Chapter 3 we met long feng
A.N thnks to everyone who liked it exept for haters guitarBOSS i cant get pregnent causes im a MAN!.
toph goit on her motorbike (A.N i know they dont have moterbikes in avater world but toph made 1 out off earth ok) and was racin to find everone else to solve the murders. she was goin really fast faster than sppped of sound but not light cause that inmpossible. tahn she loked around and there was a TORNADO! and it was shotting lightning and thund er (A.N not the basebkall team cause that would be dum). it also wS flinbging poop and pigs aroung like a toilet. so she drive faster but still not as fast as light. she tuned the corer and drove into the earth country. she driove faster and faster until the night. she kept ddiving not even stopping for dinner even though there was a place that couold make pizza icew cream bugurs and everyone knows thats the best foods ever! tahn when she out of a city in the redneck country she saw a car that was also made out of earth. inside an perwson was laghting like a person who was crazy and insane. she saw he was readin and driving at the same time wh o was he? than she saw a tag that sed I AM LONG FENG cause he gotted a job at walmart and nedded to wear one. she gasped loudly and jumped on his car. she punced a hole in the roof but he dint notice cause he was busy reading and laughin. like mad. she loked at his reading and saw it was a METALBENDING SCROLL. THAT SHE HAD MAD! (A.N there was awaterbening scrool so there is a metal bend scolll too.) she jumoped in and said "give that abck" he said no. so there was fighting and awesome stuff like that. but toph was winning because she better. than all of suddem, there was a tree up ahead and the car crashed and made a big explosion! long feng jumped out of the carr, but toph didn't notice becaus she was texting and that dangerous. DONT DO IT! bits and peices of toph flew every were and blodd spaltterd all over everthing even long feng. he was sick from the blood but he had the scool and thats what mattered. he rean away into the city and hid with the scroll.
some tim later... a guy came up to the car crash with blood and peices od car and toph all over. hmmm he said and pulled down his hat cause he detective! 'THIS IS SUSPISCIOUS he said bending ovcer to look at blood. he pullued up his hat to see better and he was a FIRE DETECTIVE! but he coulnd't bend so he carried an ice gun that shot ice cause he often kill fire dudes. his name was BatMike cause underneath detective suit his costume was lik batman exept it wasnt and his real namw was mike so he was batmike! Get it? i have to find the killer he said pilling his hat down again and getting ice gun! then he wet into the city to find long feng even tho he didnt knowi t
Meawhile 2 days ago the duke rand own the street. "whew he said good thing he followed the clone of me instead! than he looked at the camera nd winked! Get it?
present day agent 42 was on a tropic island with margaritas and vodkas and james biond in die another day but that movie sucked. than he was lisen to maclemore and thrift shop and pooin tags yeah. than he saw a poster for the duke while he was sexin with laides and gasped and snarled. he ran away whil the ladies screamed athim to cum bacck. he got onhis boat and raced to find the duke with his baot and jetski and giant missles... or was he?! find oiut later!
Kobrov the evil spirt had amde azula his servant because hes just that evil hes more evil that a thousand ozais! azula was trying to make evil spirt army for him bt was having troupble because the spirits werent scared of her. than kobrov came and said "BE MY ARMY OR YOU DIE!" AND THE all listened to him because he was just that scarry (A.N. sorry i just noticed sum of that isin capslock and i dont want to retype) exepet for koh the face guy because he freaky and Kobrov didnt want him and that panda guy cause ghe good and not evil. taht he had and evil spirit army and also a giant truck full of great weapons! it had nuklear bombes and laser guns and spaceships and a gun that shot cars at people and bobms that make u laghu to death. and the triforce master sword too. than he sed to azula "YOU FAILED! I HAD TO GET THE ARMY MYSELF AND ITWAS A PAIN IN MY SCALE STUDDED ARSE! do better nex time he said. ok she said scared cause he was huge and smart. than he told the spirti army "I AM GOING TO THE PORTAL TO REAL WROLD BY MY SELF AT FIRSYT BUT THAT SOON YOU GYS COME OUT AND WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD HE SAID. they all cheeered. tahn he got ready to enter the portal.
Mean while zuko wS waiting for iroh the uncle to come out of his coma... but than! a guy teleported up to where they were and took iroh to teleportal away. it was the guy from the cone lab in the bar but zuko dindt know that. what are you doing he said. im gonna clone him the guy snerred. and teleported. buit zuko knw he had to find him.
sokka and aang and katara where in yudoa to find longshot and smellersbe but first sokka went to the cops to tell that suki died. he to a girl cop an said "my girlfriend was killed an i need you guys help to find the murderer!" so that means your single? the cop sAid. sokka was shoed "i don't have tim he said and went to the chief who said ou rbest dectective batmike is gone now. oh no sokka said and went away. than he went back to the place with aang aND KATAR and smellerbee and longshot. that suddenly a portal opened in yu dao and a voice said "I AM THE SPIRIT KOBROV! BOW TO ME HUMANS!"
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