Season's greetings everyone, it's been busy around here so I am a bit late in posting. I would like to thank everyone who has been reading and especially Urias for the review; I hope you enjoy this latest installment.

A/N I do not own iCarly now or in perpetuity, but I do own a Atari 2600.

iFindLuv

Carly and Sam helped the girl Freddie knocked down into, to a seat by the elevator. Still a little shaken by the accident, she was still gathering her wits. Freddie was still lying on the floor semi-conscious, surrounded by clothes from the girl's suitcase. The girls were transfixed by the necklace the newcomer was wearing, thinking back to what the old gypsy woman had said.

Carly asked the girl "are you ok, you took a nasty fall."

The girl went to speak then her eyes grew as big as saucers, and her mouth dropped open."Your Carly and Sam" she gasped

"Guilty" said Sam

"Ditto" Said Carly, "And what's your name?"

"My name is Lisa, my dad and I are just moving in" She looked down at Freddie. "Is that Freddie? Wow he is a lot more handsome in person" After saying that she slapped her hands over her mouth and her face turned

beet red.

Sam chided in "This chick musta hit her head hard, she's got brain damage!"

Upon hearing that, it seemed to bring Freddie around. "Who said that?" he wondered, was it Carly? She thinks I'm handsome? He slowly sat up rubbing his head looking around trying to find where voices were coming from. "What happened" he thought, "The last thing I remember is Sam was hitting me with oranges, I was running than hit something." He slowly sat up, his head was still swimming. Looking toward the voices rubbing his eyes, they were slowly coming into focus. His eyes caught the glint of something shiny; it was fuzzy but becoming clearer. A shiver went through him when he saw what it said …LUV..." Don't freak out man don't freak out" he thought "I must of hit my head and I'm…seeing things." Just then he felt someone grab him under his arms, and jerk him to his feet.

"Get up nub." Sam said pulling him up, " Youse got some poligings to do."

Freddie tore himself away from her and turned around to face her. "Why should I apologize to you demon, you're the one who started it!"

"Not to me idiot, to her for running her down." Sam said pointing to Lisa.

Freddie looked around and saw Lisa sitting on the bench besides Carly. His eyes were drawn first to her pennant, and then he gazed into her face. What he saw big round glasses and staring through them were the prettiest green eyes he had ever seen. As his gaze drew back he noticed she had such a warm smile, a petite little nose, and a heart shaped face framed by blond hair done up in a pageboy cut. He tried to speak but he just stood there with his mouth hanging open.

Sam slapped him on the shoulder, "Say something"

Freddie held out his hand "I am sorry I knocked you down, my name is Breddie Fenson, er Fenny Bedson, that is uh umm…"

Lisa took his hand then looked shyly away, "I know who you are... your Freddie from iCarly. I watch you guys all the time. I just can't believe I am actually meeting you." She took a quick glance at him. "Oh by the way you seem to have something on your head."

Sam looked at Freddie and started laughing, and pulled out her phone and started taking a video. "This is going on the next show" Sam said with tears streaming down her face. Carly was biting her lips trying not to laugh, but it was soooo funny.

Freddie reached up and felt the top of his head, something was stuck to the top of there, and it felt smooth and silky. He pealed it off the top of his head; you could hear the crackle of the static electricity. As he held the object out in front of him, it took a second for the realization to hit, he was holding her underwear." No no no no no!" he thought "Could this possibly get any worse?"

Then Sam said in a southern accent while trying to keep a straight face "Keep your filthy paws off her silky drawers" Then the three girls broke out with hysterical laughter.

Freddie just cringed, "Just shoot me." He thought, than the elevator doors opened and a man walked out.

"Lisa" he asked "Why are your clothes scattered all over the floor, and why is that young man holding you underpants?"

Freddie looked at Carly and Sam for support. Carly had the biggest smile he had seen, and Sam was on the verge of having a convulsion because she was laughing so hard.

"Daddy" Lisa spoke "I dropped my suitcase and they were helping me pick up my things."

"Very well" he said "get your things together and get to the apartment it is getting late. A girl your age needs her rest. And you young man, you don't need to be waving my daughters undergarments around like a flag it's very disrespectful." With that he headed off to their apartment.

The four of them picked up Lisa's clothes, and helped her put them back in her suitcase.

"You will have to excuse my Dad; he gets a little over protective at times. But he means well" said Lisa. "It was great meeting you all; I hope we can get together sometime. I live in apartment 8-E"

Carly spoke up "that's just around the corner from us; I live in 8-C and Freddie lives in 8-D. By the way I noticed you necklace, it's very pretty. Does it stand for something?"

"Thank you" Lisa replied "it was a gift from my mother; it's my initials Lisa Uma Volgelmeir. Well I need to get going or my dad is going to send out the marines. It was so cool meeting everyone, and Freddie I am sorry my dad gave you a hard time don't let him get to you he is really a pussycat." She gave his hand a quick squeeze, giggled and ran off.

"Now that was some real weird chiz" Sam said as they watched Lisa disappear around the corner. "How do you suppose that old hag knew this was going to happen?"

"Like I told you before, she probably did research on us. You know watched our show, read our blogs. Who knows, she might have been spying on us, I would just like to know what her angle is?" said Freddie.

Carly spoke up. "I'm not sure what she's after, but if I get a goat you both are welcome to it."

They went back to the Shays apartment, grabbed some peppy cola and sat down to watch some flicks. After a while Sam zonked out, Carly and Freddie was starting to nod off.

Sam started to dream. She was watching TV and every channel had Gibby dancing shirtless. This mad her so mad, "man what is that shirtless potato even doing on TV? She decided to go down to the TV station and take care of things. "I'll show them what real talent is!" But when she tried to get up she couldn't, she felt so tired and weak. Gibby stopped dancing looked at her and spoke "You know Sam if you ate your vegetables you would have plenty of energy. I may be a shirtless potato, but I eat all of my vegetables and I can dance…all… night…. long" Now Gibby was dancing with all sorts of vegetables. "Come join us Sam" they were singing.

Things started to change. Now she was at some sort of meeting, Larry the cucumber from Veggie Tales was speaking. "For so long we vegetables have played second fiddle, we are only considered a side dish at best, we have been feed to the family pet, we have been hidden under plates and in napkins and thrown away, we are left to mold in the crisper drawer of the refrigerator. We are considered second class food, well my fellow vegetables I say NO MORE NO MORE will parents have to use threats and punishments to get kids to eat us. The future begins today; we have one here that will lead us to victory, one that will lead us to the top of the food groups, that one is Sammy Squash." All the other vegetables took up the chant, Sammy…Sammy….Sammy. A mirror appeared before Sam, and to her shock she was a squash.

She awoke with a start, "Whoa mamas gota lay off that corn nog." She looked over and saw Carly and Freddie sacked out. She thought about writing something on Freddie's' head, but that would require some effort, and effort was just too much work so she just laid her head back down and went back to sleep.

Now it was Cary's turn to experience REM sleep. In her dream she was in the Swiss Alps, She was dressed up like the girl she had seen in that Heidi movie, right down to having her hair in braids. She was running thru a meadow yodeling and playing her ukulele. She came to place where there was a blanket on the ground with a picnic lunch spread out on it. There was goat cheese, goat milk, goat curd, and all other manner of goat based foods. As she sat down to eat then a trip of goats started to gather around her. A she looked at them she noticed they had the faces of her friends; they started crowding her, pressing in on her. Feed us they bleated, wash us comb our fur, clean our hoofs, polish our horns. Closer and closer they came they closed in on her, squeezing in, encompassing her, burying her. It was her worst fear come true, Taphekatsikaphobia the fear of being alive under goats. She woke up in a cold sweat, she could still feel the goats crowded around her, I need a shower, a nice long shower she grabbed a chair and headed to her bathroom.

When Carly got up it woke Freddie up for a second, then he fell back asleep and started dreaming. He was in the Ridgeway high gym and he was graduating. Principal Franklin made the announcement that there class had officially graduated and it was time to move the tassels from right to left on their mortarboards. When he reached up to move his tassel it wasn't there, in fact his cap wasn't there either. What he did feel was something soft and silky, suddenly the gym went quiet, everyone was pointing at Freddie and started laughing, and shouting "He has underwear on his head."

The scene shifted, he was now on a stage in a large auditorium. Freddie was getting a Nobel peace prize for inventing a chip that would block images of Gibby dancing shirtless that would work on any device. As he stepped out to accept his award he felt a chill, as he looked down he realized all he had on was woman's underwear. His mother jumped up in the audience and yelled out "Freddie how could you do such a thing? I guess it's time to divulge the family secret." She shouted out "I am not your mother" ripping the wig off her head "Freddie I am…your father… and you are my daughter."

The scene shifted again, now he was in a Church, wearing a wedding dress, and dressed in a tuxedo was Gibby who was his groom. Spencer was the maid of honor, and Guppy was the best man. Gibby looked Freddie and took his hand "Freddie I have searched the world over looking for true love, I have had supermodels and celebrities throw themselves at me, but who would of believed I would find it right here at home. Now we will be married and have two children Fluffley, and Peeta." Gibby then slipped a ring on Freddie's finger.

The minister (who was Gibbys Grandfather), spoke "If there are any here who oppose this union speak now or forever hold their peace" Freddie saw Sam holding her hand over Carlys mouth as she tried to object. He continued on "By the powers invested in me by the state of confusion I now pronounce you husband and bean soup, you may now taste your soup."

Guppy shouted out "Happy Birthday" and threw confetti.

Freddie shouted out "I don't want to marry Gibby…I don't want to have his children!" He was abruptly woke up by a sharp kick from Sam

"Shut up nub, no one wants to marry Gibby or have his children, now don't wake mama up again or I am going to pound you!"

Sam dozed back to sleep, Freddie notice Carly was gone. He realized there was something he needed to ask her, so he went looking for her. He knocked on her bedroom door. "Carly I really need to ask you something. Can I come in?"

Carly was sitting at her dressing table. "Oh no" she thought. "I had a feeling he might be up to something tonight. Why can't he just take no for an answer, It is getting harder and harder to let him down gently. This is it, I am just going to tell him the only thing we can be is just friends, if he can't accept that then we can't be even be that." She answered him in an annoyed tone "Come in, what do you want to ask?"

"I was thinking would you" he stammered, and then paused ".…um….mind if I invited Lisa to the next web show?"

Now this had really caught Carly off guard. She stood up turned around and looked at Freddie and almost shouted "What!"

Freddie jumped back. He had not expected that kind of reaction. "well I was thinking" he stammered "I just wanted to let her to know how bad I feel for knocking her down, and I think this would be a great way of making it up to her."

Carly just looked at him with a blank expression on her face. She had not been expecting this. For as long as she knew, Freddie had always followed after her like a puppy. Peering thru the peephole in his door just waiting for her to come home. As far as he was concerned the Sun rose and set with her. He had gone out with other girls, but she knew all she had to do was snap her fingers and Freddie would come running. Now it seemed he was interested in someone else. To her surprise it didn't bring her the relief she thought it would, in fact she felt a little resentment, even a little jealousy.

Freddie saw the look on her face. "I guess it's a dumb idea, she probably thinks I am a big perverted dork."

"No Freddie" Carly spoke, "I think it's a good idea. In fact if you want I will go with you when you ask her." What she thought was, I think you really like her, and I saw the way she squeezed your hand when she said goodbye I think she likes you too.

"Really?" He asked.

"Really!" She answered. "Now get out and let me get dressed we are meeting Spencer out front in an hour to out for some pie at Galini's"

Freddie grinned from ear to ear, "Thanks Carly you're a good friend. I better go get ready myself. See you in a bit"

Carly shouted at him as he ran out the door, "Wake Sam up"

Freddie shouted back, "Not on your life, she will pound me if I do"

It took some doing to get Sam up, but they finely got her ready and went out front of the Bushwell Plaza to wait for Spencer. They watched as a Hummer limo pulled up, and out hopped Gibby.

"Thanks for everything" Gibby said "this was the best night of my life"

David Hasselhoff leaned out a window "No, thank you Gibby you really rocked the show. Are you sure you don't want to go on tour with me?"

"I would love to, but I got a lot going on, School, homework, iCarly, and there is that "Saved by the Bell" marathon coming up" Gibby replied.

"Well my loss" said the Hoff "We will have to do a project together sometime. Now don't forget about my birthday bash, I'll e-mail you a reminder."

"Will do Dave" Gibby said as the limo pulled off. It seemed like a half dozen super models were waving to him from the open sunroof. "Bye" they shouted "text us."

Sam, Carly, and Freddie just stood in awe. "What is there about you that only hot chicks and celebrities' see" Sam lamented.

He simply replied "Gibby, now let's get us some pie"

I hope you enjoyed this installment, and if you would be so kind as to leave a review or comment. So stay tuned for our next action packed episode, has Freddie found LUV, what are Carlys real feelings for Freddie, will Sam lead the vegetable revolution, Will Spencer ever show up to take the gang out for pie, and what will Gibby and the Hoff be up to next, these and other questions may or may not be answered it the next installment on iFindLuv.