How to tell your Boyfriend:

Kurt opened the front door. Blaine stood on the porch with a big smile on his face and a bouquet of peach colored roses, Kurt's favorite flower.

"Oh now you've made this even harder." Kurt sighed.

"What's wrong? Blaine asked. Kurt took his boyfriends hand and walked him up the stairs into his room where most of New Directions was residing.

" I did something bad" Kurt answered as he closed the door. His eyes were apologetic and he had the pouty lip that usually ensnared Blaine.

"What could be so bad that you have to resort to the lip?" Blaine smiled. Kurt's explained everything to Blaine who only stood there and listened with no sense of anger. There was a pause after Kurt's story.

"Oooh he's going to get it" Lauren whispered to Puck.

"My moneys on Kurt, the height advantage and all" Puck responded. Blaine opened his mouth,

"Here it comes "Kurt thought.

"I'm not mad Kurt" Blaine said.

"Your not"

"Nope. I can understand you had a hard time with this, though I don't like fibbing of any kind I'm happy you didn't lie to me." Kurt was relieved to hear these words.

"I just don't know why you'd say Santanna was your girl friend that chicks insane."

"Uh Blaine"

"She's even more vicious then Freddy Kruger "

"Blaine I…"

"Let me finish Kurt. As I was saying she has a dragon lady temper. Hell, she'd put Maleficent to shame"

"BLAINE" Everyone shouted.

"What?" It was then Blaine felt two fingers tapping at his shoulder. He cautiously turned around and in his horror was face to face with Santanna. Blaine wanted to open his mouth to speak but Santanna cut him off.

"What you just said were some of the …nicest things anyone has ever said about me." Santanna gave Blaine a hug much to his disbelief.

"Don't worry about your boyfriend sir gels a lot, he's in the top bitches hands," she added as she patted him on his cheek. It was then loud foot steps could be heard. Kurt's bedroom door swung open revealing a pissed Mercedes.

"Kurt Elisabeth Hummel I'm going to kill you" She stormed into the room getting within head butting distance of her taller best friend.

"How come I'm not your girl friend if anything it should be me" She scowled.

"Yeah and if it wasn't her it should have been me" Rachel chimed.

" She may have liked you for a week but I was the one who had a crush on you from second to fifth grade…" Everyone stared at a red with embarrassment Rachel. Finn looked the most surprised.

"Why doesn't that surprise me?" Santanna said as she flipped through a magazine nonchalantly.