CHAPTER 3

She's mine! I mean, he.

"W-WHA-WHAT'S THIS?"

"Why? What's wrong, Stein?" he rushed as he heard his kouhai shouted on the other door.

His jaws dropped, staring amazed at a very beautiful woman in front of him. However, it was Stein.

"Shinigami-sama is playing a prank on me…" Stein laughed evilly, "I'll dissect him!"

"What are you staring at?" he said as he saw his senpai gazing at him.

"I think it's alright. Plus we should hurry or else…" Spirit explained while continuously staring at him.

"Fine. Let's do it quickly so we can go back already." He passed through his stoned senpai.

"You drive." Stein passed the keys.

"Yes, milady." His senpai teased.

"Shut up!" he gazed fiercely.

Spirit drove while Stein lit up a cigarette. He kept looking at his stunning kouhai.

"Keep your eyes on the road. We might get in an accident." His kouhai said; still annoyed but has calmed down.

He quickly looked away, "Ah, yes. Sorry." and simply looked back again.

"Eyes on the road or I'll dissect you." His kouhai warned.

He looked away light-speed. "He's so… pretty. I can't keep my eyes off him."

They arrived at the venue shortly. The place was enormous and they were just on time as the guests were just arriving.

"Good evening sir, madam." The guard greeted. "May I see your ID please?"

They flashed the fake IDs provided by Shinigami-sama and he welcomed them in. He simply led his hands towards Stein's bum.

"I'll dissect you." Stein said, pointing a small knife on the guard's neck. And they continue inside.

"Good evening our dear guests. Welcome to our auction. We hope you enjoy yourselves tonight. First off we have…" the host continued.

"What a beautiful lady we have here." A random old person said. "Would you like some drinks, my lady?" he offered with a pervy stare.

When Stein was about to defend his self…

"Get your filthy hands off her. She's mine." His senpai defended him, putting his arm around his waist too.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there." The old man teased. He tried to grab Stein's bum as he walked away. Spirit grabbed his hand and looked at him sharply, "Don't you dare." he warned. The old man walked away, laughing. "Hey girls…~"

Spirit sighed as a sign of relief that the old man was now gone. "Really…"

"What did you just say?" Stein intimidated him.

"I- uh- ano-" he panicked.

"Who did you said was yours?"

"Lower down your voice, Stein. They might notice us…" he excused, scared.

"SHUT UP!" his kouhai yelled.

"What? Who was that?" the host asked.

Someone approached them and said, "Ma'am, Sir, we would appreciate if you would participate in the auction quietly."

"Wait." The host said, suspicious. "Who are you? You don't look familiar." He went down the stage and walked towards them.

"Crap. We've been found out!" Stein exclaimed.

Spirit changed into a deathscythe and said, "It's because you're too noisy."

Everybody transformed and started attacking them.

"Let's do it, senpai."

"Alright."