Neko-chan: Okay, just so we all know, I've been very bipolar lately for no reason what so ever. It's not even that time of the month.

Amu: What time of the month?

Neko-chan: … *opens mouth to say something, then closes it again and shakes head*

Amu: *dumbfounded*


Neko-chan: Anyways, I am probably going to start deleting the option of people with out accounts to review, considering the most hateful things are coming from them.


If you are one of my kind reviewers who doesn't have an account, please get one! It only takes a few minutes, and I don't want to loose your opinions just because of the rude ones, but I can't tolerate getting hateful messages when I can't send hateful messages in response without going through the trouble of posting it on the entire story. You don't have to make stories to own an account, if that's what's holding you back!

Neko-chan: Kk. So now that that's covered, let's go on to the story…

WAIT!!! One more thing. I don't know what day it is in this story, and I'm too lazy to check. -,- Today is officially Saturday. If I'm skipping days, we'll just say everyone fell into a coma during that time. The entire reason there was never a dance in the first… book/part thingy was because my days took too long.

Chapter 3


Warning: Chapter is kind of random/confusing. Contains lots of Miru, humor, and probably quite a bit of OOC-ness.

Amu's POV

My eyes lazily drifted open. For the first time in months, I think it was, I just the experienced the closest thing to normal sleep possible without it being completely normal. No dreams. No charas leaving me forever. No suicide. No tears.

Too many confusing thoughts beforehand, though.

I sighed, and then perked up a bit as I realized for the first time the slight rasping on my balcony. Did Ikuto manage to do a chara change? I asked myself, completely puzzled. "Come in," I called, getting off on the other side of the bed. The door remained closed and the rasping continued. I sighed.

"Come in!" I called a little bit louder as I walked over to wake up my charas. Still, he remained outside, and the knocking became annoying.

"Ikuto, did you suddenly become deaf or wha-" I turned around to give him a sarcastic remark, but was cut off with surprise as I saw a meowing Kiki, unable to be heard because of the thick glass door.

I gasped. "Kiki! I completely forgot about yo- I mean, where have you been!" I wondered if she realized I forgot about her?

Apparently so, considering the dark look she gave me, accompanied by a low growl. (Ikuto: Neko-chan completely forgot, too. Neko-chan: Hey! You weren't supposed to tell anyone that!)

I sweat-dropped. She acts way too human sometimes…I thought to myself, momentarily forgetting that that in itself wasn't possible anymore.

Hey! Cats outsmart humans almost all the time! Aitora grunted in the back of my head. Since when is acting smart the definition of being human?!

My life is so jacked up. I have a pissed off miniature cat person yelling at me inside my head that is normally invisible to most people. No wonder the therapist was here a while back.

Aitora, I didn't mean it that way-

Yes! You! Did! She put emphasis on each individual word. I sweat-dropped.

Okay! Fine! But it's still weird when a cat understands human spea-

How?! Humans have the ability to learn language! Just because cat's don't always feel like responding and don't have the right body formation to speak languages like yours doesn't mean they can't learn to understand It, too!

I sighed. Inside, I could hear my other charas do the same. Kiki meowed up at me. "Kiki, what would you do if I told you I had a pissed of cat person inside my head yelling at me because I thought you acted human.

To my surprise, she leaned backwards and flicked her ears for a second, then let out a sort of meow/purr, making it sound similar to a human laugh.

See. Aitora gloated. I opened my mouth to say something, and then shut it again, knowing it would be useless to say anything.

"Amuuuu!!! Ikuto's heeeere!" my mom called from downstairs as a door closed.

"'Kay! Have him come up here!" I called back. Who knows what Ikuto's reaction would be when I told him this?

He opened the door, and I began to walk over to greet him, and then hell started.

Cursed miniature pissed cat people. In the mirror, I could barely see my normally golden eyes turn dark emerald green, and the tiger ears and tail popped out.

"Ikuto-kooooi! Amu's being mean by calling kitties stupid!" she wined in a childish voice.

Aitora! WHAT THE HELL! I yelled at her. She bluntly ignored me. Anyways, why was she calling Ikuto, Ikuto-'koi'? Last time I checked, he was my boyfriend!

Shut up. I was one who was born from your love desire since you were obviously too retarded to notice it without me, so he belongs to me too. I took it like a slap in the face.

Since when was that the case here?!?! I argued mentally.

Ikuto, unable to hear our little chat inside, gave Aitora/me a confused look, and then sighed.

"Aitora? Um… could you give Amu her body ba-" And then, Ikuto's normally dark indigo eyes that seemed to be purple at times turned a bright blue (Okay, so I've just watched an amv, and I'm not sure what his real eye color is now. *cries* So if it's not right, please inform me), and his own blue cat ears and tail popped out.

"What –nya? How could you Amu?!" Ikuto/Yoru yelled at me. Okay… even I had to admit… it was odd to hear Ikuto talk like that…. And kinda funny.

"She was talking about how it was weird when Kiki acted smart, and apparently you can only act smart when you're human!" Aitora cried with my voice. Hey! I yelled back, and was once again ignored.

"Amu!" Yoru/Ikuto cried, looking devastated. I could imagine myself sweat-dropping right now with amazing ease. "You traitor! What about me and Aitora? Do you think we're stupid, too?"

"Yoru, I never meant tha-" My little bit of freedom to talk that Aitora granted me was cut short.

"She never meant it that way - desu!" Once again, my eyes changed colors, this time from emerald green to a light faded version of the same green, and the tiger ears vanished with a little *plop!*

Suu! Even you? I asked, feeling betrayed by my charas. This was way too much of an invasion of personal space.

Gomenasai, Amu-chan! She replied sweetly.

"You would say that! You aren't part cat – nya!" Yoru/Ikuto snorted, folding his/their arms. (This is getting confusing. Lol)

My eyes turned dark green once more, and the tiger ears returned. "Suu! This is our conversation!" Aitora yelled, pointing at my body in the mirror. I sighed in my own little mental world, unable to sigh realistically. My life is so complicated.

"What the heck!" My eyes turned bright blue now, and the tiger ears disappeared. "I deserve to talk to since I'm the one who l-… nevermind," she cut off, making us all look to the ground with her.

I wonder what Ikuto's telling Yoru while he's trapped? Wait… what were you going to say? I asked Miki, growing slightly curious.

N-nothing… she stuttered. Then Aitora took over again and my body adjusted as usual.

"Aww! No! Miki! This is your chance!" she squealed with my voice once more. How did this chara suit me again??

DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT OUT LOUD? Miki screamed at Aitora. "Huh?" Your tilted Ikuto's head. (Geeze. I hope you all can still follow this. -.-)

Aitora gave a mental push to give Miki control over my body. (I'm not going to say the eye changing each time anymore. It's boring and repetitive.)

"Um… Uh…" she fiddled with my fingers. Yoru continued to give her a curious stare.

"What is it –nya?" he asked.

"I… I luh…." I gasped mentally. Is she going to confess to Yoru?!

I could sense Aitora's eye-roll towards me. No, duh! Dip-shit…

Hey!

"I l-luh... vvvvvv…" In the mean time, Yoru's stare slowly went from curious to very confused. "I…l- I LOVE HAMBURGERS!!!" She yelled randomly, and I could've sworn me and the rest of my chara's were face-palming right about now.

Miki…Aitora sighed. You compare too well to Amu.

Yeah, wait. HEY! I yelled at her, feeling slightly embarrassed that I hadn't caught on before I agreed with her.

"Um… me… too?" Yoru asked, giving Miki/me a questioning look. She sighed and shook her/my head.

"No… no. That's not what I meant to say." She let out a deep sigh. I could feel her building up the strength inside her, probably because she's either: a.) My chara, or b.) Using my body.

She smiled, and then walked over to stand a couple of inches away from Yoru/Ikuto. With that, she stood on her toes and pecked him on the lips. "I love you," she said with a smile, seeming very strong for the moment. It lasted only a second as she quickly looked down at my/her feet with a blush.

I wasn't sure how to feel, to be honest. My chara just used my body to kiss a small cat person that was using the body of my boyfriend, so I sort of feel like I was kissing both of them, but so was she… Apparently, she could feel my odd mixture of emotions. Sorry, Amu-chan, she apologized, and I felt myself gain control over my body once more.

Finally being able to move my muscles on my own, a relieved sigh instinctively escaped my lips. "Finally," I breathed. Um… thanks, Miki. Still that was rather… odd, if that's the right word to describe it.

Miki loves Yoru!!!! Ran squealed excitedly in the back of my head.

Well, apparently, Ran was the one to gain the quality of obliviousness that everyone tells me I have.

What a coincidence.

Neko-chan: Okay, so I just finished watching the preview of episode 90. (Wow, I feel like I have no life. I've been waiting for each Shugo Chara episode to come out each Saturday for about 60 weeks total now…)

Ikuto looks horrible!!!!! It made me want to cry! TT^TT I swear… if Amu ends up calling out her love to Tadagay… *shivers* lets just say some blood may be spilled.

Well… it's better than waking up in the morning saying, "Ugh.. it's Saturday… I have to sit through another filler episode… *cries*"

But still… they have had a HUGE lack of Amuto. And when they finally do have Amuto, it gets ruined by Tadamu. When you are as obsessed as me, that can cause mental withdraws.

So hopefully… Amuto can finally show up once more in the next episode.