So Chapter 3, funny and lovely. Don't ya think.
A.N. Just gets better and better, just you wait. Rated T throughout the story.
"Renji?" asked Byakuya.
"What is it captain?"
Byakuya placed a finger on his chin, "Is it alright for a woman to touch a man's...butt?"
Renji's eyes widened, "Wh-What! Uhh...Why?"
"Well, a little while ago, I happend to be goosed by a woman," Byakuya explained.
"What! By who?"
Bleach~Bleach~Bleach~
'Gosh! It's already morning. I just can't wait untill it's over'
I got ready, then headed over to Mayuri's. I always hated that place.
When I arrived, I knocked on the door. "Come in!" yelled the 12th division captain from inside.
I opened the door to reveal Nemu, right there in front of my face.
Now what happend next was pretty unexpected. I fell backwards, getting ready to hit the ground, when two hands grabbed my shoulders. After that I was pushed up.
I turned to see the black haired bueaty, Byakuya. 'Wait did I just say...'
"Uhh...Thanks, Kuchiki."
"Right this way captains," Nemu said, without any hint of emotion. She led us to the garganta that we would use to get to Hueco Mundo.
Nemu turned around, "You may go in."
I gave her a nod then hopped in.
Once I entered, I gave a look of disgust. 'Look at this place dark, cold, smells good.' I turned to my left, and there stood Byakuya. 'Oh it's only him.'
Suddenly without a word, Byakuya vanished.
"Hey!" I yelled into the open, "Shouldn't we stick together!"
No response.
"Jerk!" I screamed hoping he heard me. I began to walk. 'He thinks he's better than everyone else.' I thought. I mumbled some other things.
All of a sudden, I felt a sharp pain on my shoulder.
Awesome! right! I'll keep goin'
Soi fon: Wow, I must be screwed
Byakuya: (mumbles)
ByeBye. Soifool~
