A/N: This is my favorite song of Degrassi ever! I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG! This song is by Lemon Demon and it is awesome! Hope you enjoy. Btw I do not know how to write a real A/N so I just put my words in bold print. And also I haven't put up a new Clare vs. Fitz cause I just broke up with my boyfriend and turns out he was happy we broke up cause he was interested in another girl. Next Saturday is our Homecoming dance and I'll be all alone. :'(
Well here is the song
Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi
And the children in attendance were all fat and sassy
Except for one little boy and his name was Rick
People pushed him around until he turned into a prick
And took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun
To Degrassi to have himself a little bit of fun
And BANG shot Jimmy and pointed it at Emma
With Sean in the way, Oh what a big dilemma
But then Rick died and everything was fine
But Ashley's kinda freaking out cause Craig lost his mind
He proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes
But Ashley refused and what a big surprise
When he cried like a baby and went back to his hotel
And fucked up the room and stuck Joey with the bill
Then he went to a wedding and acted like a whore
Then he kicked Joey's ass and cried a little more
Hey, remember back when Manny and J.T. were going out
And J.T. was doing good and then began to doubt
That his little stack of dimes couldn't measure up to Craig's
When he saw it in the locker room between Craig's legs
And in order to get him out of his romantic slump
Some black kid gave him a magic penis pump
Then Manny found out and to make matters worse
It turns out Mr. Raditch used it first
Well Paige got raped and Marco is gay
Spinner gets boners and farts all day
Toby is a dork and Liberty is too
Snakes got cancer up the wazoo
Sean's on his own and Ellie likes to cut
Alex is a bitch and Manny is a slut
Well Emma's kind of winy and Teri got hit
Hazel doesn't seem to do jack shit
Degrassi is my favorite thing
When the theme song plays I always have to sing
I hope that it never goes of the air
I'd even miss Spinner's hair