Things Rosalie Isn't Allowed To Do

by Rebecca a.k.a Mrs. Jasper Hale

A list of things Rosalie Hale isn't allowed to do. Rated T just to be safe, though it isn't imo too bad. Twilight is copyright to Stephenie Meyer, such as all characters ;

3. Chapter 3

56. Tell Aro that Edward "came out" and thinks that he's hot.

57. Tell Bella that cliff diving is really fun, and that she should try it some time.

58. Try to teach Renesmee about the "birds and the bees" and then mention what makes it "so great."

59. Tell everybody at school that Alice has an eating disorder, and force her to eat human food in front of everybody. Then say "told ya" when she coughs it back up.

60. Mention to Renesmee that, because she's half human, she is also "half lame."

61. Disable the internet nanny. She forgets to delete the browsing history, and that's not something Renesmee needs to see. Again.

62. Have a food fight. Especially if said "food" is her food.

63. Go to a fashion show, and tell all the models that the reason she's so pretty is because she drinks animal blood. It might be true, but …

64. Tell Jessica that Mike is really gay, and that he and Jasper are secretly "doing things."

Sorry for the übber short list. This is the end. Sorry, but I don't have anything else to do, and I think it's safe to say that the bits in here that I did put are epically pathetic. Kthxbai :] And please read my other stories by clicking on my profile. Thanks!