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"We're finally here," said Lyle.

"What do you mean 'finally?' Didn't we teleport," asked Deoxys.

"Oh yeah, we did," Lyle answered.

"Why is the leader of this team such an idiot…" Deoxys muttered.

"Anyway, let's go to that relic," said Lyle.

Buried Relic, Entrance

"Here it is. Hopefully this isn't too easy," said Lyle.

"Why, because that would be too boring?" asked Deoxys.

"Nah, it's because I like when people think they're strong enough to beat me, but aren't," said Lyle.

"Umm, okay that makes sense I guess," said Deoxys. So the two Pokemon entered. Lyle saw multiple inscriptions on the wall.

"Hmm, these runes seem to be talking about guardians of this place," said Deoxys.

"How many of them?" asked Lyle.

"Five. They're names are: Regirock, Regice, Registeel, Regigigas, and…" Deoxys paused.

"And what?" asked Lyle.

"It's just that I've heard of the Regi people, but it says somebody named 'Moon,'" said Deoxys.

"Weird. He probably won't be a problem though. I mean, nobody has ever really beat me in a fight," said Lyle.

"Well, we should be careful. He might be strong. If he's been guarding a ruins this long, then he's probably really old. And people like that are usually either legendaries or really strong pokemon," said Deoxys.

"Okay, whatever. Let's just enter," said Lyle.

On the 15th floor, Lyle noticed that the floor they entered was only one, small room. "Lyle, watch out," said Deoxys.

"Why? Is something ther-" Lyle said as he got punched in the face by a rock golem.

"Oww, that son of a-" then he was punched again. Lyle got so mad, he charged up fire around him and shot it all at Regirock. It didn't do much, since Regirock is rock-type.

"WHAT THE HECK! HOW DO I DEFEAT THIS GUY!" yelled Lyle.

"Maybe by using a super-effective fighting-type move," said Deoxys.

"oh yeah." Lyle used double kick, and Regirock was injured.

"FINE, YOU CAN GO," said Regirock. It turned into a red crystal.

"What is this?" asked Lyle.

"Well, the thing you just fought wasn't really Regirock. It was this treasure, called the rock part, turned into Regirock," said Deoxys.

"Oh, well what does it do?" asked Lyle.

"Well, just combine it with the ice part and steel part, and you can make a music box," said Deoxys.

"Well, I don't want a stupid music box," said Lyle.

"It's not any ordinary music box, it can call the legendary Regigigas," said Deoxys.

"Why would I want to do that? That guy hated me," said Lyle.

"He does? Why?" asked Deoxys.

"Well, It's because I am on the same team as Groudon," said Lyle.

"Right. I almost forgot. Anyway, we need his key to open the chamber that Inferno is kept in," said Deoxys.

"So it's not really Regigigas, it's a transformed key?" said Lyle.

"Yes, you catch on quickly," said Deoxys.

"Anyway, we should continue on," said Lyle. The went up 5 more floors, and were in a similar room.

"You know, it's annoying how long it takes to even go up five floors in this stupid dungeon. Oh, we're here," said Lyle.

"Yes, the chamber of Regice," said Deoxys.

"This will be a breeze," said Lyle. "I'm definitely glad I'm a fire type."

"Yes. Anyway, you should go ahead and take care of this," said Deoxys. Lyle ran at Regice, meanwhile Deoxys noticed something following them. He swore he had seen… a wire? Anyway, he disregarded it. He looked and saw Lyle using some sort of double blaze kick. Regice melted into the ice part. The two of them continued. Deoxys noticed them being followed again. "Lyle, I think we're being followed," said Deoxys.

"Nonsense, who would follow me?" asked Lyle. The went up 5 more floors.

"Seriously Deoxys, how many floors does this dungeon have? 30? 35? 50?" asked Lyle.

"99," said Deoxys.

"WAIT WHAT!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFOREHAND!?" asked Lyle.

"Didn't think it was important," said Deoxys.

"And you called me an idiot," said Lyle.

"By the way, we're in Registeel's chamber," said Deoxys.

"It seems we only have conversations in regi chambers," said Lyle.

"Anyway, you should be able to defeat him the same way as Regice," said Deoxys.

"Yeah, Regis are weak," said Lyle.

"Well, these clones are only a fraction of their real strength," said Deoxys.

"Well, I bet the real ones would be easy too," said Lyle as he got punched in the face.

"You gotta be kidding me," said Lyle.

Goldmine Village, Team Gold base

"I wonder what this thing is," said Mr. Money.

"Me too. There probably was instructions back at Twisted Crags, but we must of not noticed them. It'd be easier if we knew what this thing was even called," said Rodium.

"SINCE IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT WE SOLVE THIS, THEN I SUGGEST THAT WE COULD VISIT AKU," said Metal Claw.

"You mean that weird Xatu that opens magically sealed boxes for a living? Yeah, I suppose he would know about that," said Ember.

"Okay, let's go find him," said Rodium.

"Since when were you the leader?" asked Ember.

"Nah, let's go," said Mr. Money. "After I get some fish."

"Yeah, I'm kind of hungry too," said Rodium.

"Are you, Metal Claw?" asked Ember.

"NEGATIVE. I HAVE NO NEED FOR 'FOOD,'" he answered.

"Right, that makes sense. Wait, then why do you have a mouth?" Ember asked.

"SO THAT I CAN COMMUNICATE," Metal Claw answered.

"But what about your Pokedex entry?" asked Ember.

"WE ALL KNOW THAT THE POKEDEX GETS EVERYTHING INCORRECT," said Metal Claw.

"Oh, right," said Ember. So they went to the town square, where they saw most of the shops. They saw a shop called 'Xatu Appraisal.'

"There it is," said Mr. Money.

"Wait, did we ever eat?" asked Rodium.

"Well of course we did. It was in between now and when we were still at the team base," said Mr. Money.

"Wait, do you and Rodium live at the team base?" asked Ember.

"Umm, yeah?" asked Rodium.

"What a coincidence. I live there too," said Ember.

"I never see you," said Mr. Money.

"Well, that's because I sleep in a different room," said Ember.

"That explains it," said Rodium.

"ARE WE FORGETTING ABOUT THE TASK AT HAND?" asked Metal Claw.

"Nah, I wa just getting to that," said Mr. Money.

"Are we going to talk about why you're saying 'nah' all of a sudden? You'd never said that before today," said Rodium.

"No, we are NOT getting off subject again," said Ember.

"You're right, let's go," said Mr. Money. They walked up to Aku.

"Hello, what the hell is this thing?" asked Ember.

"Um, what a way to introduce yourself," said Aku.

"Seriously Ember, what is your problem. Now what hell is it already?" asked Rodium.

"You guys are both idiots," said Mr. Money. "Anyway, I'm Mr. Money and this is my team. We are trying to find out what this artifact is."

"You could have just said so in the first place. This is the legendary item called the 'Disc of Creation.' Sorry to disappoint, but there isn't much more I can tell you. There is two people I know that could, however. Their names are Emerald and Amethyst. You might recognize them a Gardevoir with cyan-blue hair and green eyes, and a Gallade that also has blue hair, but has purple eyes," said Aku.

"Cool, where can we find these people?" asked Mr. Money.

"You can find them at Oddity Cave at Atmos, the air continent," said Aku.

"Okay, we'll find them. Though I wish they were closer," said Rodium.

"Hey, you don't lead this team, I do. Let's go," said Mr. Money.

"FINALLY! We're off to find out more about this legendary artifact!" said Rodium.

"Let's hurry and go before people start looking at us," said Ember.

Credits:

Aku was named by my friend Vein.

All other OCs in this specific chapter are mine. And no, Deoxys isn't an OC, since he's actually in the game. Pokemon isn't mine, as the short, lazy disclaimer already said. Also, I'm gonna stop doing disclaimers since they're stupid. Obviously I don't own Pokemon, otherwise I wouldn't be writing a Fanfiction.