A Note From Lara: Okay, so I'm planning on a chapter for each main character after this, but that could change if I get bored, or if somebody else has a much better suggestion. So that's that. I'm open to suggestions that may be good enough to alter my plan for this thing.

If Peter had thought it was weird being Sylar, being Sylar with Niki(Jessica)'s long blonde hair was even weirder. It took him forever to realize that he just wasn't going to be able to shift all the way back to being Sylar (because, well, as confusing as being a super-villain serial killer was, at least Sylar was the same gender!), and just hacked off the blonde tresses and dyed them as best he could with Kool-Aid.

So now he had spiky blue hair. Which, Peter couldn't help but think, sort of defeated his whole purpose in becoming Sylar in the first place. How people referred to Peter's usual hair was nothing compared to what they'd do when they saw this.

Which was why he was wearing a baseball cap in addition to his super-cool Sylar-style trenchcoat as he walked into Nathan's office. "Uh... hi Nate," he said uncomfortably.

The older Petrelli glanced up from his paperwork. And screamed. "WHO ARE YOU???" he demanded.

"Um, it's me, Peter. Listen, Nate, I know I look like--"

"WHY ARE YOU IMPERSONATING ME, YOU PSYCHOTIC CREEP!!" Nathan screamed.

Peter stared at him. "I'm not impersonating you, I'm impersonating--"

But all at once, Nathan's face rippled and there were TWO Sylars in the room- one with the normal jet-black hair and one with blue hair that smelled faintly of Burstin' Blue Raspberry.

Peter's- or make that Sylar's- jaw bounced off the floor. "Holy crap!" he screamed. "You're... you're SYLAR!!! OH MY GOD MY BROTHER IS SYLAR!!!" Suddenly, he stopped freaking out and broke the fourth wall. "Hang on guys," he called, "haven't we already done this plot twist? I thought you couldn't use the same one twice?"

"No, no way man," a voice called back from off-set. "Do you know how many times we used the time-travel plot device?"

"Oh. Okay." Peter readjusted his baseball cap and got back in-character. "OH MY GOD MY BROTHER IS SYLAR!!!" he screamed. "I've got to get out of here!" Quickly he hurled himself out a window and soared away, crying in horror. Oh god, this was just too awful to be true! Oh well, he knew one person who would make him feel better about the horrible twist his life had just taken. Claire would know exactly what to do...

Meanwhile, back in the office, Candice Wilmer stopped pretending to be Nathan/Sylar. "Well," she said to Angela, "That was fun."

Angela, and the crew of Punk'd, nodded at her. "Yeah, I can't wait until this airs," she said. "We'll be able to reveal the truth about us to the whole world with the least possible fuss."

Candice frowned. "Doesn't that defeat the point of the Company?"

Angela waved an unconcerned hand. "Details, details," she said. "Now fetch me an onion bagel, dear."