Stories from Central

by bloody raptor

This is a REALLY screwed up set of mini stories that my brother and I cooked up. We own nothing with the ecption of a few OCs. Enjoy! definantly a crack fic. I do not own FMA in any way shape or form only the odd ideas in this plot.

3. Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Lord of the Idiots

HELLO BROTHER HERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

While Sparky was looking out of the window for a nonwork related activity, Envy leapt out of the garden and, screaming "I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!", rammed straight into Sparky's window. SLAM!! SLAM!! SLAM!! SLAM!! After two minuets of Envy head butting the widow, Sparky said (for the tenth time that day) PINEAPPLE HEAD STOP THAT NOW!!! Suddenly Gluttony farted in the garden of exploding pansies. BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Oh snap) Udder chaos in shored. Greed was break dancing on Ed, the ninja cows were jumping on Gluttony, Sloth was eating a wall for Wrath was in the wall hiding, and the most evil thing THE FEARED NINJA CATS WITH L A Z E R S. Then one of the hissed "YOU WILL DIE!!!! Then Al tackled all 1000 of them. Then the loud speaker cam on.

What will happen next???