A.N: Hey this is me. Sorry, I must get on with this story, you can't have a warm but random welcome like usual.
Disclaimer: Don't own Glee just the two characters based on kaitykatwarblerlover and Chambott.
"Are you blind?" Chamonix Sterling asked her brother Jeff angrily down the phone, "Or were you too caught up in your raging hormones to realise you had stumbled into MY room while making out with Nicky and proceeded to do so on MY bed while I was in THE ROOM?"
"Jeez Cham. Calm your dairy farm," Jeff said, currently in Warbler practise. It's not like anybody really listens in practise except Blaine, even Kurt was playing Angry Birds.
"I'm going to flay you alive and hang you from Dalton's door as a warning for Nicky," Chamonix threatened.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm shaking in my shiny black shoes," Jeff sarcastically said and laughed.
"If I was you, and thank god I'm not, I would be because Mom's just pulled up at Dalton. Since Gramps is up in the fluffy palace in the sky, the 'rents are flying back to France for the funeral. Since they have to pay for the ridiculously high bill of you staying here- WHAT IT IS MOM! Anyway Mom has organised with the principal that I'll be staying here since none of our relatives live in America. And Mom let me bring Kaity," Chamonix said evilly and Jeff froze. Nick raised an eyebrow and Jeff mouthed 'CHAM AND KAITY!'. Nick let out a surprisingly high pitched scream and hid under the couch.
"Nick, what is the meaning of this?" Wes asks, not even surprised.
"THE DEMONS ARE STAYING AT DALTON!" Nick shouted and began crying hysterically.
"I heard that scream. I guess Nick knows. But don't you worry dear Jeffy; I'm not here to torture you… that much. Kaity and I have been talking and we decided we should form a prank group. Like the Fantastic Four but cooler. See you soon, Jeffy-poo and Kaity says tell Nick to stop sounding like a girl and to break his voice already. And also to say hi," Jeff's sister says and hangs up.
Jeff sits frozen with wide eyes and a slack jaw.
"Sister. Chamonix. Grandpa. France. Kaity. Pranks. ARGHH!" Jeff states and screams, joining Nick under the couch.
Twenty minutes later and Kurt had managed to coax them out from under the couch, trying to comfort them.
"Blaine, they haven't talked in five minutes, I'm scared," Kurt says and watches the two boys with a concerned face. They just sat, shaking.
"It's okay I'm sure they're-"Blaine starts but he gets interrupted by two thirteen year old girls that had just burst into the room.
"HELLO FINE DAPPER CREATURES, HOW WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU ALL!" the taller girl says with a big grin on her face. She wore bright purple jeans, a white t-shirt with 'Klaine' on it in black and fluro yellow converses. Her hair was the same shade as Nick's but wild and curly.
"It is us, le Fantabulous Two here. Hurrah Hurrah, please quieten down; the rabbit in Jeff's pants is trying to sleep. Nice gavel Wes, where did you get it? Hey did you get a spray tan Thad? Looks awful. And there is… Sebby," the girl who must be Chamonix said with a false French accent. Her hair was dark brown, tied up in a messy bun. She had on a print shirt with Tim Burton's Mad Hatter on with an arrow pointing to the neck-hole. She had black skinny jeans and… Jeff's really old pair of Dalton shoes.
"Hey. This must be the girl that scared two 17 year old boys," Sebastian said and smirked.
"I know where you live. And I know you SILL have a photo of Blaine on your right wall even though you turned him half pirate," Chamonix said and waved at Blaine before turning back to Sebastian," Now scat Horse Boy before I decide to show you my scissors."
Sebastian gulps and runs across the room to cower behind the piano.
"Hi Kurt, Blaine. Still as strong as ever," Chamonix said.
"Are you French? Bonjour, une petite fille,"Kurt greets but Chamonix just looks at him confused.
"I'm from Westerville, I only speak English, Kaity and Evil," Chamonix said.
"Ciao bella, I see you are a supporter of us," Blaine says to Kaity.
"Blaine, I'm Kaity not Bella. Oh,yeah, Jeff made these. He's selling them on eBay after he had managed to get every Warbler one," Kaity says and Nick hits her against the head.
"Shush crazy. You've wrecked my poor vocal cords and foiled Jeff's plans, you will rue this day," Nick muttered.
"Oh Nicky! How I have missed you and your jokes! Not that it's hard to miss you, Jeff left his diary at home, 'Dreamboat'," Chamonix says and winks. Jeff flames deep red and his hand edges to the frying pan he carries at all times in his blazer pocket.
"Calm down Jeffy. I'll set Kaity on you. But first I'll let her drink coffee," Chamonix warned.
"I have to go," Jeff mumbles and grabs Chamonix by her shirt, dragging her out the room. Nick copies these actions with Kaity.
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"DADDY'S COMING ALICE!" Wes shouts, running frantically down the corridor.
"What's wrong Wessy?" Kaity asks the boy who halts.
"Alice is missing. I bet your brother took her!" Wes says.
"Oh, Nick took her and hid her somewhere you'd never think of!"Kaity says and laughs evilly.
"Second floor bathroom," Wes says and Kaity's grin drops. He dashes off in that direction and the prank group come out from their hiding places, Nick dropping down from the ceiling, Jeff climbing out from under the couch and Chamonix lowered her newspaper with eye-holes cut in.
"We failed!"Kaity says and points to the direction Wes had disappeared in.
"No you failed. Shame on you, shame on- ARGHH!" Jeff begins to say but Chamonix knocks him out with her frying pan.
"Frying pans are a family thing," Chamonix tells the two unconscious boys and then runs off with Kaity.
A.N: Two days later the girls get kicked out for replacing every boy's uniform with clown suits. =)
So yeah, no more of these tow!
I kind of shortened it because I'm sick, lazy and hate typing long stories. :P