Warning! Severe Mush! (Made myself choke on it while typing)
Late Night At Your Room
"This is so unfair." You whined while repeatedly bashing your head on the bed while sitting on you knees on the floor. "Why am I the one who always gets the bad luck?" You kept whining and Ian stood there completely confusled (I meant to put that there!).
Ian then asked the most stupidest question, "What's wrong cutie? I see no reason to be gett'n a concussion. I don't have cooties ya know."
You stood up and an anger vein appeared on your forehead, "I don't know how dim-witted you are, but apparently you seem to miss the obvious. So let me make it clear for you, shouting with the flames in the background while having razor sharp teeth and what not THERE'S ONLY ONE BED!!"
Ian made his trade-mark kitty face, "Hmmm, so there is."
"Ughhh," You tapped your pendant twice and a rip to another dimension appeared in the shape of a six pointed star. Digging through it you pulled out a "handkerchief" and a blanket and pillow.
"I see. You're giving the bed to me. How kind." He said with a kitty grin.
"Wrong," you tapped the portal edge twice and it went back to being you pendant, "This is for you. I get the bed."
"What?! Why!?" Ian whined.
You threw the blanket and pillow to the ground and stuffed the "handkerchief" into your pocket, "Because between you and me, I was the only one who didn't get their ass handed back to them. So stop whining and go to bed."
"Tyrant." Ian muttered as he sulked, sitting on the blanket. You smirked as you laid down to rest, too tired to change.
Time Skip to the middle of the Night
Opening your right eye you saw Ian asleep on the floor. Quietly you get up hoping that he doesn't wake. Creeping over to the window you pull out handkerchief, and open the window. Suddenly you feel a hand on your shoulder, "And where do you think you're going? Eh, cutie?"
An anger vein popped from your forehead and you were ready to punch him. You restrained yourself and calmly said, "I was about to go on a late night stroll, but if you'll keep quiet about me sneaking out and stop calling me cutie, then you can come if you wish." You exhaled a long sigh. This isn't exactly what you had in mind. Looking behind you, you saw Ian pondering whether to go not while wearing his kitty-face. "Are you coming or what?" you asked, your baring the expression of an irritated rock demon type thing (I have no idea what I just typed). He nodded his head. 'I was afraid of that.' Sighing again you threw your handkerchief out the window and jumped out over the window seal. Thinking you're psychotic and committed suicide because he said he wanted to come along, Ian looked out the window to see you sitting on a magic carpet. "Heh, magic carpet. I'm not insane ya' know- wait a minute, perhaps I am. Any how, jump on." In an instant, Ian sitting right beside you. "And off we go!" you shouted pointing in front of you. The carpet then took off at a nice comfortable pace into the night.
It was silent for a while, but Ian was the first to break the eerie calm, "So, why are ya out here in the first place cu- I mean, Asashi?"
You smirked because he restrained himself from calling you cutie. "Well," you started, "Ever since I found this arm, I've always gone out at night on full moons." Letting the wind blow in your hair, you closed your eyes and felt the cool breeze of the night upon your skin. You took a glance at Ian out of the corner of your eye. He noticed you and quickly looked away though. It was dark so you couldn't see him blushing. 'Ok, weird.' Being bored now that you had some company, you tried to start a conversation, "So, why did you agree to come along? Was it because you hoped we could stop and see how Gido was doing, or was it something else?"
He quickly looked away, and asked quietly, "How'd you know about Gido?..."
You grinned really wide and replied, "I used my mind reading arm and saw all of your memories while you were asleep." He frowned a pissed off frown. "Eh, don't worry," you started while lying down with your arms behind your head, "I stayed out of your personal thoughts. Besides, I couldn't read your personal thoughts even if I wanted to. I'd need a magic stone for that." You smiled again almost proud of your self. He groaned and laid on his back too. You stared at the stars and closed your eyes, lost in deep thought.
Ian seemed to notice this, "Hey, don't fall asleep on me! What am I suppose to do when we start falling down to the ground!?"
You calmly spoke in response, "If I was to fall asleep, then the carpet would bring me back to my room of residence, being our room, and when I wake up I'd find myself in my room. So don't worry... sigh I wonder how the rest of my family is doing?"
Ian sat up in surprise, "Wait a minute, I thought you said you lost your memory?!"
You smirked and said, "I did. But that doesn't mean I don't care about them. I just don't know them. Besides, you have no right to be ask'n those kinds of questions without telling something about your self."
He shrugged and laid back down. Ian seemed to be in deep thought as he looked towards the sky. You looked over at him from the corner of your right eye. Damn... He's hot... Now, I need to slap myself. You were snapped out of your thoughts by talking, "I like sake, having fun, and fights that are exciting. My first goal is now to kill Ginta. My second goal is to become Knight Class with Gido beside me, and my third goal is- Well, that's all you're getting out of me." He then gave you a genuine smile, not one of his grins (there is a difference!).
"Hmph, I suppose for four facts, I'm to give you four facts 'bout myself, neh? Well, first, I'm girl, I'm 19, my hair isn't dyed, and I really hate Phantom." You ended with a big smile hoping that he would buy it. Unfortunately, he didn't.
"How about something that isn't obvious..."
"Eheh, err, Okay. Then I guess I'll start by saying that I'm honestly not at the best of my abilities because I can't crack the damn code for my stupid Arms, I've visited Luberia and joined the thief guild three years ago. Umm, I train every day, and I have a feeling that, soon in time, I will see some one very dear to me." The wind was softly blowing as the carpet traveled across the night sky. The moon crept out from behind a cloud and gracefully laced the night in its glow. With a sudden urge to stand, you raised to feet with Ian curiously watching you while still lounging on his back. Sighing you spoke to yourself out loud, "I love the night. There's not a care in the world for me. mumbles And more importantly, no Phantom..." Then you spoke again, just this time looking at Ian directly, "Hey, I have and idea." You plopped down on your butt again.
Ian looked a little uncertain and confused, "And what would that be?"
"Star gazing!" He looked at you with that "WTF" face. You merely fell backwards into a laying on your back position. (And yes, I know that her standing up was 100 pointless. She does a lot of pointless things. Now, Here comes the cheesy supreme. I just don't know how to end it any other way so bare wif meh.)
Eventually, after staring at the stars and having some chit-chat exchanges, you both fell asleep on the way back to your room.
In The Morning
(this where the humor begins)
Cracking your eyes open to the sun's glare in your eyes, you noted that you were back in the castles room. II don't wanna get up!/I So, in defiance of raising for the the day, you wiggled back down into the comfyness of the warm heated bed... Wait a minute... Phantom too much of an asshole to give a nice heated bed... And I don't recall kicking Ian off of the carpet, so then that means... You turned your head to see that you were laying on Ian's chest and his arm was around your waist. You jumped out of bed faster than the rate your nose hairs would have curled from smelling Phantom's socks(which aren't pretty. Believe me). Normally you would have screamed by now, but you didn't want Ian to get a big head about the incident. So you left the room quietly with a single thought lingering in your mind. Damn, he's also hot when he sleeps! And I need to slap myself twice for that! Which you did as you rounded the corner and came face to face with Phantom. I tell ya, if looks could kill then he'd be dead 1million times over with the glare you were giving him.
"Have a nice sleep, Asashi-kun?" He asked while smiling.
That made you want to slap him silly, but you knew better than to commit suicide like that. With fists clenched and the urge to punch his lights out, as calmly as you could you said, "Best not to remember things you don't need to know."
He smiled that all-knowing-asshole smile of his, "Wouldn't you know about that."
You glared daggers at him, "I wish you into an eternal hell of pain and suffering."
He smiled even more, "Same for you. Oh, and you best not let Candice hear you or you might die. I might also get tired of hearing you talk like that towards me. I suggest you learn how to hold your tongue." Then he walked past you and down the corridor. Coniving Bastard "I heard that." Being pretty freaked out, you dashed off to where you thought the kitchen was. Why? Because you wanted to cook for an unknown reason. Luckily for you, you were right on where to go and saw no sign of Phantom or Peta. Taking a quick turn, you slide into the kitchen slam into a counter.
"Owwwwww," you whine as you rub you head. Getting up, you finally realize how large the kitchen really is. Now, think basketball court size with an island counter in the center and all of the appliances1 and counter sections lining the walls. "Holy shit! This is bigger than my room! Come to think of it, I bet even the bathrooms are bigger than my room..." Shrugging your thoughts off, you walked over to the fridge and started rummaging through it. To you surprise, everything was eat-able. So guess what you started making? Nice guess, but I'm not telling. Any who, back to teh story! With your back turned to the door, you didn't notice someone walk in behind you until they were right be hind you.
"What are you doing?" Halloween asked with suspicious tone.
"Errrrrr, nothing?" you replied with sweat drops going down your face.
"I don't buy it."
"Damn. But you're still going to have to wait and see." Halloween gave you a look like -.-. And off you went continuing your concoction of doom with him watching you not a foot away. You stepped into his line of view so he couldn't see as you finished it up and placed it into the oven. Then you stood in front of the oven til it beeped so he still couldn't see.
"Child, you're going through a lot of trouble for something that is clearly pointless."
"I know." You proceeded to take your dish of "poison" out of the oven. Then you carried it over to the counter and gave him a clear view of what it was... insert Jaws theme
An apple pie.
You cut it into eight slices, put one on a plate then put the plate in front of Halloween.
"What do you expect me to do with this?"
You put on a pouting face, "Aniki-san, you're suppose to eat it of course!"
Halloween was like o.o , "oh my."
1 Okay, all of the appliances are basic things like wood/metal boxes with magic power so that they work like our stuff works. Hey! It was last minute so don't blame me! I type all of my stories as I go along when I was making this one, until chapter 7 or 8 anyway.