Clare: (Comes in holding a Pizza) Uh, someone order this?
Trunks and Goten: (Grin and nod) WE DID!
Clare: (Smiles and shakes head then gives them the pizza) Ok, but share it!
Trunks and Goten: (Chibi faces of doom) NO, THAT WON'T WORK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: O.O (Take pizza and go to the other side of the room)
Clare: (Smirks) Anyway! FIRST REVIEW!
Elvenstrike
NO!
YOU'LL UPDATE NOW! lol, XD, anywayz... Goten: Stashed some
white powder in his pocket, and finds a way to replicate ( or
multiply) it. Gives him a room of his own, filled with bed, window,
tv, and knife. Yes knife... He will need a way to defend himself if
ChiChi escapes... Vegeta(ble): turns into an alcoholic. I then
piss into a beerglass, and for the foam on top I get the foam from
the mouth of a dog with rabies. ( I am immune to Rabies. For I am the
Supreme Overlord.) I then give that to Veggie Head. Fat Buu:
Guess what! Nappa is made of sweets! He has a red liguid centre,
white chocolate outside, and some gummy sweets inside! Here's a fork(
for carving him up, not to use for eating, I doubt you would use it
to eat)
Clare: O.O (Cover ears) Look, I'm doing the best I can! (Grins) Want some pizza?
Goten: (Sniffs white powder which turns out to be crack) YEY MORE! (Gets more and sniffs it then see's stars) WOW, MY OWN ROOM! (Grabs kinfe and points it at the harpy) DIE HARPY!
Vegeta: (Is now an alcoholic) GIVE ME A BEER YOU FREAK! AhA! (Grabs drink and downs it in one)
Everyone: (Watching with wide eyes)
Vegeta: AARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Starts throwing up) THAT'S SICK! ARGH! (Still throwing up)
Clare: (Turns to Elvenstrike) Good going "Supreme Overlord" (Turns to the others) Can someone please get him a bucket? He's messing up my floor!
Bulma: (Sighs) I'll do it...
Fat Buu: SWEETS! MUST KILL AND GET SWEETS! (Uses fork and cuts Nappa to peices)
Nappa: ARGH! NO OUCH! ARGH! STOP IT! ARGH! NO, THAT SHOULDN'T GO THERE!
Clare: (Sweatdrops) Ok...thanks for that...NEXT!
Garuto
hello. you dont know me but i know you. you really love q&a fic do you? this is like your thrid on is it? anyway, that's good. i have a fic like this. also (gives a device) press the button any time and it will kill any character you piont it at. anyway,(kills all characters by reveliing there greatest fears.)bye!
Clare: Yep! I love Q&A fics! I first got the Idea when i joined last year on the 28th of April A very nice person called 'Yuko the Saiyan' gave me the idea, lol. Yea, well, I deleted my second one because I wanted to do a new and imporived version...and this is that version...OH THANKIES! (Points device at Chichi and presses button and she dies) MWAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO! (Dies after hearing their worst fears including Worms(Vegeta), Needles(Goku), No homework(Gohan) and Toilet seats(Nappa))...
Clare: (Blinks) Ok...BYE! NEXT!
HANNIBAL LECTER7878781
omg
omg omg omg! your back! go you! Frezia: yes you are a
tranvestite!(punchs in stomach) Chi-chi: die harpy! (sets on
fire then thrown in pool of gasoline) update soon! (gives
clare a cookie)
Clare: YUP IM BACK! Yey!
Frieza: WHY YOU LITTLE--(Gets punched in the stomach) OW!
Chichi: How dare you--(Explodes after hitting the Gasoline)
Everyone: (Gets sun-glasses and watch as the blaze dies down)
Clare: I should have had this up before New-years eve because then At midnight it would have been a great celebration.
Bardock: Yeah, And to think, Fireworks would have never happened if Guy Fawkes hadn't decided to try and blow up the houses of Parliment on New years eve...
Clare: (Blink) Ooook...(Turns to reviewer) YEY A COOKIE, THANKIES!
Bulma: NEXT REVIEW!
murdrax
bows
down and kises claires feet for more chances to abus chichi grins
evill in her direction take out a sword and slowly approaches her as
i reach her grab her and start to slowly spade her the hard and
extremely painful way, then after making sure she can never have
another child starts to disect her explaining what is what to the
chibis while at it. walks up to goku and vegeta places hands
on their head fusing them into ssj5 vegito now you guys torture
frieza,cell,nappa,kid buu, fat buu to your hearts content. passes
bardock some popcorn sit back an enjoy this will be quite a
show. passes chibis enough sugar to go into a major sugar
ru8sh then lets them loose on chichi hehehe. passes everybody
except the loosers vegito and cibisw pou8nd an all you can eat kfc
meal enjoy you guys. please bring in raditz.
Clare: Be my guest and kill her (Grins)
Chichi: ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! (Suffers from extreme pain whilst everyone else laugh their asses off then she gets disected)
Goten: So THATS an Ovary...
Trunks: EWWW!
Goku and Vegeta: HEY! (Get fused into SSJ5 Vegito)
Vegito: MWAHAHAHAHA! (Starts torturing Frieza, Cell, Nappa, Kid Buu and Fat Buu)
Bardock: Thanks! (Eats popcorn)
Clare: (Video tapes it for the heck of it) Hey, I can make millions selling this! Thank you Vegito!
Vegito: (Smirks then de-fuses somehow)
Chibis: (Extremely hyper and starts to tear Chichi limb from Limb)
Chichi: ARGH! (Dies)
Clare: Yey!
Everyone but Clare: (Eats KFC)
Clare: Not hungry right now (Grins)
All other Saiyans: (Wide-eyes)
Clare: (Shrugs) Uh, Raditz? Hmmm...Well, maybe on the next chapter, He's sorta on vacation right now XD
Raditz's Son
Clare-
You took my advice! (Gives a giant choclate bar) Yeah! All
adult saiyans- Remember me? Bulma- Your idea of Vgeeta
cheating on you is now proven correct! (Gives her a tape) You might
want to wait for Trunks to leave the room before watching
that... Everyone exepct Clare- I challenge the strongest of
you to fight me! The losers... die! Who will fight?
Clare: YEY CHOCOLATE! (Eats and goes super hyper and bounces off the walls) I LOVE SUGAR RUSHES!
All adult Saiyan: (Nod and cower away in fear)
Bulma: O.O (Watches tape) VEGETA, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW, IM GONNA BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUTTA YOU!
Vegeta: WHAT, I DON'T THINK SO WOMAN!
Bulma: (Holds up frying pan of doom) DIE!
Vegeta (Squeals then runs)
Everyone but Clare: BRING IT ON! (Fight but lose about 2.4 seconds later and all die)
Clare: ...WHERE MY STARS(Except Chichi) GONE!? (Revives everyone) There!
KovarRacer
Yay!
I'm back...after 70 years or something! lol Goku: (Shows
needle) RUN LIKE THE COWARD YOU ARE! (Stabs with needle) Vegeta:
(Gives Gravity Chamber) Chi-Chi: (Blows up with Rocket
Launcher and stomps on her ashes) That was fun! hehe... Bardock:
You are awesome! (Gives Bardock ability to turn Super Saiyan) I just
felt like doing that! Nappa: (Makes his PL go down to 5)
Weakling! Frieza: Bardock is stronger then you now...but just
in case. (Makes Frieza as weak as Nappa) KILL HIM BARDOCK! Evil
Buu: (Launches Spirit Bomb at) DIE! Thats all for now! Hope
that's enough craziness for now!
Clare: 70 YEARS!? But I'm 14 now! It's only been about...(Counts) Uh...7 months?
Bardock: Yeah...
Clare: YEY IM GOOD AT MATHS!
Goku: ARGH! (Runs but gets stabbed) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ITS LIKE THE BUU SAGA ALL OVER AGAIN...BUT WORSE!
Clare: (Chuckles)
Vegeta: Well at least SOME PEOPLE give me the respect I deserve! (Trains in it)
Chichi: NOOOO! (Dies)
Clare: I'LL HELP NEXT TIME!
Bardock: ALRIGHT! THANKS!
Nappa: Nooo! I'm like the farmer that Raditz killed!
Clare: Except without the shotgun...
Nappa: WAH!
Frieza: WHAT!? (PL goes down to 0.5) NOOOOOOOO!
Bardock: (Raises eyebrow then flicks him away with his finger) Done.
Kid Buu: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Clare: LOL! NEXT!
barryc10
(I
walk in with a Rainbow-colored star) Hi! Clare: Glad to see
you made another one of these! Everyone: This is called a
Rainbow Star. We'll have a tournament, and whoever wins shall recieve
it. This grants the user temporary invincinility, but it's a single
use, so use wisely. The rules are as follows: you can kill, except in
the finals. fall out of bounds, and we start a ten count. If you
aren't i the ring by Ten, you lose. If your knocked out for more than
ten counts, you lose. If your killed in any round except the final,
you lose. Understand? Clare will be the Judge, and shall hold the
prize. Bye!
Clare: HI! Yeah, I was bored and i felt like making one (Grins)
Everyone: (Blink then start beating the shit outta each other) DIE DIE DIE!
Clare: (Blinks as there are only 2 left at the end) ...Oooook, Vegeta and Goku...DAMNIT! THIS IS GOING TO BE HELL!
Vegeta: KAKKAROT, YOUR GOING DOWN!
Goku: In your dreams!
Both: (Fight but the whole place ends up in ashes and both are dead on the floor)
Clare: But...who wins? Ah well...(Looks at star then hugs it) MINE!
Everyone: (Gets revived then gorlw) NEXT!
Neo Flame
(Comes
through portal.) Time for more pwnage! Chichi: Ugly harpy!
(Throws her into a pit.) I wouldn't be there now. (Thunder strikes
into the pit killing Chichi.) And thats why. XD Vegeta: Your
correct title? Um...Veggie-head? (Laughs at his anger.) Nappa:
Aw...LOSER! (Kicks him in the nuts, and rips his head off.) Me: What the hell? Goku:
(Takes out a needle.) It will only hurt for a few seconds. (He
screams and runs.) Coward. Goten: (Gives
cheeseburger.) Frieza: Listen. We all know your a
transvestite. So what are you really, a boy or a girl? (Laughs at his
anger.) Cell: Moron! (Burns him.) Burn loser! Burn! Krillin:
Ow, I'm sorry for that. NOT! Oh, theres a giant spider behind you.
(He looks, and there is nothing.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fell
for it! Gohan: Yes they were! (Pulls a rope out of nowhere and
a lot of pies falls on him.) Pies? What the hell? Clare: Have
a cola. (Gives a cola.) This fic rocks! Kid Buu: (Accidently
steps on him.) Where the hell is he hiding? Hey shorty! Come out!(Kid
Buu groans in pain.) Oh, there you are. Get the hell away from my
foot! (Throws him away.) Thats all from me, this time. (Leaves
through portal.)
-
Mortal
Combat voice: Fatality!
-
Trunks:
Underwear! (Turns him into underwear.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Clare: LOL!
Chichi: I HATE YOU! (Is thrown into a pit) WHAT!? ARGH! Wait...thunder can't kill me though...
Clare: (Blinks) Neo Flame ment lightening!
Chichi: ARGH! (Struck by lightening)
Clare: (Grins)
Vegeta: (Growls) HOW DARE YOU, YOU ARE NOT EVEN WORTHY OR BEING IN MY PRESCENCE!
Clare: Shut up bone-head.
Vegeta: (Growls louder)
Nappa: ARGH! (Falls to knees then dies)
Clare: O.O What? Mortal Combat Voice?
Trunks: (Pouts) I HATE YOU!
Clare: O.O Like father like son...
Goku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Runs and screams)
Goten: Thankies! (Eats)
Frieza: SHUT THE HELL UP, IM A GUY YOU DUMBASS!
Cell: ARGH! IT BURNS!
Clare: (Stifles a laugh as he burns to death and gets deadly glares from all Diehard-deadly-Cell-fangirls) O.O
Krillin: Why are you so mean!? (Turns) WHERE!? What? Grrr!
Gohan: PIES!? What are you on!?
Clare: YEY! (Drinks Cola) THANKS!
Kid Buu: OW! It hurts! (Is thrown across the room) MEAN PERSON!
Clare: (Grins) Well, CYA! NEXT!
The Ultimate Saiyan
All
Saiyans: (Chase Gohan with chopsticks)RICE! Everyone
Else:(Make a Gohan Trap)
All Saiyans: RICE IS YUMMY! (Chase Gohan)
Gohan: IM NOT RICE YOU FOOLS! (Runs but gets caught in a Gohan-trap) ARGH! (Gets picked at by the chopsticks)
Clare: (Sweatdrops) Ooooooook, NEXT! ...And get Gohan out of there, HE AIN'T REAL RICE BECAUSE IF HE WAS THEN HE'D BE EATEN BY NOW! (See's next reviewer) Ah, so you finally reviewed...
empress-seru
(shakes
head) clare WHAT have you gotten urself into now! -smirks- btw, i'm
back -grins-
Clare: -hi5's- i'm working on the story right now
Frieza: hey -evil smirk and blasts him into fat buu-
Fat Buu:
-growls- THAT'S for going soft in the series!
Bardock: -hugs- hi
long time .
Chichi: -sweatdrops and disintigrates her with
Seraphim Slash- bitch
Vegeta: -nods- hey
Trunks: -walks away
mumbling "wanna be player"-
Nappa: -grins- hello
Clare
again: by the way clare...you think i should show these guys
archangel form in the next chappie? to scare them -evil grin-
Cell:
-kisses him- glad ur here
Clare: (Shrugs) You know me...(Is high fived) Excellent
Frieza: (Blinks) Uh Hi..(Blasted into Fat Buu) ARGH!
Fat Buu: HAHA! Jokes on you, Buu no feel anything because Buu Big-boned!
Bardock: (Grins) Hello
Chichi: ARGH! (Is incinerated)
Clare: THANK YOU empress-seru!
Vegeta: Hello Sister, been training recently?
Trunks: O.O Wtf?
Nappa: (Raises an eyebrow) Uh...Hello...
Clare: (Grins) SURE!
Cell: (Smirks and kisses back) Glad to be here, especially when your here with me
Clare: (Shudders) GET A ROOM!
Cell: (Rolls eyes)
Clare: Well, thats all for that chapter! SEE YA NEXT TIME!