Dr. Phil
God I am so tired of all these trouble families divas and spoiled brats. I bet these CULLENS are going To be a full nut job pain in the ass… Why is that Edward Cullen guy staring at me.
EDWARD
Why did I do this this guy is an imbecile.
(I'm gonna try a new format)
Dr.Phil: Today I'm here with the Cullen's a family filled with relationships. Now Dr. Cullen why don't you introduce your family.
Carlisle: OK, I'm Dr. Carlisle Cullen this is my wife Esme. That is Rosalie and Emmett there married. Alice and Jasper are married and Jasper and Rosalie are twins and finally Edward and Bella they are engaged. Bella isn't part of my family yet but she is like a daughter to me and my wife.
Dr.Phil: Oh this is going to be great. I should have been an electrician(Haha scary movie reference) Why does that Edward keep looking at me funny
Edward: imbecile
Dr.Phil: So lets go over your couple problems. Why don't you start Carlisle and Esme.
Carlisle: well…
Esme: shut up dear Well Doctor I fell that we have been together for so long that wee need something to spice up our relationship.
Carlisle: Grrr, he's not even a real Doctor
Dr.Phil: Ok ,What about you Rosalie
Rosalie: I an tired of Emmett's immaturity, he needs to grow up.
Dr.Phil: ok what about you Alice.
Alice: Jasper never has any time for me its all about his work. I don't even know what he does
Dr. Phil: Ok what's your problem Edward
Edward: Me and Bella don't have any problem
Dr.Phil: yea right this family is insane god that Edward keeps looking at me.
Edward: Our only problem is these people fighting and never giving us peace we would like to have a physical relationship too but we cant cauz these homies always going ghetto with there ho's
(Why the hell did Edward go a wangster the world will never know, MUHAHAHA … sorry.
Carlisle&Esme: What?
Emmett: YEA
Rosalie: shut up
Jasper:??
Alice: DeathGlare