A/N: Thanks to Ayumi Kudo again! You are flipping awesome! You keep giving me ideas and I want to keep writing these one shots because they are pretty damn funny. I enjoy writing these.

So, I'm giving credit to Ayumi Kudo. Please make a account because I want to respond to you! :D

"Lillie! Please make me some, aru!" China begged. Lillie sat at the breakfast with her eye brows furrowed. She didn't look very attractive with that pissed off look on her face.

"No." she said firmly. China turned fierce. "Ah! This sucks balls big time! Just make me some, aru!"

Lillie leaned forward. Her tone threatening. "If you ask me again I'll call Russia's ass so he can take you and rape you. Now, get out of Big Bruder's house. You have three minutes." China began walking toward the door. He was about to pick up his panda, but Lillie stopped him.

"The panda stays with me." Lillie glared angrily at China. He shivered. Lillie was pretty damn scary when she needed to be! China ran toward the door, not before shouting, "I'll be back for your Hello Kitty clothes!"

As soon as China exited the house, Lillie picked up the phone. "Russia? Yes, I have a little favor to ask of you."

*( To Poland)*

"yeah, and I totally got some cute clothes too! You should come see them!" Poland exclaimed. He was currently talking to Lithuania, who really didn't want to talk to him.

"Well, that's nice. I never knew you were a fan of pink." Lithuania said quietly. He honestly didn't care. Poland laughed loudly.

"Yep. I gotta get Lichtenstein to make me some more. Maybe we can have matching uniforms!" Poland exclaimed.

A knock sounded on the door. Poland hung up on Lithuania and opened the door. Poland screamed.

"Give me your clothes, now!" Belarus said. She had a knife in her hand that was tipped with blood. Oh no…

"Belarus. Lovely Belarus! What would you like?" Poland said as cheerfully as he could. Never show fear around Belarus.

Belarus pushed past Poland and entered his home. She made her self comfortable on the couch.

"What do you need, Belarus?" Poland asked nervously.

Belarus smirked. "I want your Hello Kitty clothes. Give them to me. NOW."

*( China)*

"R-Russia…" China stuttered. Russia was in China's house. Russia had that creepy smile on his face.

"You know what I hate the most?" Russia asked. China shook his head. Russia began to laugh loudly.

"I hate Hello Kitty. A lot." Russia stepped forward with a pipe in his hands as he approached China.

"No! No, aru!" China cried.

*( A few hours later)*

"Welcome back, Mr. Russia. Um, what exactly are you wearing?" Lithuania asked.

Russia smiled. "I'm wearing some new clothes. Do you like my Hello Kitty shirt?"

A/N: Ok, unless people want more this is the last chapter. This was a funny yet horrible story. I hope I never create something like this again. If you want more then request it then I'll make more chapters.

Updated: 6/8/12