Alas there is pain. My threat of lightbulbs proved insufficient. No one looves meeeeeeeeee. In the fanfiction sense at all. I am very disheartened. Sadness. Alas woe is me. How about purple mullets? I have one they are v smexy. Actually its kinda gone a mangy brown. So much for permanent hair colour. Last time I spend money on keeping up appearances I could of used it on more shinies!

Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine to warp. Alas my life doth biteth.

"Come on Sasuke. What are you doing in here and how the hell did you hear me from all the way outside huh?"

Sasuke was speechless. Damn it Sasuke how are you going to explain this one Naruto isn't quite that much of an idiot. He couldn't even contemplate telling him the truth. "Yeah I'm not your stalker or anything Naruto just thought I'd check up on ou since you seemed strange of late." That would make so much sense. Think Sasuke think.

"uh-huh um... I was passing by besides you should keep it down when you sleep talk. Someones bound to hear it if you keep yelling it out for all the nations to hear like that.."

Go Sasuke go.

Naruto gulped increduously. He had yelled out those statements. YELLED! He might as well of announced to the world he had demon taint. Actually he was pretty sure the world knew that already. Well they certainly let enough bile show through, He just couldn't doubt it. Not too mention his feelings for a certain black haired ninja. The night just gets better and better.

"Somebody please just kill me now." Naruto muttered darkly as he threw himself into his pillow.

Since you put it so politely kit...

"No! Can't you arrgh jump off a cliff or something. I can't deal with this now." He was almost sobbing now. This was too mch. He had Kyuubi battering away at his defences every moment. Looking for a weakness. And it wasn't as if he could ask someone for help in the matter. He was Kyuubi tainted remember any hint that he was losing it and sayonara... No he had to make this alone... Thats if he didn't go insane first...A/N I know I know I made Naruto emo. TT Gomenasai can't I have creative liscense tooo?

Sasuke watched his dobe through troubled eyes. He watched as his strong and dementedly cheerful companion broke down, his whole body quivering with waves of angst. Naruto didn't even make a sound though. Despite those racking breaths. Not even a whimper. Sasuke reached out tentatively, clasping Naruto gently. He waited a few moments..

"Naruto I hugged you. For Hokage's sake you have to tell me now." He stroked those blonde locks faintly. "Dobe you can't keep this up forever you know. Everyones worried about you..."

Yes of course they are kit soo very worried about your pathetic self. Just tell them why now kit. Oh dooo. That would be so very amusing.

Naruto couldn't. He couldn't reach out. But he couldn't give up either. He was well and truly bound. There was no way he could tell.. but feeling fingers at the nape of his neck.. he wasn't so sure. He rolled over. To find himself up close and personal with..Sasuke. So close that Naruto could see his face reflected back at him

"Sasuke is it just me or is it way too hot in here?" He always seemed to blush whenever Sasuke was around. It was like Sasuke had some mysterious power over him. Or maybe it was because Naruto liked him. The crush could complicate basic interaction and stuff...

A slight frown crept over sasukes lips.

"Don't change the subject dobe. Your an elite ninja of the hidden leaf village. Your also my team mate. I know for a fact that everyone is concerned. You don't have to keep things inside Naruto. Just tell me aleady baka!" Worry leaked through Sasuke's generally impassionate voice. "Just let us in already..." Now he was getting angry.

Naruto couldn't help himself he burst out laughing.

"Your not too crash hot at this whole consoling thing are you teme... You sound as if I was your enemy not your teammate..." Again with the laughter.

"Well this type of Naruto is... my enemy. I prefer the idiot happy you dobe..." He looked Naruto straight in the eye. "Please... tell... me... Naruto"

Well thats it for chapter three folks. lalalala I still maintain y'all should review or I might be mean and withhold the next bit actually have to earn my crusts of bread now. Us poor fanfiction writers don't get bread doing things like this. Cheers