Disclaimer: I don't own Xaldin either! Awww…
#3: Ways to make Xaldin slice you into pieces.
Dye his hair green
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When he walks into a room, scream: "OH CRAP CALL HERCULES MEDUSA GOT OUT AGAIN!"
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Draw a fake "Luxord style" mustache on him in permanent
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Tell him dirt tastes better than his food
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Tell him Xigbars waiting for him in his room, doing the wink-wink nudge-nudge move
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Better yet, tell him when Xigbar's just getting out of the shower
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Tell him the air conditioner broke, and he's taking over the job
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Stick flower and bunny stickers all over his lances
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When he gets angry, sigh and say loudly: "Its because you didn't make it on master-chief isn't it."
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Undo all his braids in his sleep, and hide his brush
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When he wakes up tell him how beautiful he looks this morning
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Set a very loud, cutesy ringtone for him on your phone
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When he's not in the room, make it ring and scream "OH MY GOD THATS XALDY!!"
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Replace his usual kitchen apron with a very frilly, pink apron
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Make him do the Macarena
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Videotape the whole thing and play it at every meeting
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Shave off one of he's eyebrows
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Replace his shampoo with super glue
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Mould his hair into a Mohawk
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When he comes out of his room, tell him the punks are dead
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Xaldin shoved the piece of paper in the trash, seething with anger. "Medusa am I? Ill show them who's fucking Medusa!!!" And so he summoned his lances to go slice whoever wrote the stupid list in the first place.
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Next chapter up soon! This time Vexen!