13 People 1 Psychotic Night
(Part of the 12 People, 1 Pyschotic Night Trilogy)
Mayhem
Chapter 1 Heero
"Who wants to go roller skating?" I yelled. They all jumped in the car and we drove off.
Later that day
"Intriguing!" I said, "I still do not see how Duo does it with Hilde while roller skating." "He has good balance!" Zechs said, "Now excuse me, I have to go to the little girls room." I looked at him and he winked. "Oh god…" I said, "AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT HORNEY?" The entire roller skating rink looked at me. "Lets find out!" Relena said pulling me under the table. After well, an hour of it, I felt a bump in my ribs. A foot had kicked me. I looked up only to see the underside of a skirt. "HEERO!" Relena said slapping me. The girl looked down. "PERVERT!" she screamed. She kicked me in the face then ran off. The guy who Relena had been kicked by kicked her and left. He had sat down and his crotch ended up right in her face. She was kicked after I slapped her. "Now we're even!" I said, "Let's get back to business!" I had an evil grin and I pulled the tablecloth down over us.
Chapter 2 Zechs
"It's stuck!" I screamed. My head was stuck in the toilet. Noin and I had been in the little girls room and well, I slipped on some soap and my head was stuck in the toilet. "Just a sec." she said flushing. "BLUB!! BLUB!" I screamed as my hair was ripped off my head and into the toilet. "IT'S CLOGGED!" she said as she got a plunger. She put it on the back of my head. "AAAUGGGH!!" I screamed as I flew back into her and through the stall door. 10 women turned their heads to us lying on the floor. We re-hinged the door and went back to our business.
Chapter 3 Duo
"Oh yeah this feels good…" I said. Ever tried doing it while roller skating? It's hard but it's fun as hell! "Hey man, you okay, you're like attached to that girl!" this guy said. Just then Hilde grabbed me in an unexpected place. "EEEE!" I cried. "You're insane man, I'm outta here!" the guy said. I had my face turned and you know how cute I am, well, a ton of girls came at me. I was torn away from Hilde as the girls savagely dug into me. "AAAHHH!" I screamed, "HELP!!" Hilde started grabbing the girls and throwing them across the rink, "Get off my guy you vapid whores!" Her hair turned spiky and she ripped the hair off one girl, that's when they backed off. Her hair returned to normal. She grabbed my hand and we walked out into the back alley. (Yahooooooooo!)
Chapter 4 Quatre
"Harder!" I screamed, "HARDER!" "Jeesh sir, I'll make you a harder slushie…" the guy said walking off. "Ya know how sick that sounded?" Trowa asked walking up, "You are frisky for a little one…" "Hey!" I said slapping Trowa on the behind. The guy gave me my slushie. "I have an idea…" Trowa said staring at my slushie. We knocked the guy unconscious and hid behind the service counter. [Authors Note: I shall not go any farther because I don't want an NC-17 rating! Oh and to wonder what they are doing with the slushie, watch American Pie!] "OH YES!" I said releasing a content squeal. Suddenly a guy with a camera appeared. "SMILE!" he said, "You're on Canded Camera!" "Oh take this!" Trowa yelled. He grabbed the slushie and shoved it up the cameraman's ass. "Smug little son of a…" the guy was about to say. "CUT!" Heero_YuyZ cried. He walked on and punched the guys face in. "I do the swearing, not you!" Heero_YuyZ said kneeing the guy in the balls. He picked the guy up with one hand and carried him off the stage. "Damn crazy fans…" Trowa said, "Always trying to get near us…" I popped in a Viagra. "Okay!" I said, "Back to work!" We went back under the counter.
Chapter 5 Pierre
"Hehehehehe…" I said, "You sure no one will catch us?" "No way!" Catherine said, "Who actually looks in an empty locker?" CLICK! "You can have this locker…" someone said. They girl walked over and opened it up. "AAAHHHH!" she screamed. "AAAAHHHHH!" I screamed. She slammed the door shut making an indent on my face. "Um, I'd like a different locker…" she said. "Why?" the guy asked opening the door, "AAAHHH!" He slammed it shut. "Okay, you can have a different one!" he said. "Oh well!" Catherine said grabbing me by the tie and lifting me up.
Chapter 6 Wufei
"Shaggaliscious baby!" I said, "Would you like one of my famous massages?" "Sure…" Sally said as I started rubbing her back. "How's it feel baby?" I asked. "Lower…" she said. "How's it feel baby?" I asked in a lower voice. [I hate Austin Powers but at least I can remember it!] We were in the car while doing this. Suddenly I saw 4 pairs of eyes. I opened the trunk door and two kids went flying. I rolled my eyes and closed the trunk door. "They want what they can't have but if you say they can have it they don't want it…" Sally said, "Amazing." "Well what about what I want?" I asked. Suddenly two people opened the door and pulled us out. They had the others. "Okay…" one said, "You are all under arrest for disrupting the piece." Just then Dorothy walked up. "Are you officers coming back or not, I'm getting bored!" she said. "Oh my, my!" Heero said, "$1,000 and we won't tell." "Deal…" the second one said. He handed us $1,000 and ran off with Dorothy to the patrol car. I rolled my eyes. "Amazing how you can always bribe any authority figures if you catch them doing something wrong." I said glancing at Relena. She passed me $100 bucks for not telling the world she was caught underneath a roller skating rink table doing it. [Any adults who'd actually read this *If there are any* Don't kill me!J]
THE END
[Sick ain't I???]
(Part of the 12 People, 1 Pyschotic Night Trilogy)
Mayhem
Chapter 1 Heero
"Who wants to go roller skating?" I yelled. They all jumped in the car and we drove off.
Later that day
"Intriguing!" I said, "I still do not see how Duo does it with Hilde while roller skating." "He has good balance!" Zechs said, "Now excuse me, I have to go to the little girls room." I looked at him and he winked. "Oh god…" I said, "AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT HORNEY?" The entire roller skating rink looked at me. "Lets find out!" Relena said pulling me under the table. After well, an hour of it, I felt a bump in my ribs. A foot had kicked me. I looked up only to see the underside of a skirt. "HEERO!" Relena said slapping me. The girl looked down. "PERVERT!" she screamed. She kicked me in the face then ran off. The guy who Relena had been kicked by kicked her and left. He had sat down and his crotch ended up right in her face. She was kicked after I slapped her. "Now we're even!" I said, "Let's get back to business!" I had an evil grin and I pulled the tablecloth down over us.
Chapter 2 Zechs
"It's stuck!" I screamed. My head was stuck in the toilet. Noin and I had been in the little girls room and well, I slipped on some soap and my head was stuck in the toilet. "Just a sec." she said flushing. "BLUB!! BLUB!" I screamed as my hair was ripped off my head and into the toilet. "IT'S CLOGGED!" she said as she got a plunger. She put it on the back of my head. "AAAUGGGH!!" I screamed as I flew back into her and through the stall door. 10 women turned their heads to us lying on the floor. We re-hinged the door and went back to our business.
Chapter 3 Duo
"Oh yeah this feels good…" I said. Ever tried doing it while roller skating? It's hard but it's fun as hell! "Hey man, you okay, you're like attached to that girl!" this guy said. Just then Hilde grabbed me in an unexpected place. "EEEE!" I cried. "You're insane man, I'm outta here!" the guy said. I had my face turned and you know how cute I am, well, a ton of girls came at me. I was torn away from Hilde as the girls savagely dug into me. "AAAHHH!" I screamed, "HELP!!" Hilde started grabbing the girls and throwing them across the rink, "Get off my guy you vapid whores!" Her hair turned spiky and she ripped the hair off one girl, that's when they backed off. Her hair returned to normal. She grabbed my hand and we walked out into the back alley. (Yahooooooooo!)
Chapter 4 Quatre
"Harder!" I screamed, "HARDER!" "Jeesh sir, I'll make you a harder slushie…" the guy said walking off. "Ya know how sick that sounded?" Trowa asked walking up, "You are frisky for a little one…" "Hey!" I said slapping Trowa on the behind. The guy gave me my slushie. "I have an idea…" Trowa said staring at my slushie. We knocked the guy unconscious and hid behind the service counter. [Authors Note: I shall not go any farther because I don't want an NC-17 rating! Oh and to wonder what they are doing with the slushie, watch American Pie!] "OH YES!" I said releasing a content squeal. Suddenly a guy with a camera appeared. "SMILE!" he said, "You're on Canded Camera!" "Oh take this!" Trowa yelled. He grabbed the slushie and shoved it up the cameraman's ass. "Smug little son of a…" the guy was about to say. "CUT!" Heero_YuyZ cried. He walked on and punched the guys face in. "I do the swearing, not you!" Heero_YuyZ said kneeing the guy in the balls. He picked the guy up with one hand and carried him off the stage. "Damn crazy fans…" Trowa said, "Always trying to get near us…" I popped in a Viagra. "Okay!" I said, "Back to work!" We went back under the counter.
Chapter 5 Pierre
"Hehehehehe…" I said, "You sure no one will catch us?" "No way!" Catherine said, "Who actually looks in an empty locker?" CLICK! "You can have this locker…" someone said. They girl walked over and opened it up. "AAAHHHH!" she screamed. "AAAAHHHHH!" I screamed. She slammed the door shut making an indent on my face. "Um, I'd like a different locker…" she said. "Why?" the guy asked opening the door, "AAAHHH!" He slammed it shut. "Okay, you can have a different one!" he said. "Oh well!" Catherine said grabbing me by the tie and lifting me up.
Chapter 6 Wufei
"Shaggaliscious baby!" I said, "Would you like one of my famous massages?" "Sure…" Sally said as I started rubbing her back. "How's it feel baby?" I asked. "Lower…" she said. "How's it feel baby?" I asked in a lower voice. [I hate Austin Powers but at least I can remember it!] We were in the car while doing this. Suddenly I saw 4 pairs of eyes. I opened the trunk door and two kids went flying. I rolled my eyes and closed the trunk door. "They want what they can't have but if you say they can have it they don't want it…" Sally said, "Amazing." "Well what about what I want?" I asked. Suddenly two people opened the door and pulled us out. They had the others. "Okay…" one said, "You are all under arrest for disrupting the piece." Just then Dorothy walked up. "Are you officers coming back or not, I'm getting bored!" she said. "Oh my, my!" Heero said, "$1,000 and we won't tell." "Deal…" the second one said. He handed us $1,000 and ran off with Dorothy to the patrol car. I rolled my eyes. "Amazing how you can always bribe any authority figures if you catch them doing something wrong." I said glancing at Relena. She passed me $100 bucks for not telling the world she was caught underneath a roller skating rink table doing it. [Any adults who'd actually read this *If there are any* Don't kill me!J]
THE END
[Sick ain't I???]