki: "RULE NUMBER TWO: HUNNY~SEMPAI?"

Hunny: "We can't complain if Haru~Chan serves us rubbish food that she thinks is luxury!"

Mori: *Grunts in agreement*

Tamaki: "AND RULE NUMBER THREE?" *points at twins*

Twins :*in synchronisation and in monotone sarcastic voices* "…if Haruhi tries to eat fancy tuna that isn't actually fancy tuna but the poor little commoner thinks that it is, we have to prevent her from eating that flavourless monstrosity and pledge to buy her real fancy tuna in the foreseeable future...?"

Tamaki: "CORRECT!"

Haruhi: "What are you guys doing here!?"

All but Kyoya and Mori:*jump in surprise* "AHH!"

Tamaki: "...My lovely daughter... we came to see if you were ok... your pink dress..."

Tamaki and Twins: "...SO KAWAII!"

Haruhi: *Tch*, "I'm fine, there you can go now, see?"

Hunny: "Then... why did Haru~Chan not come to school?"

All: *Stare*

Haruhi: *sweat drops* "aah uhh... long story"

All: *Tilt heads o left in unison in confusion* "Huh?"

Haruhi: "I kind of had an unexpected guest..."

...A few minuites later...

Host club: *Drinks tea*

Tamaki: *Slurps tea and grows mushrooms*

Hunny: "So, who was your visitor Haru~Chan?"

Unknown: *Mew*

Host club:*GASP IN UNISON*

Tamaki: *Spurts out tea*

Kyoya: *frowns and writes furiously in notebook* "I was never informed that you had a cat, Haruhi."

Haruhi: "Well, that's because she's my unexpected visitor."

Hunny: "So where is the kitty-cat?"

The girl stepped out from behind the door, dressed in a long, flowing white dress that appeared slightly see-through. Her bare feet pattered along the floor. Once she saw the mass of boys, she huddled behind her new "Owner" as her glassy red orbs observed the newcomers with caution. After a few seconds she stepped out from behind Haruhi, revealing her puffy white tail and matching pointed ears.

Gasps surrounded the room. The twins dropped their tea. Hunny dropped Usa ~ Chan. Kyoya's glasses slid to the tip of his nose in shock. Tamaki blushed deeply, then ran towards the girl, pulling her into an embrace. The neko cried out and was rescued by Mori sempai, who gently put her down and patted her head. Haruhi broke the silence. "Everyone, this is Ao Neko, or Neko~Chan; Neko~Chan, this is the host club."

AUTHOR NOTE: At one point instead of "Host club" I wrote 'Hot club' and I was like "Yup, still works!"