A/N: Wolf, Violet, and Sapphire are owned by wolfwarriorKronos, from the story "Experiment 629", also, takka for allowing me to use them in my main story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Lilo and Stitch, other shows/animes or other OC's from other authors that said I could use them.

Chapter 3: Marcus, the Stitchified Human!

The studio was in complete ruin from Andrew's kamehameha wave from the previous episode, but afterwards, he helped recreate the place, and in return, was offered to be a permenant co-host. Andrew agreed, and Alpha decided that there will be now 2 co-hosts, a permenant one, and one that can vary. Right now, Alpha, Sapphire, and Andrew are sitting on the couch, while Alpha 2 was setting up the camera.

Alpha: Hey Andrew, I got a question... how are you here in this universe?

Andrew: I shouldn't really say, my story hasn't been created yet, but you can tell that I myself have dimensional powers like you do. (A/N: Heh, epic foreshadowing, ACTIVATE!)

Alpha: Okay, so you're gonna make a story about your self?

Andrew: Ih, sooner or later, youga can pretty much just say I'm from the future, but in a different reality of course.

Alpha: ... Did you just talk in Experiment language again?

Andrew: ... Yeah, soka, slipped out... Agh, I did it again. (Thoughts: I hate it when I slip up and speak in my native tongue...)

Alpha: ... Anyway, it's pretty cool to meet my author I guess.

Sapphire: Ih, meega hasn't met meega's author yet...

Alpha: (Puts arm around Sapphire) It's okietaka Sapphire, I'm sure you'll see him eventually.

Sapphire: (Smiles and scoots closer to Alpha) Takka boojiboo.

Alpha: So Andrew, who are we interviewing today?

Andrew: I believe his name is Marcus, and his author's name is Deathmetal180.

Alpha: Ah, is he already here?

Andrew: Yeah, in the backstage... I usually get the person BEFORE the show starts... unlike SOME people.

Alpha: ... Shutup.

Sapphire: (Andrew was about to say something but got interupted) Naga fighting! Remember last time?

Andrew: Yeah... soka bo- I-I mean... Sapphire.

Sapphire: ... Huh?

Andrew: (Turns head away from Alpha and Sapphire, blushing lightly) Nothing...

Alpha: ...Okietaka, that was strange, I could have SWORN you were gonna say boojiboo, and if you did, I would of torn you to shreds already.

Andrew: (Turns head back to them) That wasn't what I was gonna say!

Alpha: *Fibber's beep* YOUGA LIED!

Andrew: ... So what?

Alpha: So what is that you were gonna call my boojiboo your boojiboo!

?: Geez, whats with all the damn fighting!

Just then, Stitch, or someone that looked like Stitch came out of the backstage, and walked up to a guest chair, sitting down.

Alpha: Stitch?

?: No. I'm Marcus, (looks to see that Alpha's arm is around Sapphire) HEY! What do you think you're doing!

Alpha: Gaba?

Andrew: (Sighs) In Marcus' reality, Sapphire is his boojiboo... I should of said earlier.

Alpha: (Sarcasticly) Ya think?

Marcus: Wait, that is a different Sapphire?

Andrew: Ih.

Marcus: Okietaka... wait, did you just say "ih"?

Andrew: ... Damn it, not again.

Marcus: You're a human, right?

Andrew: ... Yes.

Alpha: *Fibber's beep* ... You're... not human?

Andrew: ... Well... if y'all really want to know, I was human.

Marcus: Like meega?

Andrew: I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYMORE! STOP ASKING!

Alpha: Well I have a question, why the hell were you about to call Sapphire boojiboo?

Andrew: *Slams fist into desk, completely shattering it, suprising everyone* I just said... NOT. SAYING. ANYMORE!

Alpha: Well actually, it makes alot of sense that you're not human, you were completely even with me last time, even with the same powers oddly... and you destroyed the studio.

Marcus: Hey wait, (looks at Alpha) I know you...

Alpha: Really?

Marcus: Yeah, you dimensionally jumped into my world before... and helped meega.

Alpha: Really? Dimensional jumping, huh?

Andrew: Well, dimensions can be a VERY confusing thing, like being in different time lines, so maybe you will do that eventually in the future of my story... hmm... that would be a very good idea to write about...

Alpha: I think this is becoming a paradox now...

Alpha 2: Uh, guys, arn't we gonna get started soon?

Alpha: Oh right, yeah, I guess so, although my head hurts cause of what Andrew just said... like how is it possible to have Marcus come here, say that I came to his world via dimensional jumping, which gave the idea to my author to write about, before it even was written?

Andrew: Because time isn't what it appears to be, like The Doctor says, and I quote, "people assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, in a non-linear non subjective view-point, its more like a big bowl of... wibbly wobbly... timey wimey... stuff."

Alpha and Marcus: ... Gaba?

Andrew: Basically, it means that if someone time traveled and gave someone an idea to write something, or whatever, it was meant to actually happen in the first place.

Alpha: ... Let's just get this started. Camera-man, get the camera started.

Alpha 2: Okietaka... wait... uh-oh.

Alpha: What?

Alpha 2: We've been on the air the entire time...

Alpha: ...

Andrew: ... Well, I'll just fix the desk then... (Materializes a new desk, suspicously the same way Alpha does)

Andrew adds: Ok, well welcome to the next episode of "Experiment Alpha's Interviews", today, we are interviewing Marcus, the Stitchified human! (Marcus waves at the camera) He comes from the story named "How my Life Ended", and it's sequel "The Man behind the Fur." His author's name is Deathmetal180.

Alpha: And I am you're host, Experiment Alpha, like always, and Andrew is now the new, permanent co-host, and Sapphire is still here has a co-host as well.

Andrew: So, Marcus, tell us a little about your self.

Marcus: Well, I accidently got my DNA infused with Stitch's and became an Experiment that looks exactly like him with all the same powers. Also, Jumba calls me Experiment 630.

Alpha: Okay, what are your likes and dislikes?

Marcus: Well, I really like poetry, and I dislike Mayhem... I hate that stupid ba*bleep*.

Andrew: Okietaka- I mean okay... (Thoughts: AGH, GOD DAMNIT, YOU STUPID NATIVE TONGUE!)

Alpha: Well, since you like poetry, how about youga recite one of your poems for us?

Marcus: Okietaka, this poem is a poem I did back at the forest when playing with the other Experiments... it was really my future self, but for some reason I can remember everything he did now. Well here it goes:
"As the sun sets, the air is cold for the night.
Waiting for the timing, to be right.
Until then I will always look up into the sky.
Always looking at the stars, asking why.
But, it helps to know that you see it too.
Someday I will meet you, that'll come true."

Andrew: Wow, bootifa- I mean, that was a beautiful poem, nicely done! (Thoughts: I. Hate. My. Tongue! Speak. Proper. ENGLISH!)

Alpha: That, was bootifa!

Sapphire: Ih! So bootifa!

Marcus: (Blushes at Sapphire's statement) Takka, b-(Alpha death glare's Marcus) I-I mean, Sapphire.

Alpha: Well, anything you want to add Marcus? Because it's almost time to cut off the air.

Marcus: Sure, (looks to Alpha) be sure to remember about helping me, even though it already happened in my past.

Alpha: Don't worry, meega will remember.

Marcus: Okietaka. (Takes out holophone) See ya later guys, maybe y'all can come visit sometime.

Andrew: Maybe, anyway, see ya later! (Everyone then waves to Marcus)

Marcus: Bye. (Stares at Sapphire for a few seconds, then presses the button, teleporting back to his home universe.)

Alpha: Okay, now before anything else... Andrew, why were YOU about to call my boojiboo YOUR boojiboo?

Andrew: Oh god damnit... cut the air!

Alpha: Oh, no you-(broadcast gets cut off).

Well, this crazy chapter is now finished, and there seems to be a mystery about Andrew, well, me, about being not human, or was human... perhaps another story in the making? Well, whatever, Please Read & Review!