Okay, I am back! YESH! This is just a totally random thing that popped into my head...yeah...

BUT

Before I launch into it, I need to respond to my (regrettably few) reviews :)

Juniper Night: Oh he didn't just try...;)

10MidnightArrow11: What? You enjoyed it way too much? There's no such thing! Unless we're discussing alcohol or drugs...then you're likely to wake up hanging by your ankles from a streetlight with no memory of the past week. XD

Spiked punch: Gah I knew I should have...*facepalms at my own stupidity* I completely forgot to say that this isn't one of my holiday things...it's totally unrelated *blushes* stupid impulse to post totally wrecked my common sense to lengthen the Author's Note...

TitansGirl1234: You have absolutely no idea how much of a lunatic smile was on my face when I read your review. Seriously. I could have been tossed into an asylum for it. And in response to the 5 totally random stuffs in your review...1) Well how can you not? I mean, he's Beast Boy! And he's ECOFRIENDLY XD 2) Who doesn't want to be like Raven? I mean, she can pick up a friggin' bus with her mind and toss anyone she hates to where her demon father hides in another dimension! Plus she's totally like "You broke your arm? What do you expect me to do about it, I'm on the last chapter of my book," :p 3) REALLY? That makes me so happy! It's nice to know that my (often totally random) ramblings aren't always like Robin's hair gel—it's irritating how much of it there is, but whenever you try to flatten his hair out so it looks more like a normal person's and not like the spawn of Sonic the Hedgehog, it just goes SPROING! right back into its place due to excessive gelling -.- 4) YES! Besides the fact that blue and black is WAAAAY hotter than, oh say A TRAFFIC LIGHT, his hair's finally in a stylish, non-gelled, and (surprisingly manly) way :3 5) Who cares if you said it before? Here is what I say to anyone who thinks that it is ridiculous to be above the age of nine and STILL be in love with an animated show; go meet up with the French dude from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He'll tell you all I want to say...YAY for the way Teen Titans has a way of crossing everyone's mind (everyone with a heart and soul!) at random times during the day (like when I'm TRYING to pass my Acc Biology exam and I keep hearing Beast Boy talk about tofu waffles...) and YAY for super-long and totally meaningless reviews! XD

Disclaimer: I own nothing! Other than the fact that I have a snow day in March...WHO FREAKING DOES THAT? I mean, we have NO snow days all year (well okay there was the one time we were on an hour delay) and then—INMARCH—we get hit with freak snow! I mean really! Not that I'm complaining, but...March? Really?

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Why?

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In Titans Tower, things were going normally. Robin was playing a video game with Cyborg and Beast Boy (kind of...Cyborg was kicking ass, Beast Boy was whining, and Robin was pouting), Starfire was cooking (so she claimed...whatever was in the pot was moving, so it could have been an "undercover" science experiment), and Raven was reading (possibly; she hadn't turned a page in over an hour, so how much she was actually reading was to be debated). Suddenly, the alarm went off. Robin jumped up.

"Titans! Trouble!" he shouted, beginning to run for the garage. When he realized nobody was following him, he turned around. "Guys? I said there's trouble. Come on! Let's go!" he called as though his fellow Titans were dogs, waving to beckon them.

"Why?" Raven asked, not looking up.

"Why what?" Robin asked, baffled.

"Why do you say, 'Titans! Trouble!' when the alarm's goin' off?" Cyborg asked. Robin gaped at him.

"Dude, we all know there's trouble. That's what the red blinky-flashy siren light is for," Beast Boy pointed out.

"And if Beast Boy knows, then it must be obvious," Raven deadpanned. Beast Boy steamed.

"Hey! At least I'm not sitting in a corner pretending to read a book!"

"You don't know what I'm reading," Raven replied. Beast Boy opened his mouth to respond that yes he did, but realized that he really didn't.

"Um, even if my announcement of there being trouble is pointless, there's still a crime going on," Robin pointed out.

"Friend Robin is the correct! Let us stop the evil so I can continue making the dinner!" Starfire exclaimed. Everyone sweatdropped before running towards the garage.

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The Titans blocked the exit of the HIVE Five quite easily, standing in varied heroic poses in front of the door. Robin frowned at the teenage villains.

"If you want some jewelry, go buy some. Titans! Go!" he spouted one of his uber-cheesy one-liners before exhibiting his proficiency at doing the stereotypical disco dance before he drew his bo staff and charged, stopping when he came to the realization that his team was just standing still and watching him. He turned around. "Guys?"

"Why?" Raven asked.

"Oh here we go again," Robin muttered. And, against his better judgment, he had to ask. "Why what?"

"Why do you say 'Titans! Go!' all the time?" Cyborg asked.

"Yeah dude, it tells everyone exactly when we're gonna attack," Beast Boy pointed out. The others nodded in agreement. Robin threw up his hands in exasperation.

"Maybe I like evening the odds a little! Maybe I like feeling in charge! Maybe I need to make up for my lack of superpowers and weird appearance in some way!" he yelled.

"Man, you just made a big mistake," Cyborg growled, cracking his knuckles. Beast Boy's eyes welled up with tears.

"You think I look weird?" he asked in a small voice. Robin stared at the two in disbelief. A growl alerted him to Starfire, whose eyes were glowing green.

"Robin, I thought you could see past my alien heritage! I thought perhaps we could be the more than friends! But you think I look the...the weird?"

"No!" Robin's eyes widened. "No no no, Star! That's not it at all! I—wait, you like me?"

"Robin," a flat voice laced with pure malice drew Robin away from the girl who wanted to kill him. "How can you be so shallow?"

"Now Raven, ah, see some sense here..." Robin squeaked, walking backwards and away from his friend, who now bore four glowing red eyes. "This is just a misunderstanding!" he pleaded. His four teammates charged him. "FUUUUUUUUUCK!" Robin screamed as he raced away.

At least the HIVE Five got a good show (and a victory) out of it all.

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Uh, yeah. Second Robin-torture in a row! Review!