Were-pokeism
Chapter 3
WWWWAAAAAAZZZZZZZ UUUUUUPPPPPPP!?!? Hello ya' all! Here's another chapter to "Were-pokeism" I made up all by little ol yellow self! Hope you like chu! Copyright Sandact6 2001. On with the story!
I was in my bunk after lights out. Everyone was sleeping. Apart form me. I... I just couldn't go asleep after what happened today. I mean... Come on. I heard what the pokemon said, I saw what we where having for Lunch AND I saw how that Vaporeon would pounce on me any second, Vaporeon are ONLY supposed to be attracted to other pokemon, and worse yet that makes me even more scared is that Vaporeon said I'm "Not human". This was creeping me out so much that it actually scared me! I reached out over to my edge of the bed and grabbed my clock. 11:57PM... No... Wait... Make that 11:58PM. I put the clock back down. "Uh oh..." I said to myself. I needed to have a leak REALLY bad! But... if you are caught after lights out... You have to wash ALL the dishes tomorrow! Everyone will be playing outside and you doing work and not getting ANYTHING in return! Gr... the punishment are WAY to weird in this camp. So. I VERY quietly sneak to the bathroom. Thank god there are toilets that flush here. I make my way to the bathroom. Tiptoing down there. Hoping I will not get caught. I didn't wanna wash dishes! So, I finally made it into the bathroom, turned on the light and closed the door. I sighed a breath of relief. I used the bathroom stalls (Author's note: Come on! Do you REALLY want me to explain this!?!?). And I came out and started to wash my hands. I was reaching for the soap then SNAP! I heard a VERY loud noise! Then, I VERY sharp pain coming from my ribs! I curled up into a ball because of the pain. This made the Espeon attack look like nothing! It felt like my whole insides were about to implode! I said in unbearable pain and mind boggling confusion, "What's... happening... to...". I stopped talking there. This was without a doubt, the most pain I ever felt in my life! Before I looked at my arm. It... it was turning white. Like Espeon fur. I was growing shorter. Slowly and painfully. I closed my eyes. Hoping this... this TERRIBLE thing was all just a dream! Just a very bad dream. The crunching, popping and snapping continued. Hearing my very own bones pop and snap just sends shivers down my spine. It was like it was going on forever. I started to cry. Not to pain, that was only the half of it. But... the sheer confusion of why was this happening. Finally! After one more painful "CRUNCH". It was over. I waited 13 seconds before moving again to see if it was over. "It..." My voice... it sounded... funny. I peeked my head up from myself and tried to look around. My PJ's were on the lower half of my body. Strange... I looked around. And saw, AN ESPEON!!! "WA!" I said to myself, "Please don't hurt me!" I closed my eyes and put my hands over my eyes. Silence... That's all there was... Silence... "Wa?" I said in puzzled voice. I opened my eyes and looked at my "hands". They were white paws!!! I looked over them carefully. "Ok..." I said to myself, "This gets a 11 out of 10 on the Scare-me-crapless meter!" Then, I looked back at the Mirror again. The Espeon was there again. "What do you..." I stopped there. That Espeon was moving his mouth as the same time I was talking. "What the..." I said. I waved me paw back and forth. The image mimicked my every move. Left to right. Up to down. I stood up on all fours and started walking backwards. "This... this isn't happening..." I said quietly to myself as I slowly backed off and using a wall to stand up on my hind legs with my back to the wall. "THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!!" I yelled out at the top of my lungs. I leaned there looking at the mirror, shaking, and the very same looking Espeon shaking the exact, same way. It was like... a trance. I wanted to look away but just couldn't! It was like my neck could only look that way. Straight into the mirror. Seeing that frightened Espeon, trembling in fear.
"It came from in here!" said a voice outside the door. Sounded like our camp leader. I really didn't care about it. I was still looking at was I thought was myself! Long ears, white fur and a tail that split into 2 different ends near the end.
"Whoa!" said my friend Jack (Author's note: Ok, I'm running out of good names here!) in shock as he entered the bathroom, "How did an Espeon get in here!?!?"
WHAT!?!? Di... Didn't they notice me!?!? I was still myself! But... the mirror.... I just stop looking at myself.
"Well..." said another one of my friends waving his hand in front, "Looks like this Espeon seen a Gengar or somethin..."
A Gengar. I only wish.
"Aw!" said Rini as she entered the room keeled down in front of me FINALLY breaking my sight with the mirror. "It's just all alone and helpless!" She said in a defensive voice as she patted me on the head.
More than anything I was scared half to death! I slowly walked on my four feet very slowly and said, "Guys! It's me Sam! Don't you notice me!?!?"
"Is it trying to talk to us?" said Jack.
"I do not know..." said Jack, "I think it is..."
THINK!?!? I WAS talking to them! Wasn't I? I said to them again in a desperate voice, "Ha ha guys and Rini! You got me! Can you please stop with the joke now!?!?"
"I think it must be taking to us..." said Rini with her hand on her chin, "I wish I could understand Espeon language..."
I think this wasn't no joke by now! I mean! Come on! They would have at least told me by now! I... I had to find a way to tell them I was Sam! But how... They could only hear something like, "Es es peon es!" or something like that. But how... OH!!! This whole concept makes no sense at all!
"My my!" said a voice behind me, "You look even cuter in your Were form!"
"What!?!?" I say as I look behind me. It was that Vaporeon from earlier on. "You... You know about this?" I ask her.
"Sure do!" she smiled and said.
"Can you please tell me what I am!?!?" I ask her in a frustrated voice.
"Only if I can come in!" she said closing her eyes and smiling.
I growled at this idea. Not liking it one bit. But... She knew... She knew about what is happening to me. Wanting to know the answer more than anything I said, "Sure... Come on in..."
"Great!" she smiled and said as she jumped through the window.
"Oh great." said Jon in a sarcastic voice, "More of them. Just what we need."
"So!" she smiled and asked, "Wanna make some Eevee's?"
I swear I almost jumped out of my fur coat at that moment. Make Eevee's!?!? And people say men move to fast. "Uh... Yeah later." I said to her in a hesitant voice, "But right now can you please tell me what's the matter with me!?!?"
"Oh..." she said in a disappointed voice, "Can't we do it now? I don't wanna wait!"
"PLEASE!?!?" I begged her, "Can you please tell me what I am!?!?"
"Why?" she said in a seductive tone of voice, "Isn't it every males fantasy to do that?" She started to rub up against me. Harder this time. Boy... She must like me more than I thought...
"Y... yes... I'll have to say it is..." I said in a uncertain and nervous voice, "But I want to know what is wrong with me."
"Our Eevee's will be so cute..." she said. Right about now I was wondering if she was even listening to me.
"I only wish I could understand them..." said Rini.
"Ditto." said Jon after Rini.
"Um... Ms. Vaporeon..." I said to her in a questionable yet unsure voice, "Are you even listening to me?"
Then she broke off from rubbing against me. Thank Mew I thought. But then she pounced on me on my side and said in an excited, "I can't wait! Let's do it here right now!"
Was she crazy!?!? I didn't wanna have sex this early! Especially with a Vaporeon! So, as I stood up I said, "No thanks. I'm not that kind of person."
"You mean pokemon." she corrected me.
For a sex-crazed Vaporeon, she sure was smart. "Well! Pokemon then!" I said to her in an angry voice as I stood back up on all fours, "Can you just PLEASE tell me what is wrong with me!!!" I was starting to get ticked off at this point. She knew and yet she would not tell me. I'm starting to dislike her...
"But it will be so much fun." she said again in her seductive tone of voice and went under my legs, "Come on. Just 5 minutes?" As she went under me, she took her tail and started to move it under me. Starting from my... er... personal spot and up to my chin.
Well... She did look nice... And that tail and blue skin made her look hot! O_O!!! GOOD MEW!!! WHAT AM I SAYING!?!? Then, it came to me, if I told her I'll "do it" after she tells me what I am AND helps my friends know who I am... This could come in handy. I couldn't help make a smile when I said, "Sure I'll do it."
"REALLY!?!?" she said in an excited voice, "YOU REALLY WILL!?!? NO KIDDING!?!?"
"I make that a promise!" I said to her.
"GREAT!" she said as she started to turn around, "Let's get started then!!!"
"BUT!" I shouted out.
"But what!?!?" she asked me in a frustrated voice.
"But only if you tell me what I am first AND get my friends to notice that I am Sam!" I said.
"Oh..." she mumbled in a disappointed voice, "I knew it was too good to be true. Come on. Might as well sit on a bed when talking to you about this." Then she started to walk out of the room and towards my bunks.
"Where are they going?" asked Rini
"Maybe to a more quite and private place." said Jon in a joking voice.
I looked back and gave them an evil look. They thought I was going to "do it" with her! Of all the nerve!!!
"Woah!" said Jon putting his hands in front of him and backing away, "Down boy! Down!"
"Why are you so scared of it Jon?" said Jack
"You remember what Sam said an Espeon did to him!?!?" Jon said in a surprised voice.
"Oh yeah..." said Jack in a forgetful tone and started to do the same thing as Jon, "Down boy!"
"Oh you guys!" laughed Rini, "It won't attack us unless it feels threated! That's how pokemon act!"
Even though Rini was my friend, I SO badly wanted to get her for that.
"Just ignore them!" yelled the Vaporeon, "Are you coming or not!?!?"
I shook my head and said, "Yes! Sorry about the wait." And I ran into the room with her. And Jack, Jon and Rini followed us. Well... At least I do not have to worry about being raped by a Vaporeon anymore...
Any good? I hope it is. Right now I'm working on the fic with Ash, Brock and Misty and what happened shortly after "Mewtwo's challenge!" And yes. I do all the jot notes done for the entire story. BUT WRITING THEM IN PARAGRAPHS TAKES TIME!!! So, please wait. I also rented a game as well. To help ,myself get off this CPU. Well, I'll see you all in my next fic chu! Pi!
Also, if you are reading this Poke Actor. Thanks for the fic! I gotta repay the favor some day!!!
Chapter 3
WWWWAAAAAAZZZZZZZ UUUUUUPPPPPPP!?!? Hello ya' all! Here's another chapter to "Were-pokeism" I made up all by little ol yellow self! Hope you like chu! Copyright Sandact6 2001. On with the story!
I was in my bunk after lights out. Everyone was sleeping. Apart form me. I... I just couldn't go asleep after what happened today. I mean... Come on. I heard what the pokemon said, I saw what we where having for Lunch AND I saw how that Vaporeon would pounce on me any second, Vaporeon are ONLY supposed to be attracted to other pokemon, and worse yet that makes me even more scared is that Vaporeon said I'm "Not human". This was creeping me out so much that it actually scared me! I reached out over to my edge of the bed and grabbed my clock. 11:57PM... No... Wait... Make that 11:58PM. I put the clock back down. "Uh oh..." I said to myself. I needed to have a leak REALLY bad! But... if you are caught after lights out... You have to wash ALL the dishes tomorrow! Everyone will be playing outside and you doing work and not getting ANYTHING in return! Gr... the punishment are WAY to weird in this camp. So. I VERY quietly sneak to the bathroom. Thank god there are toilets that flush here. I make my way to the bathroom. Tiptoing down there. Hoping I will not get caught. I didn't wanna wash dishes! So, I finally made it into the bathroom, turned on the light and closed the door. I sighed a breath of relief. I used the bathroom stalls (Author's note: Come on! Do you REALLY want me to explain this!?!?). And I came out and started to wash my hands. I was reaching for the soap then SNAP! I heard a VERY loud noise! Then, I VERY sharp pain coming from my ribs! I curled up into a ball because of the pain. This made the Espeon attack look like nothing! It felt like my whole insides were about to implode! I said in unbearable pain and mind boggling confusion, "What's... happening... to...". I stopped talking there. This was without a doubt, the most pain I ever felt in my life! Before I looked at my arm. It... it was turning white. Like Espeon fur. I was growing shorter. Slowly and painfully. I closed my eyes. Hoping this... this TERRIBLE thing was all just a dream! Just a very bad dream. The crunching, popping and snapping continued. Hearing my very own bones pop and snap just sends shivers down my spine. It was like it was going on forever. I started to cry. Not to pain, that was only the half of it. But... the sheer confusion of why was this happening. Finally! After one more painful "CRUNCH". It was over. I waited 13 seconds before moving again to see if it was over. "It..." My voice... it sounded... funny. I peeked my head up from myself and tried to look around. My PJ's were on the lower half of my body. Strange... I looked around. And saw, AN ESPEON!!! "WA!" I said to myself, "Please don't hurt me!" I closed my eyes and put my hands over my eyes. Silence... That's all there was... Silence... "Wa?" I said in puzzled voice. I opened my eyes and looked at my "hands". They were white paws!!! I looked over them carefully. "Ok..." I said to myself, "This gets a 11 out of 10 on the Scare-me-crapless meter!" Then, I looked back at the Mirror again. The Espeon was there again. "What do you..." I stopped there. That Espeon was moving his mouth as the same time I was talking. "What the..." I said. I waved me paw back and forth. The image mimicked my every move. Left to right. Up to down. I stood up on all fours and started walking backwards. "This... this isn't happening..." I said quietly to myself as I slowly backed off and using a wall to stand up on my hind legs with my back to the wall. "THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!!" I yelled out at the top of my lungs. I leaned there looking at the mirror, shaking, and the very same looking Espeon shaking the exact, same way. It was like... a trance. I wanted to look away but just couldn't! It was like my neck could only look that way. Straight into the mirror. Seeing that frightened Espeon, trembling in fear.
"It came from in here!" said a voice outside the door. Sounded like our camp leader. I really didn't care about it. I was still looking at was I thought was myself! Long ears, white fur and a tail that split into 2 different ends near the end.
"Whoa!" said my friend Jack (Author's note: Ok, I'm running out of good names here!) in shock as he entered the bathroom, "How did an Espeon get in here!?!?"
WHAT!?!? Di... Didn't they notice me!?!? I was still myself! But... the mirror.... I just stop looking at myself.
"Well..." said another one of my friends waving his hand in front, "Looks like this Espeon seen a Gengar or somethin..."
A Gengar. I only wish.
"Aw!" said Rini as she entered the room keeled down in front of me FINALLY breaking my sight with the mirror. "It's just all alone and helpless!" She said in a defensive voice as she patted me on the head.
More than anything I was scared half to death! I slowly walked on my four feet very slowly and said, "Guys! It's me Sam! Don't you notice me!?!?"
"Is it trying to talk to us?" said Jack.
"I do not know..." said Jack, "I think it is..."
THINK!?!? I WAS talking to them! Wasn't I? I said to them again in a desperate voice, "Ha ha guys and Rini! You got me! Can you please stop with the joke now!?!?"
"I think it must be taking to us..." said Rini with her hand on her chin, "I wish I could understand Espeon language..."
I think this wasn't no joke by now! I mean! Come on! They would have at least told me by now! I... I had to find a way to tell them I was Sam! But how... They could only hear something like, "Es es peon es!" or something like that. But how... OH!!! This whole concept makes no sense at all!
"My my!" said a voice behind me, "You look even cuter in your Were form!"
"What!?!?" I say as I look behind me. It was that Vaporeon from earlier on. "You... You know about this?" I ask her.
"Sure do!" she smiled and said.
"Can you please tell me what I am!?!?" I ask her in a frustrated voice.
"Only if I can come in!" she said closing her eyes and smiling.
I growled at this idea. Not liking it one bit. But... She knew... She knew about what is happening to me. Wanting to know the answer more than anything I said, "Sure... Come on in..."
"Great!" she smiled and said as she jumped through the window.
"Oh great." said Jon in a sarcastic voice, "More of them. Just what we need."
"So!" she smiled and asked, "Wanna make some Eevee's?"
I swear I almost jumped out of my fur coat at that moment. Make Eevee's!?!? And people say men move to fast. "Uh... Yeah later." I said to her in a hesitant voice, "But right now can you please tell me what's the matter with me!?!?"
"Oh..." she said in a disappointed voice, "Can't we do it now? I don't wanna wait!"
"PLEASE!?!?" I begged her, "Can you please tell me what I am!?!?"
"Why?" she said in a seductive tone of voice, "Isn't it every males fantasy to do that?" She started to rub up against me. Harder this time. Boy... She must like me more than I thought...
"Y... yes... I'll have to say it is..." I said in a uncertain and nervous voice, "But I want to know what is wrong with me."
"Our Eevee's will be so cute..." she said. Right about now I was wondering if she was even listening to me.
"I only wish I could understand them..." said Rini.
"Ditto." said Jon after Rini.
"Um... Ms. Vaporeon..." I said to her in a questionable yet unsure voice, "Are you even listening to me?"
Then she broke off from rubbing against me. Thank Mew I thought. But then she pounced on me on my side and said in an excited, "I can't wait! Let's do it here right now!"
Was she crazy!?!? I didn't wanna have sex this early! Especially with a Vaporeon! So, as I stood up I said, "No thanks. I'm not that kind of person."
"You mean pokemon." she corrected me.
For a sex-crazed Vaporeon, she sure was smart. "Well! Pokemon then!" I said to her in an angry voice as I stood back up on all fours, "Can you just PLEASE tell me what is wrong with me!!!" I was starting to get ticked off at this point. She knew and yet she would not tell me. I'm starting to dislike her...
"But it will be so much fun." she said again in her seductive tone of voice and went under my legs, "Come on. Just 5 minutes?" As she went under me, she took her tail and started to move it under me. Starting from my... er... personal spot and up to my chin.
Well... She did look nice... And that tail and blue skin made her look hot! O_O!!! GOOD MEW!!! WHAT AM I SAYING!?!? Then, it came to me, if I told her I'll "do it" after she tells me what I am AND helps my friends know who I am... This could come in handy. I couldn't help make a smile when I said, "Sure I'll do it."
"REALLY!?!?" she said in an excited voice, "YOU REALLY WILL!?!? NO KIDDING!?!?"
"I make that a promise!" I said to her.
"GREAT!" she said as she started to turn around, "Let's get started then!!!"
"BUT!" I shouted out.
"But what!?!?" she asked me in a frustrated voice.
"But only if you tell me what I am first AND get my friends to notice that I am Sam!" I said.
"Oh..." she mumbled in a disappointed voice, "I knew it was too good to be true. Come on. Might as well sit on a bed when talking to you about this." Then she started to walk out of the room and towards my bunks.
"Where are they going?" asked Rini
"Maybe to a more quite and private place." said Jon in a joking voice.
I looked back and gave them an evil look. They thought I was going to "do it" with her! Of all the nerve!!!
"Woah!" said Jon putting his hands in front of him and backing away, "Down boy! Down!"
"Why are you so scared of it Jon?" said Jack
"You remember what Sam said an Espeon did to him!?!?" Jon said in a surprised voice.
"Oh yeah..." said Jack in a forgetful tone and started to do the same thing as Jon, "Down boy!"
"Oh you guys!" laughed Rini, "It won't attack us unless it feels threated! That's how pokemon act!"
Even though Rini was my friend, I SO badly wanted to get her for that.
"Just ignore them!" yelled the Vaporeon, "Are you coming or not!?!?"
I shook my head and said, "Yes! Sorry about the wait." And I ran into the room with her. And Jack, Jon and Rini followed us. Well... At least I do not have to worry about being raped by a Vaporeon anymore...
Any good? I hope it is. Right now I'm working on the fic with Ash, Brock and Misty and what happened shortly after "Mewtwo's challenge!" And yes. I do all the jot notes done for the entire story. BUT WRITING THEM IN PARAGRAPHS TAKES TIME!!! So, please wait. I also rented a game as well. To help ,myself get off this CPU. Well, I'll see you all in my next fic chu! Pi!
Also, if you are reading this Poke Actor. Thanks for the fic! I gotta repay the favor some day!!!