Chapter 3
The plan to revive Zordon
Meanwhile, far away from Beach City…
"I can't believe Uncle Grandpa is gone…" Steven said with sadness. "He was not only my mentor, but also my best friend. Now he is dead and his skull was horribly desecrated…"
"He was too good for this sinful earth full of sinners…" Amethyst remarked with sadness. "But we will avenge his death, little buddy…We will defeat the dirty motherfucker that killed him and we will make him pay for all the innocents (and not so innocent) lives he destroyed with his assholery! I personally will crush the skull of that mofo with my own bare hands, and then I will force him to eat his own innards! FUCK THAT SON OF BITCH, FOR KILLING OUR DEAR FRIEND UNCLE GRANDPA!"
"Ok, Amethyst, please calm down…" Steven said.
"Amethyst…" Connie asked.
"What? What now?"
"Where are we going?"
"Oh, yeah. I haven't told you yet where are we going…"
Amethyst remained silent for a couple of minutes while her partners wait for a response.
"AMETHYST!"
"What?"
"You haven't told us anything! Where are we going?"
"Oh yeah, about that…Well… (AN: Amethyst then burped like a drunk old man, I think this goes with character, I dunno) well, we are going to another planet bitches…
"What?"
"WHAT?!"
"What the fuck?" Mayor Dewey exclaimed. "I can't go to another planet!"
"Oh, stop whining pendejos…The only way to save Beach City and this planet is going to another planet!"
"But why? Are we going to star some kind of intergalactic search for Garnet and Pearl?" Steven asked.
"No…" Amethyst replied. "As crazy as this sound, not even Garnet and Pearl would be able to stop a menace like Clarence…No, Steven, we will need something more violent and amoral to deal with this menace…Something even more powerful than a fusion…"
"You mean…Something like a Super Fusion?" Steven asked with a very stupid expression on his face as his eyes sparkled and his irises took the shape of two little stars. He looked like a moron.
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that, Steven…" Amethyst replied. "No, Steven. Nobody is going to fuse…No this time. Instead of that, we will have to do something else…"
"And what are we going to do?" Connie asked.
"We are going to visit an old friend…An ally of the Crystal Gems during the war days. His name is…Zordon!"
Connie and Steven gasped.
"But I thought Zordon was dead!" Steven said, remembering the tragic incidents that took place on Earth a few years ago, when he was still a magical gem toddler: The Earth was under siege and the Rangers had to fight a desperate fight to save our planet. The crystal Gems fought in that battle too. Millions died, and several cities were destroyed and lost forever, but the battle ended with the triumph of the forces of good thanks to the heroic sacrifice of Zordon, who gave his last breath of life to purge out the evil space invaders. Some of them were purified and turned into humans, but most of them were turned into dust because they were too evil to be purified. At the end, the battle was won, but the price was too big.
"Yeah, I remember that, too…" Mayor Dewey remarked.
"While Zordon's physical body was destroyed, his soul returned to his homeplanet Eltar, in order to find a new body host to become the mentor of a next generation of Rangers…
"But there is already a next generation of Rangers!" Steven said. "And they don't have Zordon as their mentor…"
"Well, I guess they'll very shitty Rangers,then…" Amethyst replied with indifference.
"Oh, Fuck!" Steven exclaimed nervously.
*Meanwhile, back at Beach City…
This happened:
Clarence summoned a demon army to reunite the survivors left in THE RUINS OF Beach City: There were at least 125 survivors and Steven's dad called Greg was among them. Fortunately for him, Clarence didn't know he was Steven's dad, because if he had known that, he probably would have killed Greg and then he would have removed one of his eyeballs to put his dick inside his eye socket.
"Okay, bitches…" Clarence said, once all the survivors where gathered at the parade ground of Beach City. They all looked sad and depressed, it was a very depressing scene like the scene in the Hunger Games where the blonde little girl was chosen for the next Hunger Games and everyone looked sad and depressed and were too scared to say anything. "This is what we are going to do: From now on, I'm your king, and all of you have to worship the ground I walk, and treat me as your god. Therefore, I have free reign over all your virgins (This includes male virgins, btw) and your credit cards. This suck city belongs to me now, and I will do whatever I want with it…"
"Fuck you, scumbag!" exclaimed one of the survivors. "We won't accept any of your bullshit, FUCKING SHITLORD!"
"Oh, I see…" Clarence said with a big grin on his creepy face. "I see your point perfectly well, and allow me to respond you in the following way…"
As a response, Clarence decapitated the old man with a single punch, and stepped on his skull repeatedly, until the head of the old man was turned into a bloody mess while the other survivors witnessed the whole scene with a horror expression on their faces. Many of them felt sick by watching that, and some even throw it up.
"Anyone else wanna be a hero?" Clarence asked in a taunting manner. "If that's the case, then allow me to remind you that I have entire legions from hell under my control, and I could use them to wipe you from existence…"
Clarence made a little gesture with his hands towards Sumo, and Sumo then invoked several demons using his evilly magic tattoos. People were terrified of seeing those creatures from the underworld walking on earth. Some people even fainted by the mere sight of those horrid creatures which were far more disturbing than Freddy and the Cenobites combined with the Cloverfield Monster.
"You won't get away with this, you fucking BASTARD!" a young woman exclaimed.
"Who said that? Who dares to defy me?" Clarence asked, frowning.
A short, slightly chubby woman with pale blonde hair made her way through the crowd:
It was Sadie.
"Oh my God, Sadie what the fuck is you doing? Are you fucking INSANE?" A skinny guy with a strange haircut and earrings said while he was trying to stop Sadie before she tried to confront Clarence.
"Let me go, Lars…This is none of your business…" Sadie said as she walked towards Clarence. "I'm not afraid of this shitty asshole motherfucker…"
"Well, well, what we have here?" Clarence asked in a seductive. "Why such a lovely lady like you speak in such rude terms?"
"Oh, go fuck yourself, swine! You think you can destroy my city, kill my neighbors and still try to hit on me in the presence of my boyfriend? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard…"
"Boyfriend?" Clarence asked, and then he paid attention towards the wimp that was at the right side of Sadie, who looked terrified, and even tried to hide behind his girlfriend.
"Oh, stop being a bitch, Lars!" Sadie grumbled. "Instead of hiding behind me like a total wuss, you should be fighting to defend my honor of this disgusting pigface fucker!"
"But Sadie, I can't do that! He is going to kill me!"
"FIGHT FOR MY HONOR, YOU FUCKING COWARD! You are going to die anyway, so better die like a man, or I will kill you with my own hands!"
"But Sadie…"
"WITH MY OWN HANDS, LARS! MY OWN FUCKING HANDS!"
Clarence laughed at them. Under other circumstances, other people would have laughed too, but they were just too terrified.
Jeff and Sumo didn't laugh because they thought the scene was just not that funny.
"What's so funny, dipshit?" Sadie asked, with a very angry expression on her face.
"I think is just too sweet you act like you have a chance to defy me…Despite the fact I already won this battle…"
"You haven't won shit, motherfucker!" Sadie answered. "The Crystal gem will stop you and they will kick your ass back to hell!"
"The Crystal Gem? Hah!" Clarence replied, before laughing.
"And now why you laugh, asshole?"
"The Crystal Gems have abandoned you, Beach City. Two of those fuckers tried to fight me for a moment, but decided to run away when they realized I was too much for them… Your heroes have failed you…"
"No! That's impossible!" Sadie exclaimed, with tears in her eyes.
The rest of Beach City was just as shocked as she, especially Greg, who couldn't believe his son abandoned him to die in that place.
"This can't be true! You are lying!" He screamed in a desperate tone.
"I'm many things dude, but I'm not a liar…And I saw with my very own eyes how the Crystal Gems abandoned this suck city to its fate…"
"No…" Greg muttered. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Yes." Clarence said. "And like I said before, this city is now mine. All of you are my bitches now. No exceptions."
Clarence then started laughing evilly and punched Greg and some other guy in the face just because he could.
What a fucking bastard.
To be continued…