Demons and Netflix Chapter 3: Watching Hellraiser 2, a hellraiser fanfic

WATCHING HELLRAISER 2

"Oh no! I don't wanna do this! You guys can't make me!" Kirsty furiously pouted, crossing her arms and refusnig to so much as even make eye contact with the nearby television set.

"Then go in the kitchen or something." Pistonhead suggested, casually shrugging his shoulders. In which those very words would be a suicide plea if you were to say that to a bunch of active feminists, or at least to demonic women.

"You're sick! You know that? !" Joey growled, handing Connor over to her beloved husband Elliot just so she could roll up her sleeves and prepare to punch the daylights out of the former nightclub owner.

"Not that I'm like a pacifist or anything but is it seriously necessary to beat the living crap out of each other for every little thing?" CD remarked curiously, otherwise coming to the sorta defense of his friend.

"WELL IS IT NECESSARY FOR YOU AND YOUR CONSORT TO GET KINKY OVER EVERY LITTLE SCENE LIKE THE LAST MOVIE WAS JUST SAW? ! NO! DIDN'T THINK SO!" Joey screeched with the typical motherly tone. Well that could easily be explained for the fact she was a mother after all.

"Was? ! Is Joey gonna die! Oh no!" Butterball gasped as if having heard the narration that spoke in past tense.

"What? ! NO! I'm not dying you idiot!" Joey groaned.

"The poor victims always attempt to remain so strong in denial." Channard murmured sympathetically, with him and Cameahead shaking their heads.

"I'M NOT DYING! ! !" Joey stamped her foot in a childish temper tantrum.

"Oh poor Connor! You'll never know your beloved and beautiful mother! Oh Joanne, why?" Elliot gasped, his face filled with disbelief and hurt as he started to blubber. Connor couldn't quite understand all the words being said, but his frost blue eyes could easily see his father getting all teared up and his mother's annoyed expression and took it as though there was bad news in the air.

And so both father and son proceeded to cry at the same time, with Joey hvaing her face in her hands by annoyance and frustration.

"Well that's an interesting new theory as to family bonds." Pinhead whispered sarcastically to Kirsty, who gasped in disbelief and frowned.

"Pinny Poo! That's not funny! What if Joey really was dying?" Kirsty demanded, placing her hands on her hips.

With all the demonic strength Pinhead could muster for the sake of his undying love to Kirsty Cotton, Pinhead resisted the urge to smirk at the idea of the reporter being dead, Well he was somewhat friends with her and all but they weren't exactly Woody and Buzz when they were together or left alone.

Now if this were Feline, not even the consequence of Kirsty leaving him for Trevor and being killed by Frank could stop our pin headed Cenobite from laughing at that little idea. It was pretty much safe to say the feeling was mutual with our cat-like Cenobite who despised every inch and existing presence of him for lying/manipulating/tricking her. The story? Way too damn complicated right now, plus who wants to hear our sassy friend go on a rant right now abouut him ruining already 90% angst filled life?

"Nevermind. Let's just get this movie overwith." the brunette beauty did her boyfriend a favor by shaking her head and ignoring her previous question. All the others nodded their heads in agreement, but suddenly Kirsty couldn't help but ask.

"How many films are available of this...'Hellraiser' anyways?" she asked, with Dreamer already fumbling her way with the Wii remote. Everyone tensed up as soon as she touched it, in fear her cooking curse carried to even doing the simplest tasks ending up in explosions.

"Mmm...nine in total." the deaming Cenobite pursued her lips and answered calmly, while Kirsty raised her eyebrows sky high and gasped.

"HOW LONG HAVE THESE HUMANS BEEN RUDELY ENTERING INTO OUR BUSINESS AND DAILY LIVES? !" Pinhead cried out, flailing his arms out and about wildly.

"For Leviathan's sake, what's next? ! A bloody sopa opera about all our lives? !" Nikoletta cried out, just as annoyed as the others.

'I think you'd make a great Pocahontas babe.' Chatterer remarked in an effort to cheer her up. Well obviously that didn't quite work out!

"Wha-? ! Pocahontas is NOT a sopa opera! ! !" the Female Cenobite facepalmed.

"If you bring any animals in the house Pocaletta, I'm going Open Season on em. Just as a head's up." Feline casually shrugged, acknowledging her littl esecret hobby of mice-hunting. Except unlike those who constantly watched Tom and Jerry, Feline made the popular countless number of seasons in reality ending up as only a three minute episode ending with 'Jerry's' tragic demise. Hmph. Serves it right!

"I'M NOT POCAHONTAS!" Nikoletta screeched, growing increasingly annoyed.

"Ooh! If she's Pocahontas, can I be Snow White? !" Dreamer screamed with excited glee, bouncing on her seat.

"Hey! I don't wanna be that creepy prick Prince Charming! I'm nothing like him!" Pistonhead argued, crossing his arms.

"You're right. You're only a creep." Channard couldn't help but to intervene.

"COMING FROM THE DUDE WHO HAS SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT PINBOY'S SISTER! ! !" the nightclub owner accused.

"You have WHAT? !" Pinhead jumped in immediately after hearing that. It was already bad enough he was aware about Channard's major crush on Evelyn Spencer, but now he was crossing the PG allowed limits! ! !

"I- I- I- Xipe I would never!" Channard sputtered and stuttered before gulping nervously, just for the sake he would remain alive and in one piece.

"And you have the nerve to lie to me as well! Why you!" Pinhead nearly launched himself right towards the tumor headed doctor, and probably would've succeeded in tearing him from limb to limb personally had it not been Chatterer, Butterball, Pistonhead, and CD held him back.

"Okay lets just get straight forward towards watching the film, shall we not?" Elliot chuckled nervously, helping the others out as to stopping Pinhead by placing Connor in his demonic counterpart's arms as he sped over to the Wii remote and hit 'play' for Hellraiser 2: Hellbound.

At the same time, Joey realized where her little precious bundle of joy had been placed instead of her husband's arms, and gasped.

"You left our son in the arms of- of- HIM? !" the reporter cried, pointing accusedly to Pinhead before quickly adding; "Er- no offense."

"No! Believe me Joey, I'm on your side with this on! I have no knowledge as how to handle a child!" Pinhead cried holding Connor awkwardly. If you call awkward by sideways and the kid nearly hanging upside down.

"Oh yeah. You're a total natural." Chatterer remarked sarcastically.

"Never seen such amazing professionalism up until now." CD added as well, sniggering.

"WILL THE BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP? !" Pinhead snapped viciously to the two.

"Um...I hate to point this out but, you realize technically they already have been shut up? They're speaking telepathically." Butterball remarked calmly but nervously.

"Who's side are you on you traitor? !" the pin headed Prince of Pain hissed.

"My side!" Feline said with a large grin wider than the Chesire Cat's smile himself. Actually, she could've put him to shame with the victorious glow on her face.

"Um, why do you like Bella Swan? I thought you loved Jimmy." the obese Cenobite asked, surprised.

"EXCUSE ME? ! ? !" CD cried out, looking directly and suspiciously to his 'catty' consort.

"Wha- HE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT TWILIGHT TEAMS STUPID!" Feline groaned, facepalming herself, which unfortunately was a grave mistake in doing. All she did was accidentally slash herself across the forehead lightly with her knife fingernails. "Ow!"

"Dada!" Connor suddenly spoke softly in his sweet voice. his frost blue eyes looked to the one he directly meant it towards, but this wasn't exactly his true father Elliot this had been spoken to...

...But Pinhead!

"DEAR LEVIATHAN HE ADDRESSED ME AS HIS BIOLOGICAL FATHER!" Pinhead screeched horrified as if the baby turned into a cockroac before his very eyes. It almost looked like he was going to throw Connor into another room, to which young mother Joey and the two broody Cenobites Feline and Dreamer kept their eyes peered just in case he attempted that action. But instead all he did was dash on his toes right to Joey, gently hand Connor over to Joey, before cowardly running right into Kirsty.

"I SWEAR ON THE NAME OF LEVIATHAN I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH JOANNE SPENCER AND HENCE THEREFORE NEVER ASSISTED IN CONCEIVING CONNOR!" he cried to Kirsty, practically violently shaking her.

"What's the matter PinBoy? Scared of paternity tests coming after ya?" Pistonhead mocked, grinning.

"I don't believe this!" Elliot cried out painfully. He immediately ran over to Connr and held him, frost blue eyes matching to one another.

"No no no no no no! No Connor! No! I'm your dada! Me! N-not HIM!" our World War I Captain was as hurt as ever that his own demon counterpart had stolen that special title for the first word of being called as the parent.

But instead, this time Connor looked over towards Chatterer and repeated the same thing; "Dada!"

Nikoletta then furiously slapped gawking Chatterer across the face, just only as a safe practice if by any chance he really was Connor's father.

"It was already bad enough when that time Connor had addressed Kirsty's ex stepmother Julia as 'Mumma!'" Elliot shrieked, making Kirsty snap her head up attentively.

"Now how in the Hell did you let JULIA of all people hold your son, Elliot? !" the fierce brunette beauty questioned, folding her arms. Both parents seemed to suddenly have blank faces and no recalling memory of that event.

"I...we..."

"I'm not quite sure how to answer that Kirsty." Joey remarked, interrupting her husband with the same confused tone as his.

Suddenly the loud and blaring music of the film made everyone jump in surprise, and quickly all fought valiantly back for their respective seats just as the main titles came out, including the name of the film itself.

HELLBOUND
HELLRAISER 2

"You know, I have the oddest feeling that all these terms added purposely with Hell are meant as humorous puns. It just proves these humans are making a constant mockery of us!" Pinhead pointed accusedly once again at the television set like it was a criminal.

"Shut up or I'm gonna Hellkick your ass!" Feline sneered, purposely adding the Hell part just for pun kicks.

"Hopefully we have a more expanded and accurate role." Pinhead groaned, crossing his arms and muttering under his breath.

"Imagine this turns out to be a musical?" Pistonhead snorted with laughter to his consort, who giggled in agreement to the imagination of it.

"Oh PLEASE don't jinx this!" Nikoletta pleaded, already annoyed enough that the last film pointed out obliviously about the apparent 'friends with benefits' relartionship/fling she and Pinhead once shared.

FLASHBACK SCENES OF HELLRAISER

"Why look! It's this STEVE character! How WONDERFUL!" Pinhead remarked in the utter most sarcastic tone one person whether human or demon could supress against gravity, rolling his coal black eyes.

"Would you stop making fun of him Xipe? ! For goodness sake's he's married to my best friend Tiffany now!" Kirsty jumped to her ex-boyfriend's defense. At first she hadn't really minded about her current boyfriend being not so happy, but it was only a matter of time before he took this hatred down the level...well...let's call it "the Feline hatred level". Boy was THAT a grudge or what? !

"I thought I'm your best friend!" Joey gasped, hurt.

"Well, you both are!" Kirsty said squirmishly, trying to compormise for both to end up happy.

"Oh and what the hell does that make the rest of us, huh?" Butterball demanded.

"Um..." Kirsty stuttered, eyes looking to the floor instead.

"Ha ha! Kirsty's in the nuthouse!" Angelique laughed, finally speaking after what everyone realized had been quite the while since she really said anything. Hmph. One must wonder out of curiosity just perhaps what exactly the princess was thinking (or plotting) during the entire time of silence.

"That's not funny! It was dark and cold and scary! My room smelled like sex and blood, the neighbors nearby woud never shut up, and the food was so gross it probably was the real reason people went insane!" Kirsty instantly blubbered into tears of the horrid memories.

"Huh...I never realized the place was that much of a wreck." Channard bemused with a stunned face.

"THAT'S COS YA KILLED ALL YOUR PATIENTS BEFORE THEY COULD WRITE A REVIEW YOU DUMBASS!" Joey cried loudly, as if on cue knowing that soon enough she was going to have to take Connor out of the room anyways due to the upcoming scenes.

"I like how you don't volunteer to take him out." Feline bitterly remarked with her golden eyes narrowed towads Elliot, who frowned at her.

THE SCENES WITH KYLE

"DAMMIT KIRSTY, AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE DID YOU HAVE FASCINATIONS FOR MEN SIMILAR TO THIS STEVE CHARACTER? !" Pinhead cried, nearly jumping out of his seat.

"Kyle was a very nice guy if you must know! Now sit down. Julia killed him." Kirsty sighed, not realizing her boyfriend nearby was doing a victory dance upon hearing the last sentence on the young doctor's status.

CHANNARD RESURRECTING JULIA

Everyone gawked merely in disbelief at the already embarassed doctor for his previous actions.

"IS THIS WHAT YOU PLAN ON DOING TO MY SISTER ONCE YOU ROB HER OF HER INNOCENCE? !" Pinhead furiously pointed accusedly to Channard.

"Are you gonna keep on SCREAMING every damn minute? !" Feline cried.

"Wait a second! If I recall rightly, weren't you all finding these horrifically graphic scenes to be sexually arousing?" Elliot inquired after taking notice.

"Eh, guess we all kinda overdid it on the last movie." Dreamer shrugged casually and answering in a mild tone.

"But now that you mention it..." Pistonhead remarked.

"Alright I ain't gonna lie, all that pain is kinda arousing and amusing to picture." Feline smirked, getting a little twitchy and tone dripping of being turned on.

"Just go before you end up ruining the entertainment of the film for the rest of us fellow audience members attempting to actually WATCH the movie!" Elliot groaned, as all the couples zoomed past to grab a bed or couch.

Sheesh, how many couches and beds does Kirsty have anyways? !

While all the couples proceeded to bang over the sight of blood and pain, it was a bit of a cruel reminder for those currently in the 'forever alone' streak. to set the record straight, perhaps Elliot should've also added that the couples at least attempt to keep the volume low of all the sex crazed madness.

Even with the movie still going, all you could heard the nonsense moaning, groaning, screaming, thumping, booming, banging- Jesus! Yu'd think someone had broken into Kirsty's house and was trying totally destroy several rooms of hers instead of some 'simple' love making!

'Oooh! Harder baby! Harder!'

'YES! YES! OH RIGHT THERE! OH YEAH PINNY! OOH!'

'JUST LIKE THAT! MORE! MORE BABY!'

'OOOH! OH! AH!'

'Oooooooooooooh baby!'

...'DAMMIT JP THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THE CENO-STORK SO REMEMBER TO BE CAREFUL OR- OR- ARGH! OH BABE!'

You could imagine the awkward silence downstairs. Thank goodness Joey was still outside tending to Connor at least!

"Soo...Elliot." Camerahead nodded.

"Erm, hello Daniel." Elliot greeted back awkwardly.

"Does Joey have a sister?" the former cameraman asked curiously with widened eyes filled with hopefulness.

"THAT'S IT! EVERYONE. DOWNSTAIRS. NOW!" Elliot furiously demanded as all the couples slowly one by one returned, some still with torn clothes and bruises. Not to mention-

"XIPE! PUT YOUR PANTS ON THIS INSTANT!" Elliot demanded in a fatherly-tone as his embarassed demonic counterpart quickly ran upstairs to collect his missing trousers/skirt thingy.

"Oh no! Not Kyle, he was such a hardworking young man." Channard sighed mournfully over the young doctor as basically Julia sucked his face off. His sentence was left ignored because of how awkward, sudden, and off-subject it was.

"Alright! I have returned and collected all the appropriate clothign present an- OH! OUF! OH! EEH! EEK! OH! OW OW OW OW!" at that moment Xipe had tripped from his cassock and came tumbling down the stairs painfully.

Feline was unable to breath with an overload of tears in her eyes from the laughter. Even Kirsty had to admit it was funny, but still she tended to her fallen boyfriend by helping him to the couch.

"Hey! That was my seat!" Nikoletta pouted.

"Find another then Pocaletta!" Kirsty snapped, as the Female Cenobite turned a furious shade of scarlet.

"I'M NOT POCAHONTAS GOD DAMMIT! ! ! !"

SCENE OF TIFFANY OPENING THE BOX

'I swear if they have us singing when we come in I'm going to file a lawsuit.' Chatterer sneered bitterly.

"It couldn't be that bad." Butterball shrugged.

"Oh yeah? ! What if we come in singing I Wanna Be Like Other Girls? !" Nikoletta inquired, makin Butterball think twice on his statement.

"Or Colors of the Wind?" Dreamer mumbled jokingly to her consort, in which Nikoletta had just about had enough.

"I swear to Leviathan if I hear another mention of fuckin' Pocahontas-"

"Wait! Wait! Wait!" Joey interrupted, finally feeling it was appropriate to return with a now asleep Connor in her arms. At this same timing on the film, Channard and Julia in the film were gawking as Tiffany had successfully solved the Box.

"All you guys have done os far is complain about what's happened from the film's potrayal. Well just WHAT really happened?" the reporter questioned, making the Gash flush, as well as Kirsty. Somehow it seemed as though something else had happened otherwise.

Another song in fact!

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THE SCENE

Sure Tiffany had officially solved he Box and such. But the Cenobites didn't just march in all maliciously, but instead differently. Kirsty had come in at the moment trying to get Tiffany as far away from the recently solved box as possible, but instead they were caught in a trap!

Not only were the Cenobites in their usual leather attire, but feeling a little wickedly mischievious and dressed Medieval style as gypsies, all cackling.

"Well well well, what have we here now?" Pinhead questioned, folding his arms together and grinning.

"Spies!" Chatterer suggested.

"Thieves!" Nikoletta accused.

"...The pizza guys?" Butterball questioned.

"NO! We're not spies! We're-" but Kirsty's sentence was cut off as both she and the already naturally mute Tiffany were bounded and gagged.

"Don't you dare interrupt me, child!" Pinhead narrowed his coal black eyes to the two beautiful girls. "You're a very clever girl to have escaped us and Fate once child but not again! Unfortunately Kirsty Cotton, you won't live this time to tell the tale about your second encounter with us." Pinhead winked.

The Gash

Maybe you've heard of a terrible place
Where the cruelest of beings collect in a lair!

Maybe you've heard of that mythical place
Called the Labyrinth

Pinhead

Hello you're there!

The Gash

Where there's pain and lust
And fulfilled pleasures

Pinhead

But the dead don't talk
So you won't be around to reveal what you've found!

The Gash

We have a method for spies and intruders
Rather like hornets protecting their hive
Here in the Court of Miracles

Where it's a miracle if you get out alive!

And so with unknowingly Channard and Julia sneaking behind to watch out of curiosity, the two girls had been taken to Hell- where a trial awaited for them to be hanged! Yikes!

Pinhead

Justice is swift
In the Labyrinth
Here I'm the lawyers and judge all in one
We like to get trial over with quickly
Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!

Any last words?

"MRFMFMRFMRFFFMFMHHHMHMG!" both Kirsty and Tiffany screamed out for muffled pleads. The Cenobite all giggled amusedly as Pinhead seemed to expect that and roll his eyes at the two girls.

Pinhead

That's what they all say...

Now that we've seen all the evidence-

Chatterer

Wait! I object!

Pinhead

Overruled!

Butterball

I object!

Pinhead

SILENCE!

Nikoletta

Damn!

Pinhead

We find you totally innocent...
Which is the worst crime of all...

The Gash

SO YOU'RE GOING TO HANG! :D

FLASHBACK END

"Oh my God..." Joey widened her eyes in disbelief and shock.

"You're dating a man who attempted to MURDER you? !" Elliot asked, practically shaking Kirsty just to be certain she was a sane person.

"That was then! Okay, Elliot? And this is now. All is forgiven." Kirsty smirked, kissing Pinhead on the cheek who gushed. But still the unconvinced Spencers shook their heads in disbelief.

KIRSTY MEETS WITH THE CENOBITES

"What. Was. That?" Kirsty questioned as slowly as possible, shaking her head in disbelief.

"We're...we...why..." Pinhead was at a total loss of words.

"The camera shows us spinning around? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY POCAHONTAS? !" Butterball cried, grabbing Nikoletta and shaking her as if THAT was going to be the right way to get an explanation. All it earned our obese Cenobite was two black eyes courtesy of Chatterer and Nikoletta.

'Hmph. No difference personally with the glasses.' the chattering Cenobite shrugged.

"You people abuse me!" Butterball sniffled, pointing accusedly at the two who grinned contently.

"Were you all tripping out during that time?" Joey questioned, cocking her head to one side in confusion.

"Now that you mention it...I think I recall that this scene is actually pretty accurate..." Kirsty trailed off, with the memories flooding back instantly as the original Gash flushed.

"Well perhaps we got curious after your friend Tiffany escaped our wrath..." Pinhead attempted to place it as gently as possible.

"I mean, Channard's office isn't exactly the typical one you find.." Nikoletta added in, nodding in agreement nervously.

'THAT CLEVER TUMOR HEADED BASTARD KEPT A STASH OF MARIJUANA! ALRIGHT! THERE! I SAID IT!' Chatterer suddenly blurted out, furiously pointing to the 'good' doctor.

"Oh that's real professional." Feline remarked, rolling her eyes.

"I most certainly did not carry such a supply-"

"A liar and drug user! All the more of reasons to not allow you to enter a relationship with my sister!" Pinhead remarked, folding his arms, pouting his lip, and holding his head in the air.

"You were the ones that bloody shot it all up in your systems!" Channard spat back.

"Dare I ask, but what really happened then?" CD nervously asked for curiosity's sake.

"Well if I remember rightly things really went like this..." Kirsty trailed.

FLASHBACK AGAIN!

"KIRSTY'S A LOSER LOL! ! !" Chatterer remarked, pointing immediately to the human nemesis the minute she ran right into them. "Look! We can all walk on the walls while you can't! Ha ha!" he continued to mock with the angle appearing as though they were spinning or something. I dunno man.

"Spider-bite. Spider-bite. Does whatever a Spider-bite does. Can he fly, like the Ceno-stork? No he can't cos he's a spider look ooooooooooouuttt! He is a Spider-bite!" the chattering Cenobite telepathically sang while impersonating the Spider-pig. Or so he thought he was climbing on the walls. More or less it looked as though he were a dog locked out of a room trying to scratch his way in.

"Really? Real mature you guys." Kirsty remarked, narrowing her eyes. Boy was she certainly not amused by the sight she could easily tell of the four once fearsome Cenobites stumbling around like a bunch of drunk as they had been during the first film. Only this time it wasn't booze in their system.

"Whu? Oyh! KirsTEH! It's you! Wh-wh-wh-when did you get here? You- you- you SILLY GURL, you!" Pinhead sniggered, winking flirtaciously to Kirsty. All the more the reason the brunette got more annoyed at the four.

"You know, I'm not quite the expert with how you guys run a work ethnic around Hell but this isn't quite professional. Your boss, whatever he or she or it is, is SO gonna fire you guys for this." Kirsty remarked, raising her eyebrows in the manner of a hinting, nagging mother.

"Blah! Blah, blah! Ah quiet mom!" Chatterer groaned, barely able to stand and stammering slowly despite being telepathic. Pinhead jumped, and nearly fell to the floor as though someone had suddenly and violently pushed him.

"Holy shnizzle sticks! Jabberer, yer baby Momma is Kristen?" the pin headed Cenobite basically lost it all by now.

"Look guys! It's FALL!" Butterball cried out, with a handful of the mysterious green leaves the gang had found and throwing it in the air in a style like they were autumn leaves.

"Darling, what is going on? Honestly that never happened! Lying is your FAVORITE passion! Leave meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Go where you beeeeloong! Higher heels and lipstick napkins, dying is your LURATEST fasSHUN!" Chatterer bursted out in an off-key rock song suddenly, falling to his knees and doing the poorest impression of the worm as imaginable.

"KIRSTY!" Pinhead said, suddenly grabbing her into a forced bear hug. If this couple weren't so hot, I'm not gonna lie, this would look like a Pedo Bear moment. "And will allllllwaaaayssss youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" he screamed violently at the top of his lungs in a God awful version of his to Whitney Houston's wonderful song "I Will Always Love You".

BAM! Kirsty was freed from Pinhead's wrath, because Nikoletta hit him upside the head with a chair!

"You're all a bunch of dip shit morons! I want my money back! And a baby!" the Female Cenobite whined.

"Er...Chatterer is not home at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Bee...bee...BEEP THIS MAN I GOTTA RUN!" the chattering Cenobite nervously started off after the mention of 'baby' knowing that was referred to him directly. He greedily tried to grab some of the mysterious green leaves from the floor and held them close, but instead they got crush in his grasp, and distracted by the tragic sight he walked straight into a wall.

"I love this opera!" Butterball clapped giddily as he returned with a wagon-full more of the collected marijuana leaves.

"Bob Marley ain't dead! He's right here! Yay!" Nikoletta excitedly screamed, pointing at absolutely nothing, or otherwise basically the wall in front of her.

"I WANNA GO HOME!" Kirsty complained, releasing all her frustrations out. But the vent would prove otherwise a waste of time sadly.

"Yeah? Well I wanna be Whitney Houston but we don't always get what we want now, do we? !" a semi-conscious and returning Pinhead mumbled while still face down on the floor.

"Nevermind." Kirsty shook her head.

FLASHBACK END (WELL NO DER DE DER)

"You think that's insane? I overheard Pinhead profess his love romantically through a malicious song!" Channard cried out accusedly, just as in the same time the Cenobites and Channard got to their infamous fight- and they got their asses kick!

"WHAT? ! ?" Pinhead screamed, nearly throwin the Wii remote a mile away and causing Connor to awake and cry.

"Some Dada he is, isn't he Connor?" Elliot mumbled bitterly.

"That is SO not how we lost! Actually, we didn't even lose at all technically- let alone even die!" Nikoletta shrieked.

"This is even worse than te idea of them making us sing Poc- I mean songs!" Butterball stopped himself from mentioning the Disney princess for his own sake and not to piss off Nikoletta.

"Now before you all violently throws your insults on me, may I apologize ahead of time?" Channard attempted to reason, but it was of no use. Sigh. Here we go yet again with the flashbacks...

THE REAL FIGHT

"Firstly I would at least like to make a mention of my epic song!" flashback Pinhead declared to the sky above of the narrator, who whole heartedly agreed as he began.

"I bet it's so romantic!" someone had whispered excitedly as all eyes attentively fixated on him.

Pinhead

Beatae Maria, you know I am righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud

Beatae Maria, you know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Then tell me Leviathan,
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul

I feel her
I see her
The sun caught in her soft brown hair
Is blazing in me out of all control

At that same given moment before his eyes, in front of a random fireplace did the flames form a beautiful, corkscrew-curly haired girl- Kirsty! And she was dancing seductively.

Like fire!
Hellfire!
This fire in my skin!
This buring desire is turning me to sin!

It's not my fault!