Chapter 3
Mr. DumAss and Mr. Boners' Deadly Day
By: Pips
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Disclaimer: Yaddy, yaddy, yadda. You get the point.
Info you'll want to know before you read! This is my First fic. that will be have more than one chapter! Pipper (Piper) and Cercina (Sir c Na) are both Saiyanesses and Saiyans that survived. They don't have the same father but they had the same mother. Pipper and Cercina are both Guardians of the dragonballs . Cercina is the Supreme Guardian of all the dragonballs and Pipper is the seventh Guardian. Since they are both Guardians along with being a full blooded Saiyan. Their brown tails turn white. Now on to the next person, Kakarot. Kakarot is in no way related to Son Goku.
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Thirty minutes later both girls were at school in their first hours.
On Pippers team, her first hour teacher was talking about nothing to her interests. So she decided to day dream. Five minutes after that she was called on to give a brief example on what the class had just talked about.
"Um what?" Pipper said not thinking.
"I said give the class a brief example of a pint stone. Can you please give me one?" said Mrs. Sanford.
"Uh, no!"Pipper said evilly.
"Well I'd like you to answer it please." replied her teacher.
"Well I'd like you to LEAVE ME ALONE!" Yelled Pipper, getting a few laughs.
"Young lady, I would like it if you didn't raise your voice to me. You understand?"
"SHUT-UP! I WON'T UNDERSTAND YOU BITCH! SO FUCK-OFF!"Pipper yelled again.
"Ok that's it you're going to the office! Go stand in the hall."
"And who's gonna make me? The big green monster under my bed? Funny." Pipper said as she rolled her eyes and getting more laughs.
"Get out of my class now! Just go."
"My pleasure Mrs. Bitchford, he, he, he, he, he." snickered Pipper as she stood up. She gathered all her stuff and left the class.
"God what a Bitch! I sweat the next time, nah, she's not worth it. And anyway I don't want to lose my 7th Dragonball. Or my oath for killing that Bitch. Oh well guess I better go to the office and see what kinda trouble I'm in." Pipper thought out loud.
Pipper was startled by none other than Kakarot. Obviously he had heard everything she had just said. "So Pips what did you do this time?
"Oh just the usual, you know, mouthed off to the so called Science teacher." smiled Pipper.
"Oh that thing! I see. What did she want to do this time?"
"She asked me a question, but I wasn't paying attention so I had no clue what she asked, seems how I was well, day dreaming. And now I'm in trouble for telling her to 'Fuck-Off'. But anyway what you doing?"
"Well, um, somebody pulled my hair and I turned around and punched the person. Except it was Mr. Plen. Boy was he pissed. I think I gave him a black eye."
"You think, or you know?"
"Ok I know I gave him a black eye." smiled Kakarot.
"And now I have a detention, my Ass I do. He, he, he, he.."
"So you're going to the office to, huh?"
"Um, yeah."
They both sat while waiting to go talk to the principal. Kakarot and Pipper decided to talk to each other although it wasn't allowed. Principal DumAss called Pipper to come into his office. Pipper sat down.
"Well Pipper this is the 5th time this week. I'm going to have to call your guardians and your dad." he told Pipper with a serious look a pone his face.
Pipper didn't really care if she was in this much trouble, she said smoothly,"My dad and guardians? Right. And what are they going to do? Ground me?"
Meanwhile Cercina wasn't having a very good day either. Her Social Studies teacher, Mrs. NeatPoc, was yelling at Cercina like always.
"Cercina I thought I told you to read pages 471-498? Along with answering problems 2-60 even? I don't care what you say, you were supposed to have done it!" her teacher griped.
"Oh yea you sure said 'pages 471-498 along with answering problems 2-60 even' Get real you never said that. I think I would have known so seems how I'm an 'A' student!" Cercina yelled back.
"Detention!"
"Screw You!"
Cercina to was sent to the office.
Principal DumAss had called Vegita, which was in a bad mood, Bulma, who was PMSing, and Pippers psycho dad too. To come down and met him. Vegita, Bulma, and Trunks were sitting in the office chairs. Pippers' dad declined to come because he was to busy eating 'pie'.
"What have you called us down here for and why???" Vegita said angry.
"Well I hate to say this but Pipper here is a very problemed child! She doesn't show her Science teacher respect....."
"What respect? You must be kidding!? Like us Saiyans would show respect to the likes of you!" yelled Vegita.
Vegita was so mad at the principals remark that he clutched the collar of his coat and lifted him off the ground and threw him out the window.
"VEGITA!!!! You're not supposed to do that!" howled Bulma.
Bulma and Vegita were now bickering with each other, which was normal. Kakarot was rolling on the ground laughing non stop, that he didn't see Cercina walk up to him and kick him in his side.
"OW!!O.o Why'd you do that? yelled Kakarot holding his side, and getting up.
"I noticed you were rolling around with laughter and you didn't see me walk in so I kicked you. Have a problem with that?" said Cercina.
"Um no ma'am."
"Now what's so funny?" Cercina said looking around.
"Oh man, your dad just threw the principal out the window. Man is he flattened!"
Cercina walked into the principals' office and said,"Hey Pips, hey daddy, Bulma, and Trunks! Dude what you do this time?" Cercina said walking over to the window, her dad had threw the principal out. "I guess Kakarot was right about him being flattened!"
"Why are you here Cercina?" her father asked.
Cercina turned away from the window and started to get one of her evil glares. "My Social Studies teacher is giving me a detention because she gave us the wrong assignment"
Kakarot popped his head through the door and said,"The Princess of our race has a detention??"
"What's that Kakarot, you want a very painful death?"
*Gulp*"I meant I thought............um............well gotta go, BYE!" Kakarot said walking out of the office.
"I don't think so Kakarot! Come back here!" yelled Cercina.
"Kakarot ran from Cercina and ran over to Vegita.
"Save me!!!" Kakarot asked Vegita.
"Ok," says Vegita while punching Kakarot.
Kakarot fell down and looked up,"Owwww why'd you do that for?"
"I did it because I wanted to. Now get out of my face you punk. Just because you're taller than me doesn't mean you're better than me."
"Ummm..........um......right, you do that."
"Was that a challenge Kakarot?"
Bulma being the blond that she should be said,"Vegita don't say that to the boy. That's mean!"
"Stay out of this Bulma or I'll let Pipper and Cercina cut you hair." Said Vegita evilly.
"Eak not my hair. I'm to beautiful to lose hair!"
"Oh get over yourself and take care of your son-"
"He's your son too!!"
"SHUT UP BULMA!!!!" yelled Vegita.
Cercina looked over at her father and said,"So now your not calming Trunks as your son?!"
"You're grounded!"
"I'm not grounded! If I were grounded my feet would be in planted into the ground." Cercina said sarcastically.
While everyone restrained Vegita from injuring Kakarot, the principal's assistant was helping him off the ground.
"I'm going to sue Mr. Vegita for that, Mr. Boner!"
Mr. Boner looked at the principal with a smile,"Do you really think that's going to do? Maybe you can get them put in jail?"
"No Mr. Boner I'll sure only as a warning, then if this happens again, then they'll be placed in jail!" said Mr. DumAss quite loudly.
Vegita having very good ears, had heard everything Mr. DumAss and Mr. Boners conversation. He jumped from the broken window and landed right in front of the surprised men.
"Ho-o-how'd you do that with out getting hurt?"
"Well Mr. Dumb Ass I am a Saiyan warrior and I can do a lot of things that you can't. Such as this................" said Vegita raising his hand and blasting both Mr. DumAss and Mr. Boner. With that blast, it killed both Principal and Assistant Principal.
"That's what you get for talking behind my back!" yelled Vegita.
Vegita flew back up to the broken window, went back inside and said to Pipper, Cercina, and Kakarot,"Well now you get to go home."
"YAY!!" screamed Pipper and Kakarot in unision. They both hated school so much.
"Dad you didn't kill the teachers so I don't see why, aw never mind I'm sick and tired of everyone teasing me."
The group started to walk out of the school when Deputy Toughalot came up to them.
Deputy Toughalot said,"Who's Mr. Vegita?"
Vegita walked to the front to where Deputy Toughalot was standing. 'God why is everyone taller than me?'
"What the Hell do you want?"
"Did you kill both principals? And don't deny it, I was just called about you."
"Well of course I did you Jackass! Do you have a problem with it?"
"I see well, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! YOU'RE UNDER ARIST!" bellowed the Deputy.
Vegita raised both hands and blasted the Deputy, killing him too.
A couple hours later Pipper and Cercina were sparing with each other when Pipper received a letter from a unknown person.
*A NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR*
Please Stay Tuned For The Next Chapter.
Chapter 4: Pipper's Ordeal
January 25, 2001
Mr. DumAss and Mr. Boners' Deadly Day
By: Pips
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Disclaimer: Yaddy, yaddy, yadda. You get the point.
Info you'll want to know before you read! This is my First fic. that will be have more than one chapter! Pipper (Piper) and Cercina (Sir c Na) are both Saiyanesses and Saiyans that survived. They don't have the same father but they had the same mother. Pipper and Cercina are both Guardians of the dragonballs . Cercina is the Supreme Guardian of all the dragonballs and Pipper is the seventh Guardian. Since they are both Guardians along with being a full blooded Saiyan. Their brown tails turn white. Now on to the next person, Kakarot. Kakarot is in no way related to Son Goku.
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Thirty minutes later both girls were at school in their first hours.
On Pippers team, her first hour teacher was talking about nothing to her interests. So she decided to day dream. Five minutes after that she was called on to give a brief example on what the class had just talked about.
"Um what?" Pipper said not thinking.
"I said give the class a brief example of a pint stone. Can you please give me one?" said Mrs. Sanford.
"Uh, no!"Pipper said evilly.
"Well I'd like you to answer it please." replied her teacher.
"Well I'd like you to LEAVE ME ALONE!" Yelled Pipper, getting a few laughs.
"Young lady, I would like it if you didn't raise your voice to me. You understand?"
"SHUT-UP! I WON'T UNDERSTAND YOU BITCH! SO FUCK-OFF!"Pipper yelled again.
"Ok that's it you're going to the office! Go stand in the hall."
"And who's gonna make me? The big green monster under my bed? Funny." Pipper said as she rolled her eyes and getting more laughs.
"Get out of my class now! Just go."
"My pleasure Mrs. Bitchford, he, he, he, he, he." snickered Pipper as she stood up. She gathered all her stuff and left the class.
"God what a Bitch! I sweat the next time, nah, she's not worth it. And anyway I don't want to lose my 7th Dragonball. Or my oath for killing that Bitch. Oh well guess I better go to the office and see what kinda trouble I'm in." Pipper thought out loud.
Pipper was startled by none other than Kakarot. Obviously he had heard everything she had just said. "So Pips what did you do this time?
"Oh just the usual, you know, mouthed off to the so called Science teacher." smiled Pipper.
"Oh that thing! I see. What did she want to do this time?"
"She asked me a question, but I wasn't paying attention so I had no clue what she asked, seems how I was well, day dreaming. And now I'm in trouble for telling her to 'Fuck-Off'. But anyway what you doing?"
"Well, um, somebody pulled my hair and I turned around and punched the person. Except it was Mr. Plen. Boy was he pissed. I think I gave him a black eye."
"You think, or you know?"
"Ok I know I gave him a black eye." smiled Kakarot.
"And now I have a detention, my Ass I do. He, he, he, he.."
"So you're going to the office to, huh?"
"Um, yeah."
They both sat while waiting to go talk to the principal. Kakarot and Pipper decided to talk to each other although it wasn't allowed. Principal DumAss called Pipper to come into his office. Pipper sat down.
"Well Pipper this is the 5th time this week. I'm going to have to call your guardians and your dad." he told Pipper with a serious look a pone his face.
Pipper didn't really care if she was in this much trouble, she said smoothly,"My dad and guardians? Right. And what are they going to do? Ground me?"
Meanwhile Cercina wasn't having a very good day either. Her Social Studies teacher, Mrs. NeatPoc, was yelling at Cercina like always.
"Cercina I thought I told you to read pages 471-498? Along with answering problems 2-60 even? I don't care what you say, you were supposed to have done it!" her teacher griped.
"Oh yea you sure said 'pages 471-498 along with answering problems 2-60 even' Get real you never said that. I think I would have known so seems how I'm an 'A' student!" Cercina yelled back.
"Detention!"
"Screw You!"
Cercina to was sent to the office.
Principal DumAss had called Vegita, which was in a bad mood, Bulma, who was PMSing, and Pippers psycho dad too. To come down and met him. Vegita, Bulma, and Trunks were sitting in the office chairs. Pippers' dad declined to come because he was to busy eating 'pie'.
"What have you called us down here for and why???" Vegita said angry.
"Well I hate to say this but Pipper here is a very problemed child! She doesn't show her Science teacher respect....."
"What respect? You must be kidding!? Like us Saiyans would show respect to the likes of you!" yelled Vegita.
Vegita was so mad at the principals remark that he clutched the collar of his coat and lifted him off the ground and threw him out the window.
"VEGITA!!!! You're not supposed to do that!" howled Bulma.
Bulma and Vegita were now bickering with each other, which was normal. Kakarot was rolling on the ground laughing non stop, that he didn't see Cercina walk up to him and kick him in his side.
"OW!!O.o Why'd you do that? yelled Kakarot holding his side, and getting up.
"I noticed you were rolling around with laughter and you didn't see me walk in so I kicked you. Have a problem with that?" said Cercina.
"Um no ma'am."
"Now what's so funny?" Cercina said looking around.
"Oh man, your dad just threw the principal out the window. Man is he flattened!"
Cercina walked into the principals' office and said,"Hey Pips, hey daddy, Bulma, and Trunks! Dude what you do this time?" Cercina said walking over to the window, her dad had threw the principal out. "I guess Kakarot was right about him being flattened!"
"Why are you here Cercina?" her father asked.
Cercina turned away from the window and started to get one of her evil glares. "My Social Studies teacher is giving me a detention because she gave us the wrong assignment"
Kakarot popped his head through the door and said,"The Princess of our race has a detention??"
"What's that Kakarot, you want a very painful death?"
*Gulp*"I meant I thought............um............well gotta go, BYE!" Kakarot said walking out of the office.
"I don't think so Kakarot! Come back here!" yelled Cercina.
"Kakarot ran from Cercina and ran over to Vegita.
"Save me!!!" Kakarot asked Vegita.
"Ok," says Vegita while punching Kakarot.
Kakarot fell down and looked up,"Owwww why'd you do that for?"
"I did it because I wanted to. Now get out of my face you punk. Just because you're taller than me doesn't mean you're better than me."
"Ummm..........um......right, you do that."
"Was that a challenge Kakarot?"
Bulma being the blond that she should be said,"Vegita don't say that to the boy. That's mean!"
"Stay out of this Bulma or I'll let Pipper and Cercina cut you hair." Said Vegita evilly.
"Eak not my hair. I'm to beautiful to lose hair!"
"Oh get over yourself and take care of your son-"
"He's your son too!!"
"SHUT UP BULMA!!!!" yelled Vegita.
Cercina looked over at her father and said,"So now your not calming Trunks as your son?!"
"You're grounded!"
"I'm not grounded! If I were grounded my feet would be in planted into the ground." Cercina said sarcastically.
While everyone restrained Vegita from injuring Kakarot, the principal's assistant was helping him off the ground.
"I'm going to sue Mr. Vegita for that, Mr. Boner!"
Mr. Boner looked at the principal with a smile,"Do you really think that's going to do? Maybe you can get them put in jail?"
"No Mr. Boner I'll sure only as a warning, then if this happens again, then they'll be placed in jail!" said Mr. DumAss quite loudly.
Vegita having very good ears, had heard everything Mr. DumAss and Mr. Boners conversation. He jumped from the broken window and landed right in front of the surprised men.
"Ho-o-how'd you do that with out getting hurt?"
"Well Mr. Dumb Ass I am a Saiyan warrior and I can do a lot of things that you can't. Such as this................" said Vegita raising his hand and blasting both Mr. DumAss and Mr. Boner. With that blast, it killed both Principal and Assistant Principal.
"That's what you get for talking behind my back!" yelled Vegita.
Vegita flew back up to the broken window, went back inside and said to Pipper, Cercina, and Kakarot,"Well now you get to go home."
"YAY!!" screamed Pipper and Kakarot in unision. They both hated school so much.
"Dad you didn't kill the teachers so I don't see why, aw never mind I'm sick and tired of everyone teasing me."
The group started to walk out of the school when Deputy Toughalot came up to them.
Deputy Toughalot said,"Who's Mr. Vegita?"
Vegita walked to the front to where Deputy Toughalot was standing. 'God why is everyone taller than me?'
"What the Hell do you want?"
"Did you kill both principals? And don't deny it, I was just called about you."
"Well of course I did you Jackass! Do you have a problem with it?"
"I see well, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! YOU'RE UNDER ARIST!" bellowed the Deputy.
Vegita raised both hands and blasted the Deputy, killing him too.
A couple hours later Pipper and Cercina were sparing with each other when Pipper received a letter from a unknown person.
*A NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR*
Please Stay Tuned For The Next Chapter.
Chapter 4: Pipper's Ordeal
January 25, 2001