As previously rhymed in the poem Raj was sitting on top of his cabin looking down at the E.H.P.A, rage and fury coursed through his veins sending his blood to a boil, how could his best friends, after seeing what Harold did this morning, start an agency to protect Harold! Why didn't they just leave Raj on Harold's bed naked with a giant red bow on his head! That would be less trouble, basking under the warm sun Raj slowly let go of his anger, his resentment and drifted of into a dreamless slumber, where all he could do was float in the darkness that was surprisingly warm, then it was just too warm, disgustingly so. Raj's eyes flickered open and narrowed as hot breath hit his cheek
"Harold?" Raj asked voice cracking with unsuppressed anger " why are you embracing me!?"
"Because he was lonely," answered a familiar voice, Raj looked up and spotted the president of the Endangered Harold Protection Agency.
""I cant believe this!" Raj growled, but Harold kept nodding his head confirming that Lazlo was right, he was truly lonely, oh so lonely.
"no, you are not lonely!" Raj shouted pushing Harold of off him "you are surrounded by the E.H.P.A"
" I just want to be loved" sobbed Harold
"hey! Hey! Hey you can't upset Harold" interjected Edward "he's an endangered species"
"yeah! Its against the law to upset him" Sampson said in a know it all voice.
"you are so rude to him, Raj" ping pong piped up from his corner.
"why don't you love him" sobbed Dave.
"he deserves to be loved" milt cried.
"yeah love him! Love him!!" chanted the E.H.P.A
"now give me a hug!" demanded Harold opening his arms wide.
"I wont!" Raj screamed
"hug him! Hug him!" chanted the E.H.P.A angrily
"ungh" Raj sighed angrily, he wanted to kick Harold in the face but what could he do with the whole camp backing him up, reluctantly he wrapped his arms around Harold
"awww" sighed the E.H.P.A
"Harold do you think you forcing me to hug you is gonna make me love you?" raj asked Harold heatedly still embracing him
"maybe!" Harold barked back.
"no it doesn't" raj shot back letting go of Harold and standing up "and I never will because, unlike you, I am straight!" silence met this remark, most eyes were filled with either shock or disbelief.
"you're lying!" Sampson called after a while
"is it sooo unbelievable that I might be straight!?" raj shouted
"well most bean scouts are y'know" coughed dark star.
"fairies" the bear guy butted in.
"total fruits" ping-pong nodded.
" as curled as the scoutmaster back hair" slinkman added for dramatic affect
"clam is straight! And so are the dungs! And dave you are too!" raj started naming them, why was it wrong to be straight when there were a handful of straight people surrounding him
"yes but I proved it" dave countered Raj
"exhausting test!" clam coughed
"yeah it almost makes you wanna be gay" chip whined.
" I looked into the light.." skip said in a low whisper
"so fine, where can I do this test?" raj asked slinkman
"only when a red moon appears in the sky!" slinkman said in a mystical tone, waving his eye stalks eerily.
"red moon!? when the heck is there a red moon!?" raj asked angrily
"nobody knows" slinkman replied "that's what makes the test so hard"
"so there is no way to prove my straightness?!" raj screamed
"not at the moment no" slinkman replied
"and even if you are straight" lazlo interrupted "it's not like you're the one who's endangered!"
"yeah!" grinned Edward "there's no getting rid of us"
"we're here fooooreeeeevveeeer" clam implied
"heh heh!" Harold laughed eerily "that means we're together forever!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" raj dropped to his knees and screamed pulling at his pinkish peach hair "WHAT HORRIBLE OTHERWORLDLY FORCE IS PUNISHING MEEEE SOOOO?!!!"
"that would be the author" lazlo giggled
Authors notes: yes it is I who is forcing raj into this horrible situation bwahahahahaha, I love raj so much he's soooo screamy