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speedwagon was WOOOOOWOWOWOOOOOHOOOOOO! Erina inhaled another cookeh as she climbed the hotel wall in teh room. U culd see her underwear from under her dress as she hung from the cieling lik KIng Kong from the POWER teh cookehz gave her.

It made Roro (wagon) think immmediately of hentai., He pushed the thoht out of his head. Bcuz he waznt gonna be a thot 2night. .or wuz he?

Jonathann however, was a thot. Teh panties were too mcuh for his innocent eyes. They widened as he looked up at the ceiling, she was on the cielig fan now. Sh ewas screaming like Tarzan, except with B cup boobies. She yodelled into her boobs so they could amplify her screams.

Speedwgaon had a nosebleed. Wasnt he gay? Maybe he was bi like Dio. He knew he liked Jonatahn , but did he really vlike Erinia this way? Pwrhaps.

"Jonatahn how does she do that?" hge asked.

Jonatahn looked down. "Her legs and arms are very strong bcuz she...liks girls."

Speeddwagon gasps. "WHta? But i tought it was onlyl us?"

Jonathan blsuhed. "She nevr did any Hoof them! She just lifts for them...the lesbian gym is her happy place."

Speedwagon was enlightened. Maybe coming to america made them all turn into thots. Him doing dio and thgen jonathan and erian, erina goign to her lesbian gym... even if she was married to a guy!

mAYBE IT WAS THE CHEMCIALS IN THE WATER... It made the frogs, like willoim, gay. willoin married two men? but they werent frogs and he was looking at erinas sexy panties! maybe it wasnt gay. maybe they were thots from brith. maybe they were born like this.

but how come only now he realized hes a thot, looking up at erinas panties? maybe its bcuz she was opening her legs. maybe her dress was just a pussy out luk? it was polka dots. all polka dots were pussy out looks.

Jonatahn blushed as he tried to hold his nosebleed, lookjign at speedwaghon.

"Spedwagon?" he asked, blushing.

"Yes Jonathan?" spedwagon asked back.

Jonathan pulled spedwaghon in. "Do you think its okay niw that dio knows to do it now... without fear?"

Speedwagon blushed. Erina continued to swing from the ceiling fan like Xena warrior princess from Amazon Delivery Service on (C)

(WANRNING! I DO NOT OWN AMAZON! I DO NOT SPONSOR AMAZON! THIS IS UNDER FAIR USE!)

Speedwagon shyly backed away. "We need to brush our teeth first."

Jonathan nodded in agreement.

They walked to the hotel bathroom, as Erina swung off from the ceiling fan behind them and landed expertly onto the nightstand next to the beds.

They opened the bathroom door, and speedwagon went first. He brushed his teeth, squeezing Coolgatie Toothpaste into his mouth and swishing it around, and then aggressively he picked up his toothbrush and rubbed his teeth hard, making sure to get off all the ugly plague off his gums.

When he was done, his mouth foamy, he picked up a piece of long stringy floss.

He put it between his two front teeth and suddenly:

"Speedwagon what is that?"

Ronert froze. "What?"

Jonathan looked bewildered.

"That. What is that?"

Robert dropped his foamy jaw in shock.

"You dont know what floss is?"

Jonathan shook his head.

Roberts world fell apart around him.

"You have gingivitus, Jonathan."

Tears welled up in his eyes.

"What?"

Speedwagon rinsed out his mouth before he spoke again.

"We can't kiss anymore. You have Gingitivitus. I need to take you to a dnetist right now."

Jonathan looked shocked.

"Whats gingitivitus , Speedwagon?"

Robert looked him straight in the eyez.

"How are you rich and dont know what gingitivitus is jonthan?"

Jonathan did not like eye contact. He looked away in shame.

"I dont know i didnt want to be a docter, i wanted to lick bones and ancient pots."

Robert put on his jacket which was hanging in the bathroom.

"Jonathan THIS IS SERIOUS! YOU CAN HAVE BONE DISSEASE!"

Jonathans eyes narrowed like firestar in warrior cats.

"Bone disease?"

Robert was crying now. His voice broke as he spoke again.

"You can die from bone cancer if we dont take you to the dentist right now."

Jonathan looked shock. "Who do we know is a dentist?"

Robert stood still.

"I know one dentist. But shes very scary. I need you to be brave for me, Jojo."

Jonathan nodded.

Erina crawled up to them like a wild burrowing owl confused upon finding a dead coyote outside of her house. She was on all fours like a dog.

Jonathan sighed.

"Erina you cant channel Dannys spirit into your vessel right now its an emergency."

Erina nodded. "Oh okay i just saw robert crying and thought it was help?"

Jonathan put a coat on his wife. "We need to go to the dentist."

Erina looked confused. "It's 2 am in the morning are you fur sure that teh office will be opened?"

Jonathan looked down in determination.

"We have no choice erina."

She nodded solemnly.

Robert kicked the hotel door down Dramatically.

"GET ME MY HORSE"

Erina and Jonathan looked confused.

"We couldnt take any horses into the hotel parking lot speedwagon." said erina.

Speedwagon looked down.

"I cant drive though."

Jonathan gasped.

"YOUR NAME IS SPEEDWAGON BUT YOU CANT DRIVE?"

Speedwagon looked embarassed.

"I nevr learned okay i couldnt afford driving school and when i got rich i just let a guy drive me around for me in my limo."

Erina gasped. "Cant we get a limo?"

Speedwagon looked sad. "Im afraid my limo driver is pregnat and he wont have the baby until next month."

Jonathan looked dissapointed. "So am i just gonna die? If i do i love you both..."

Erina gasped again "NO! IF YOU HAVENT DIED YET YOU HAVE PLENTY TIME LEFT!"

Ernia slapped jonathan.

"OW" HE YELLED.

"Sorry" she said "U were just being stupid."

Jonathan sighed "i kno"

Speedwagon looked impatient "Now isnt the time for domestic violence guyse we need to save jonathan"

He looked thoughtful. "Who has a car in this hotel?"

Erina sighed. "I do. I will drive."

They went outside into the parking lot.

They all got into the car, and Robert got shotgun (not a real gun i mean the seat in the car) while they forced Jonathan to lay down in the back.

Erina took out her key and tried to start up the car. It didnt work.

She tried again. Now it started!

She backed out into the driveway, and rolled over the speedbump behind her with ease.

And there they went into the city to find the dentist that speedwagon claimed was living around here in Miami.

There was almost nobody on the road becuz it was 2 am and everyone had to go to sleep to go to school and work tomorrow unless they were strippers then they were at work already or doctors in emergency room or nurses or prostitutes.

Speedwagon opened his old ass tomtom gps because he didnt know how to use his iphone and he put in the address.

"Are you sure she accepts walk ins?" erina asked.

Speedwagon grunted. "its an emergency. If shes not there we will go to her house instead."

Erina raised her eyebrows. "Are you sure shes okay wtih that?"

Speedwagon teared up. "ANything for jonathan."

Erina nodded in agreement.

Temari was in her office because she had no life on the weekdays fixing teeth because her husband Shikamaru was busy in his drag strip club. She was cleaning her pet skeletons teeth. She gave him a calcium treat as she finished, a tooth she stole from a child who lost his teeth.

He gave out a chuckle. "More teeth please miss?"

Temari sighed. "No Sans, you cannot eat more teeth. Its past your bedtime."

Sans frowned. "Okay mommy..."

Temari looked horrified. "Dont call me that you are 140 years old and im only 19 years old thats so weird ew"

Sans frowned more even if he had no lips. "Okay im sorry"

Temari sat him in her office broom closet and covered him with a sheet. "Goodnight Sand."

Sans chuckled again. "Goodnight Dr"

She sighed in relief as she closed the closet and locked it. They must never know. They can never know.

Suddenly there was a knock at her door.

She ignored it, walking slowly so nobody would hear her.

Suddenly, Speedwagon took his beefy hand and smashed it into the door.

Temari screamed, and he retratced quick.

"PLEASE ITS AN EMERGENCY DOCTOR WE NEED YOUR HELP"

She stoped screaming. "WHat help could you need at this ungodly hour?"

"My boyfrined MIGHT DIE"

She opened the handle, and Speedwagon fell into the office facefirst.

"What THE FUCK."

Temaris eye twitched

"e.o"

Speedwagon threw Jonathan onto the table.

"FIX HIM DX"

Jonathan was distressed and very sleepy.

Temari inhaled.

"WHAT the fuck... how the fuck can YOU DIE through YOUR TEETH?"

Temari screched.

Speedwagon froze. "He can get bone disease. He doesnt floss. Hes 16 years old and he doesnt know how to floss his teeth, doc."

Temari raised her eyebrow.

"How old are you?"

Speedwagon swet profusely. "21."

She looked skeptical. He was too baby smooth. But she was broke and wanted money anyways.

"Ok open your mouth kid, your daddy can hold your hand."

Jonathan blushed and had an eraction. Everyone was uncomfortable and pretended it wasnt there.

Temari set up her dentist tools. She put her gloves on. She touched into jonathans mouth. She started to clean his dirty teeth.

The rest i dont know how to describe becuz i havent been to the dentist in three years and i forgot what they do so lets pretend jonathan fell asleep lol

She was done cleanign his teeth. "Now Jojo, how do we floss?"

He strted to do flossing motionz.

She nodded at him and gave him a thumbs up.

"Yas queen."

immediately, she passed out on the floor. Everyone was confuzzled.

"Is mcdonalds still open?" Asked speedwagon.

"ya" said erina.

And off they went, leaving temari from naruto the dentist on the floor.

Noriaki Kakyoin was NAKED because florida is hot.

"WIFE CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME MY CHICKEN NUGGETS" He screeched outside, towards outside the window of his fabolous beach house that he was renting for his wife jotaro to live in for his science.

Jotaro sighed and walked to the entrence of his house, and opened the door, and went to the ktichen and pulled out vegan chicken nuggets.

He brought the vegan soy chicken nugget to his fake dom bottom soyboy husband and lovingly kissed him right on the mouth.

"Thank you wife" said nori, kissing him back. Tehy gayly shared the chicken nuggets as they gayly diped them into ketchup an gayly ate dem an gayly swallowed an gayly ate more as their gay stomachs digested dem w the power of their yaoi boy love.

Nori smiled.

"I love you jotaro"

Jotaro smiled back bcuz he was so happy to live with his husband that he was so in luff with dat he would never let go.

"I love you too nori"

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