Title: Us? Married? WHAT!?

Summary: Sasuke and Naruto never thought that this kinnd of thing would have happened. But obviously, it did! They're getting married with one another! How is that possible when they simply hate each other's guts?

Pairings: SasuNaru.

"norm talks"

'Naruto's thoughts'

'Sasuke's thoughts'

Azu: I would like to thank all those who reviewed my fanfic. I was very happy eventhough it was not that many. Haha. But Im still waititng. For Lady Dragonheart and PandaAi: Thank you so much for that information. I really really REALLY apreciated it that you took the time to tell me this :D I dunno why I kept thinking that Kushina is the wife of Fugaku (=.=) Hehe...Im so sorry pl for making that mistake! Plz forgive me!!! For iloveme5859: Thz for reviewing. I'll try to make the chps longer but don't put too much hope on this one. Really happy that u found it funny so don't lose hope on me ouhk! I try!! For milkchocolatehot64: Next chapher coming right up! Thkz for reviewing.

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"Hey you!" said Sasuke uncaringly.

"Who are you calling 'you'?" Naruto said angrily, "The name's Naruto!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. 'What temper' " Whatever...Dope"

"Naruto!" the blonde repeated his name and sat down on one of the couch.

"Yeah yeah...whatever." Sasuke sat down on the opposite of Naruto. Naruto rolled his eyes. 'What attitude. He can't even say my name right. He really is a retard...and a bastard'

"Hey," said Sasuke, trying to start a conversation. "I know that I'm all handsome ans smexy and all, but don't fall in love with me okay?"

Naruto frowned at the raven. "What the heck are you talking about?"

"Well, you know. About this marriage thing. It was just some kind of a promise that my parents made. I mean...I don't wanna hurt your feeling..."

"Wait! Hold it!" protested Naruto as he jumped up from his seat. "Who said that I'm falling for you? You crazy, overly self-confident bastard."

Sasuke sighed, "Whatever. So...you're gay right. I have nothing against gays but I'm not one of them. So this marriage will never work!"

Naruto only laughed. "I have never seen somebody as stupid as you. When did I ever said that I'm gay, Mr Full of Himself? Like I would ever marry somebody like you. Who would anyways...someone as stupid and egoistic as you?"

Sasuke gaped at what Naruto described him as. Him? Stupid? "HEY! Do you know how many girls are there probably crying because Im getting MARRIED to you!?" he yelled and jumped up from his seat.

"Psh! Oh yeah they're crying alright! They're crying cause their eyes are useless enough not to see HOW STUPID YOU ARE!"

Sasuke growled. 'This gay-ass fucker is making fun of me!' He was breathing hot airs now and he was so about to explode. Just because of some girly guy who made fun of his manliness. He literally growled his next sentence out. "You know what blondie!? After this stupid marriage, Ima gonna divorce you!"

"Oh yeah? Who wanna stay the rest of his life with some stupid ass retard as you? I would rather live with the pigs since they are smarter and BETTER LOOKING than you!"

Both of them began to shoot their anger infested glares at one another and none of them intends to give up. If you look closes, you can actually see the sparks going on and the fumes coming outta their heads and noses.

"I FUCKING HATE YOU!" they finally screamed at each other before they turned their backs and fold their arms together.

.::At the garden::.

"I FUCKING HATE YOU!!"

The Uchihas and Uzumakis both sweatdropped. "W-well...they sure are getting along" said Kushina as she gave a nervous laugh

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.::Wedding Day::..

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Noooo"

"Yeees Naruto, now stop being so difficult."

"But moooom...I don't wanna wear a freaking dress! I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING GIRL IN IT!!! And what's with the hair anyways!?"

"But you look very beautiful like this Naru-chan" said Kushina as she fixed the fake blonde hair on Naruto's head...wehile ignoring his constantly yelling of him not being a girl. A few minutes later, Naruto gave up in argueing with his mother and his future mother-in law. So he decided to just stand there and let the two ladies do...things to him. Applying make-up, doing his hair, finishing up on the details of the dress which is somewhat to detailed for his own good. It was a pure white gown with heart-shaped corset. 'Hmm...probably thinking it would make as if I had boobs...eww...' thought the blonde and Kushina started to attach the wedding veil onto his hair.

"There all done!" said Kushina as she gave Naruto a mirror. The bride-to-be looked into his own reflection as cried. Well...more like wailed. And yeah, he does looked like a girl.

"WAAAHH!!!

"Naru-chan, stop crying dear...you look cute and beautiful" cooed Mikoto and she brushed he hands on the blonde's lock, trying her hardest not to make him cry. And not to destroy all the make-ups.

"That's the problem! Ima guy! Guys do not look cute and beautiful!"

"But you are prettier than any girl, Naru!" smiled the dark-haired lady. " C'mon, I've got a present for you" she said as she handed Naruto a medium sized parcel. Naruto immediately stopped crying and his attitude turned a full 360 degree.

"Really? Yay!" clapped the blonde. He quickly removed the wrappings of the parcel and opened it. Once he did, his smile turned into a frown. He slowly took the object in the box and hold it up.

"Urm...Mikoto-san?"

"Please...call me Kaa-chan."

Naruto gulped. Ooh...his anger is starting to build up again. "Kaa-san, what is this?"

"Haha. It's a night gown, silly! DUH!" said Mikoto as she rolled her eyes and giggled. Oh...Naruto so did not found it funny. At all.

"I KNOW THAT! BUT WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS!?" yelled Naruto as he shook the...thing violently in front of Mikoto's face.

"Of course it's for you wedding night. You should dress sexy for your husband, you know."

"But why!!? I'm not a girl! I don't have boobs and this thing here is obviously for GIRLS only! How am I supposed to wear it??" shouted Naruto in a louder voice. Oh yeah. He was pissed beyond all imagining. And of course, the two ladies were just down there giggling their heads off.

.::In the church::.

"You look very good my son," said Fugaku as he stood next to Sasuke helping him to finish up some minor details in his black suite. Sasuke only sighed and went along. Yes, his father is his best man. They all agreed on making this wedding as small as possible with only the parents of the two boys attending. Not that they didn't want people to know that their sons are getting married, it's just that...yeah, you get the picure.

"Dad?" said Sasuke softly. The older Uchiha looked up, signaling to his son that he was listening. "Do I really have to marry blondie?"

*SMACK*

"Itai!" cried the raven as he placed his hand over his aboused head. He looked up only to see his father with a frown on his face.

"Yes Sasuke and you better not mess it up. Naruto's a fine child. Now get ready. The wedding's starting."

As if on cue, the wedding bells and song soon started and the the main doors of the church open. Sasuke's jaws hung low and his eyes became wide open. There at the other end of the room was his bride to be with his arms interlock with his father. In a dress. And he would be lying if he said that he didn't look stunning. 'Wow...man is he a girl? I mean how can a guy looks so good in a dress...He looks beautiful. More beautiful than any other girl I've seen. *silent* WHAT THe FUCK AM I THINKING!? SNAP OUTTA IT SASUKE!!!'

Naruto sighed as he walked the aisle, slowly. Every though the church looked amazing with all the white decoration. Naruto does not feel that happy at all. He sighed once again. 'This is so not how I imagine my wedding. To a guy nonetheless. Not to mention that that retard kinda look good in that suit. ARGH! Im going crazy for sure!'

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Azukinz: That's the end of chp 3 ^^. In going to straight away start on the next chap so....PLZ REVIEW!!! Don't be a silent reader please.