hello my name is uryu ishida and i'm gay.
*Don't be mean, Renji. -Orihime xx*
Yeah, Rukia, can't you keep your pet monkey on a lead or something before he ends up getting me in trouble again? -Ichigo
note how ishida's not even denying it. -renji abarai
I AM NOT GAY. -Uryu Ishida
~~You know, come to think of it, I've never seen any evidence of Uryu's straightness. -Rukia~~
Not you too, Rukia... -Uryu Ishida
You SURE you're straight, Uryu? -Ichigo
As a ruler. -Uryu Ishida
yeah, one of those bendy ones... -renji abarai
I hardly think this is a suitable topic to just leave scrawled across the fridge where anybody can read it. -Uryu Ishida
*It's okay, Uryu, I don't think you're gay! But even if you were gay, it wouldn't matter. Renji's just being childish. -Orihime xx*
why do you say he's not, orihime? -renji abarai
*I think he likes a girl! -Orihime xx*
Whoa, do you have any evidence, Orihime? -Ichigo
*Ichigo, you've seen how hard Uryu is willing to fight to protect R... a certain girl, and how readily he will put himself in danger for her sake, even directly challenging extremely powerful opponents he knows he has barely a hope of defeating even with his best techniques! -Orihime xx*
Ah, you noticed that, Orihime? Uryu, I think she knows. It's probably best if you come clean now. -Chad
I have torn up the last sheet of paper and burned it. This conversation never happened. Chad, please submit yourself to Sousuke Aizen for memory modification by hypnosis at your earliest convenience. You too, Orihime. -Uryu Ishida
... -Ichigo
Renji, if you're reading this, you are a freaking genius. -Ichigo
On second thoughts, none of you are to ever talk to me again. -Uryu Ishida
*I don't think I understand what just happened. -Orihime xx*
GOOD. This conversation is over. -Uryu Ishida