A/N: How are you all? Have you been doing good? I'm doing good. But you don't care about me! Let's get on with the story (While go cry in a corner)!
PS: I don't own anything except for horrible parodies.
JJ was just getting home. He didn't even make one hit the entire game. And yet for some reason, people still loved him. He was being driven home by Tony in his Gremlin (Yes, people in 2010 still drive Gremlins).
"Thanks for the ride, Tony" JJ said, pulling his bag out of the car.
"No problem Mr. Jordans! Remember, if you need anything, feel free to call!" Tony yelled out of his car.
"Sure, ok."
"Anything!"
"Sure!"
"Anything!"
"OK!"
"Any…
"Goodbye, Tony!"
He drove off as JJ was about to walk in the house. But suddenly, JJ turned around. He heard a loud barking from that direction. Suddenly, his bulldog Bruiser ran out of his doghouse and was aiming for JJ.
"Bruiser, no, wait, stop!" But Bruiser didn't process the command and tackled his owner to the ground.
"GAH! BRUISER, HA HA! GET OFF BOY! IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO!" JJ was used to Bruiser doing this everyday.
"Bruiser, no!" said a lady who came out of a car. She pulled Bruiser off of JJ and led him away. Then his wife, Yolanda, came out of a van that she used to transport her son's baseball team.
"Hey baby!" She said, kissing her husband.
"Hey" he said. Then their son, Jamie, came out the van. He looked upset. His little sister, Toni, walked out after him.
"Hey Jamie, what's up?" JJ asked.
"Nothing." He walked into the house and slammed the door.
"Jamie struck out the whole game!" Toni said happily as she ran into the house.
"Hmm." JJ went into the house.
A few hours minutes later, the kids are looking at television; more specifically, the news. A report was being broadcast about Jayson's horrible game today. JJ walked into the room and saw what they were looking at.
"Whoa! Whoa! Hey, you guys don't need to be looking at this!" JJ grabbed the remote and immediately changed it to another cartoon.
"Ah look, Pokemon. Watch this. I choose you!" he said childishly as he walked out the room.
The kids looked at the long running Anime. It was just a normal Diamond and Pearl episode: Ash, Brock, Dawn, and Pikachu meet someone new; Team Rocket tries to steal something; and Ash and co., along with a new friend, try to stop them.
"You can't stop us, twerps!" Jessie yelled out. They had Pikachu in a net, and Carnivine and Seviper were poised to attack.
"You'll never get away with this, Team Rocket!" Dawn yelled out.
"Yeah, it's over!" Brock added.
Ash then told Pikachu to finish them off.
"Pikachu, Thunder…"
But he was cut off by an unnatural appearance that confused the kids.
"Wait! Wait! Stop everything!" said a girl with orange hair and a Japanese school uniform. Her name was Orihime.
"Who's that?" Toni asked.
"That's Orihime! She's from Bleach!"
"AAAW! Daddy said you can't watch that! It got cussin!"
"So! Dad don't know!"
"What is it, Orihime!" Dawn was asking.
"It's important! We need to get down to the meeting hall!" She said, out of breath.
"Well we better go!" Brock said.
"Yeah! Lead the way, Orihime!" Ash said.
"Pika Pika!" Pikachu also chimed in. They ran off to the meeting hall. Team Rocket just stood there.
"Wow, it must seem serious!" Jesse said.
"Yeah" James said.
"Well let's follow the twerps and go!" Meowth said.
"HEY HEY, LET'S GOOOO!" They said, but they stopped dead in their tracks when they realized what they did.
"Did we just step in our own mine trap?" Meowth asked with dread.
"Yep" Jesse and James said, scared for their lives.
*BOOM!*
Team Rocket flew into the sky while saying their famous line.
"TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" They flew into the sky, and the last seen of them on the TV was a twinkling in the sky.
"Where'd they go?" Toni said.
"I don't now" her brother said confused.
In Anime World, Team Rocket was crashing down to the Meeting Hall. They crashed through the roof and fell to the ground. Their pain continued as a boy stepped on them trying to get through. He had a reddish-brown hair with Goggles. He was in swimming trunks, signifying that he was swimming recently. His name was Davis Motomiya.
"Hey, what's going on!" he said. "I was in the pool!"
"Yeah, with your naked cut-out of Kari!" Kenji Harima (School Rumble) yelled out, causing the whole room to erupt in laughter.
"Shut up, you delinquint!" Davis retorted.
"Yeah! You don't know who you're talking to!" his Digimon, Veemon agreed.
"Ok everyone, be quiet" Naruto tried to get everyone to be quiet. But they still kept on talking.
"Come on, guys!" Naruto kept trying, but they still wouldn't listen. Suddenly…
*BANG!*
A loud gunshot rang out that caused everyone to shut up. Genjo Sanzo (Saiyuki Reload) lowered his pistol and looked at everyone with a serious demeanor.
"Everybody, shut…the hell…up" Sanzo sat back down as everyone did as he said.
Naruto, who was on the stage wrapped in chains literally from head to toe, started his speech.
"Now, I have called you all here because, well, we're being invaded by aliens that want to capture us and take us to outer space. Tell them more, hunchback!" Naruto said, giving the stand to Crocker. Crocker cleared his throat.
"You…all will come with us!"
"Yeah! And you'll be our slaves!" Gary said.
"No foolin'!" Francis added. The anime characters just looked at each other with expressionless faces.
"Wow" Ichigo said. "Ok then. Just let me get my suitcase."
"Grrrr, ok. But make it quick!" Crocker commanded.
"Ok then. I just need my clothes, my toothpaste. Um, Ranma, have you seen my hat? Oh wow, so much to do. Hey, Inuyasha, have you seen my gloves?"
Inuyasha replied, "Oh yeah, I remember; they're right next to the WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!"
Suddenly, the whole room, minus the aliens and Naruto, erupted into laughter. Everyone was tearing up from just laughing at the thought of those little guys conquering them.
"OH, MAN!" Davis, who was in his regular blue jacket with flames and pants, was bouncing around laughing. "OOOH, NO! DON'T HURT US! PLEASE!"
"Man!", Renton (Eureka 7) started, "Your so funny, your making, HA HA HA, Eureka laugh! She barely ever laughs!" True, even Eureka laughing uncontrollably.
"In case you haven't noticed, we're ANIME characters!" said Vash the Stampede (Trigun). "This isn't Looney Tunes, we don't just go through black holes in the ground, pop our eyes out, or spin our legs (Even though we can do that). We have Chakra, Ki, Spirit Energy, Digital and Pocket Monsters! We even have ridiculously huge guns!" he said, pointing to Sera (Hellsing)
"I need them for emergencies" she retorted.
"No; you need them to overkill humans and Nazis" Vash replied.
"All right! Let me deal with 'em!" Veemon said, getting on the stage and balling his fists up. "I'll knock you out of this World!"
Crocker laughed maniacally.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
"What's your problem!" Veemon asked angrily.
"Ok then. Knock us out! But before you do, I must tell you something. You see, Jorgen here used magic to put a power negating force field around your around. So in words you lug-heads can understand; you cant use any of your abilities! You can't:
Fly
Use Chakra
Use Ki
Be immortal (I'm looking at you, Alucard!)
Evolve
Digivolve
Digi Armor Ener…gize
Shoot ridiculously large guns
Warp Reality to your will
Work your Mechas
Pull random gadgets from your pouch
Be a Boy Android with no shirt or pants
Stretch your limbs to unimaginable lengths
Conjure up shadow animals
Use magical nose hairs
Use spinning tops, magnetic marbles, shooting beads, and cards as weapons
And especially…
NO MAGICAL GIRLS!
Veemon then looked at them in shock and started to whimper.
"So…"
"Yeah", said Crocker, "Your done".
*ZAP!*
Crocker blasted Veemon with his blaster, reducing him to an unrecognizable crisp. The aliens then pointed their blasters at the Anime crowd.
"Who's next?" Crocker said menacingly. Every Anime then tried out their powers. They didn't work, and they immediately raised their hands in defeat.
"Now wait one minute!" Naruto said, effortlessly escaping from the chains he was wrapped in. "Now you can't just capture us. You have to give us a fighting chance!"
"Why!" Anti-Cosmo asked.
"Well…" Naruto then pulled out a book entitled "How to Draw Your Own Manga" (With Goku on the cover), and started to scribble something down. He then showed them the rule (written down on a poorly placed Sticky Note), "All invaders must give the invadees a chance to fight back".
"See!" Naruto said. The DimmAliens, not that bright, just listened.
"Fine! You get one shot!" Crocker said.
"Then, I'll crush your puny, Anime bones!" Jorgen exclaimed.
"Thanks! Give us a minute!" Naruto said.
"ALL RIGHT, FOLKS!", Naruto, who was now wearing a Japanese WWII Kamikaze Uniform with the Japanese Flag flying behind him, said, "We must beat back the invaders! We may not have powers, and we may not have the slightest idea of what we're doing, but if you have any ideas, please…!"
"I have an idea!" Shippo (Inuyasha) said.
Naruto sighed, "Yes, Sergeant Shippo?"
"How about we talk to them?"
"Dumb idea, next!"
Inuyasha was next. "Let's fight 'em!"
"We don't have powers, next!"
"Maybe we could have a knitting contest!" Mikuru (Haruhi Suzumiya)
"STUPID!" Haruhi yells out. "Let's have an alien sighting contest! The first person to find an alien WINS!"
"That would work, Haruhi", Naruto started, "but then…MOST OF THE ANIME IN THIS WORLD ARE ALIENS, YA DINGBAT! NEXT!"
"Let's fight 'em!" Ichigo (Bleach) suggested.
"Once again, we don't have powers. Next!"
"A music contest!" Yui Hiragana (K-On) said.
"Ridiculous! Next!"
"Let's have a dance contest!" Konata Izumi (Lucky Star) suggested.
"Haruhi dances better than you, NEXT!"
"WHAT!" Konata said, fainting in the process.
"Let's fight 'em!" Luffy (One Piece) suggested.
"NO! AND THE NEXT PERSON THAT SUGGESTS FIGHTING WILL GET A KUNAI STUCK UP THEIR ASS!" Naruto was red with steam coming out of his ears. Then Inuyasha, Ichigo, and Luffy raised their hands.
"PUT 'EM DOWN!"
"Fight 'em?" Zolo (One Piece) said out of hand.
"!"
(One calm down later)
"Ok, now let's try to understand the enemy. What are they?" Naruto asked.
"Well…" Davis started, "They're short, have stubby limbs…" Davis said, contorting his body to match the description.
"They're aliens!" Haruhi said.
"They have lasers" Renton said.
"They're aliens!" Haruhi mentioned again.
"They want to take us to their home planet and use us as entertainment" Shikamaru (Naruto) said.
"They're al…"
"Shut it, Haruhi!" Naruto said. "Ok, let's work with their height. What can we do right now…EXCEPT FIGHT…that they can't do?"
"I got it!" Meowth said. "How about, we wait for the twerp to leave…", he started when a flashback started up, "…then, we sneak up on 'em, and STEAL THAT PIKACHU!" Meowth started to drool and foam at the mouth. Every Anime in that board room just stared at him.
"Hey, I'm right here!" Ash said.
"Pika Pika!" Pikachu squeaked angrily.
"Not now, Meow-Meow" Naruto said.
"Come on, guys? Any ideas! What can tall people do that short people can't do!"
"Grab jars from tall shelves?" Luffy asked.
"No, something, active?" The Animes were thinking long and hard, when finally…
"A-HA!" Naruto said. He told his team the plan, and they all grinned devilishly.
In the main room, Naruto and the gang finally told the DimmAliens the plan.
"We challenge you to a game of Basketball!"
"AWESOME!" Crocker said.
"SWEET" Francis exclaimed. All of the aliens were cheering the choice, but a few seconds later, they were confused.
"What's basketball?" They all asked in unison.
"Time for a film!" Naruto said.
They were in a theater as the film counted down. Krillin (Dragon Ball Z) was trying to get through the aisle, but was blocking Vegeta's (Dragon Ball Z) view in the process.
"Excuse me, pardon me!"
"HEY, DOWN IN FRONT!" Vegeta beaned Krillin with his Popcorn bucket, and Krillin crashed to the ground as the film started.
(I won't go into great detail about the film, but if you've seen the actual Space Jam, you'll know what the basis of it is.)
The aliens were engrossed in the movie. They paid attention to the film as it explained the rules of the movie. And they especially paid attention when it mentioned that Professional Basketball Players play in the NBA.
"Well then", Crocker started, "how about we pay these 'NBA Players' a visit boys!" Crocker said, as him and the other DimmAliens laughed maniacally.
"HEY, SHUT UP!" Vegeta yelled out.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed this! Do you like the name "DimmAliens? If you have any Animes you want to suggest, feel free to. Thanks for reading, and please review!