The CD player sat there. Hmm, it thought. I feel like I've just gotten my insides hammered out of me. It transformed and stood up, barely reaching ten inches high. Whoa! How did I do that?! All of a sudden, a passing technician who had been studying the AllSpark yelled,
"Hey! Call security! Code seven!" The CD player gasped and ran off in the same direction that Frenzy had gone. "Don't let it get away!" The human yelled.
The CD player slid into a small, abandoned room, peeking out of the doorway to make sure that the human had gone. When he was sure that he was safe, he jumped onto the table and transformed, to be even safer. Now, what should I name myself? He went through many options before settling on Lazerburn. He thought the name had a nice ring to it.
After a while, he got up off his lazy duff and began testing his weapons, which he had recently discovered. Much to his disappointment, he only had two weapons: a small shoulder-mounted laser gun and a buzz saw like thing his arm could turn into.
When he was done experimenting with the ways he could slice something to ribbons and or burn it, the result was four chairs with the legs sawed off, a collapsed table, radio parts everywhere, and twenty security guards running to find out what the source of the strange sounds was.
The guards kicked in the door, obviously expecting something taller than the little robot that had clearly been in the act of sawing off the head of a rubber duck. Lord knows where the rubber duck came from. Lazerburn attempted to dash between the guards' feet, but he was as surprised to see them as they were to see him, so he missed and slammed into the doorjamb. One of the more seasoned guards made a grab at him, but Lazerburn dodged his hand and flew down the corridor. He came into a large room and saw an extremely large, gray robot flinging humans all over the place, and promptly turned around.
As Lazerburn was running down another hallway, he noticed that Frenzy was trying to get through a set of double doors. Frenzy was screeching and clawing, and evidently there were humans on the other side of the doors, because they could hear them yelling, and at one point a human even stuck a rifle between the doors and attempted to shoot Frenzy. Frenzy responded by jumping into an air vent and entering the room in that extremely clichéd fashion. One could even wonder why top-secret organizations have that type of air vent anymore.
Lazerburn slipped into the room and sat on a desk, watching the crazy humans trying to use a flamethrower on a cart to burn Frenzy. Even more stupid than that was when Frenzy accidentally killed himself with one of his own throwing stars. Slightly disgusted with this ending to the life of Frenzy, Lazerburn left. Time to find where the rest of the action was!
"Ha!" You say. "Earlier you said 'CD players can't think'!" Well, they can't. But obviously you haven't realized that this is not your average CD player anymore. So just keep reading.