I'm ready for your curses. I know I've been a totally evil author for letting you wait for, what, half a year? I know, I'm sorry. And sorry won't just do it! Well, what if an update could? Really sorry for letting you wait! Just wanna let you guys know that I'm back. :)

Disclaimer: Nope, Twilight's not mine.

BTW: The twins are 4 and a half years old!

Rosalie's POV:

"This is so boring!" Skye slumped on the couch. "When's Daddy gonna come?" Luna demanded. We were inside the house, waiting for Emmett to arrive. You see, he promised the kids he'll take us to the new pizza place. And he promised us he'd be here by 6. Oh look! It's 7:30!

"Can't we call him again?" Luna asked. "Yeah, Maybe now he'll pick up!" Skye nodded in agreement. I rolled my eyes at their hope and pressed #1 on my speed dial. After several long rings, his voice picked up. "It's Emmett Cullen. Please leave a message after the beep." I waited for the beep.

"Hey, Emmett! It's your wife, Rosalie. And in case you haven't noticed, you're an hour and a half late. Yeah, just so you know, your kids are still waiting. I swear if you do not get here by eight I, myself will drive them to that place and have it rented for myself. Then, I would go home and lock the door so you won't get in until tomorrow. Got it? That's all, have a good night." I said sweetly on the end and hung up on him.

"That was kinda harsh Mommy." Luna noted. "I think so too Princess." I smiled and sat down with my kids. A few minutes later, A click on the door indicated that the most annoying yet loving husband in the world just came in. "Who's up for pizza?" Emmett cheered. The twins stood up simultaneously.

Luna tapped her foot and crossed her arms. "You're late!" she frowned. "Yep, you bet I am! And I'm gonna make it up to you by ordering a really large pepperoni and cheese pizza!" he picked the twins up and kissed their cheeks. "After ten years of waiting!" Skye groaned. "Now we get pizza!" Luna grinned.

"Yeah, I'm starving. And since you made us wait, you're paying." I nodded teasingly at Emmett. "Oh don't worry, we'll only be getting pizza, what else would be there?" he rolled his eyes like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Yeah, Emmett being Emmett? Pizza's not the only thing in his list…

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"An order for a large pepperoni and mozzarella cheese pizza, three large iced teas, a bottle of water, a burger with large fries and lots of tissues." Emmett grinned at the waiter. "Sure thing sir. Is there anything else you'd like to order?" the lady asked. I looked at the two. "Chicken!" they both agreed. "A bucket of chicken it is." Emmett nodded. "Okay sir, you'll just have to wait for about two minutes." She smiled and left. "Hey Daddy, can we go to your office tomorrow?" Skye asked. "I don't know… I'm going to enroll you guys to preschool tomorrow." I shrugged.

"Finally!" Luna huffed. "What?" Skye's eyes widened. "Well, Mommy can bring you to my office afterwards." My husband optimistically smiled. The pizza came along with our other orders. We started eating and the twins nodded in appreciation. "This is the best pizza ever!" they smiled at the same time. "What happened to Daddy's pizza?" I laughed. "Well…" Skye thought. "This is the SECOND-BEST!" Luna brightly nodded and bit on her pizza. "Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna make a pizza so good nothing can beat it! There won't even BE a second-best!" Emmett boasted.

"I wanna see you try." I said smugly and ate the remains of my pizza. "Oh you will." He winked and ate his own.

After lots of bites and munches, we left the pizza place with the kids sleepy. "Carry." They both mumbled. Emmett had no choice but to carry the two to the car and when we were home. We put the kids to their bed and lay down in our bed. "What happened? Why were you late?" I asked as I hugged his chest. "Traffic. And I had to do more paperwork. I couldn't really leave it. I had to present it tomorrow. By the way, I like your voice mail message." He kissed my forehead.

I laughed. "How're you feeling?" I asked yet again. "I'm tired. Dead beat." Emmett muttered. "I'd like to beat you dead." I teased. (A/N: Guess where that came from! The first two would get a sneak peek of the next chapter. But I highly suggest that you have an account because if you're anonymous, good luck with that.)

"Oh no! My own wife's gonna kill me!" he said in a high pitched voice. I couldn't stop laughing. "Oh no, you're not gonna kill me after what I'm gonna do with you." He growled playfully. "Like I said, I wanna see you try." I rolled my eyes.

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Emmett's POV:

I looked back at my sleeping wife. Her lips were too plump from all the kissing last night. I smirked to myself and went in the shower. After a relaxing shower, I put on my office clothes and went outside and to the kitchen to see the twins watching TV. I got two bowls and spoons, their cereal and the carton of milk.

"Hey Daddy!" Skye looked up. "Good morning Daddy!" Luna chirped. "Hey, you're breakfast's on the table, I'm leaving and please do not go inside our room until Mommy wakes up, okay?" I kissed their foreheads and grabbed my suitcase. "Daddy-" "Yes, I know, be safe and try to bring home donuts because you love them." I cut off the two who were grinning.

And with that, I walked out of my house and to my car.

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Rosalie's POV:

"I can't believe Mommy works here." Luna looked around at the preschool. "You'll be studying here and lucky for you, I'm gonna be your teacher." I winked. "School's boring. It doesn't have any slides or swings." Skye crossed his arms. "Oh don't worry, the playgrounds at the back-"

I regret saying that.

They sped off to the playgrounds as I walked up to the new secretary, Julie. "Hello Mrs. Cullen!" Julie waved. "Don't bother. Call me Rosalie. Do you have the new enrollment papers?" I asked. "I sure do. Are your kids gonna start?" she asked. "Clearly. All they want is the playground." I laughed. I got the papers and started writing their information.

School year's gonna be wild, that's for sure.

So, again, the first two people who guess where the line was picked up get a sneak peek at the next chapter! Oh and by the way, you have to include who Rosalie was talking to. Isn't it obvious? ;) Sorry it's so short. I was in a rush. Gonna post the next chapter let's say… after three days? Maybe two? So, whoever's still reading this, thanks for being loyal to me!

-CookieCruncher