Jason POV

"So we're back, who wants to go first?" Percy asked.

I raised my hand.

On Mt. Olympus

"So what do you think is going to happen?" Aphrodite asked Hermes.

"I don't know, but knowing Jason, he'll think of something super random." He responded.

"I know. Mmm. Popcorn?" Poseidon asked, handing the bowl to Hermes.

"Thanks Posei-POSEIDON?" Hermes yelped and turned off the TV.

"What are YOU doing here?" Aphrodite screamed.

Poseidon flicked a kernel off of his Hawaiian shirt.

"I want to watch my son and my brother's children do whatever they do every day on the big three channel." He answered calmly.

"Percy truth or dare?" Jason asked.

"Dare?"

With that, Aphrodite, Hermes, and Poseidon flung themselves on to the bed and shoved handfuls of popcorn in to their mouths.

Back in Cabin Three

"Percy, truth or dare?" I asked.

"Dare?" he said in the form of a question.

"I dare you to play the guitar with a Taiwanese monkey on your shoulder." Silence fell over the once noisy crowd.

I thought of a hypothesis: This was going to be an awkward day.

Connor broke the short silence and pulled a monkey out of his pants. "I got one here." he suggested helpfully. I looked around the room to see their reactions.

Percy was confused. Big surprise.

Annabeth looked like she was trying to figure out the dimension of Connor's pants.

Luke looked worried, as if there was someone watching him.

Leo looked like he was perfectly happy with ignoring us, and playing with his fireball bunny.

Reyna looked red, and not cinnamon candy red, but murderous red. Oh gods. What did Leo do now?

Eveyone else was trying to ask Connor how in the world he pulled a Taiwanese monkey and a guitar out of his pants.

As I finished my observations, I came to a conclusion. This day will be crazy.

On Mt. Olympus.

"How did he pull a monkey from his pants?" Hermes asked, dumbfounded.

"How long has that monkey been in there?" Poseidon said, wrinkling his nose.

"I ate a pizza and some italian cheese, but that's okay, because I ran 4 miles." Aphrodite exclaimed, looking up from her food book.

"I'm sorry were we in the middle of something?" she asked innocently.

"Jason just dared Percy to play the guitar with a Taiwanese monkey on his shoulder." Hermes said, annoyed.

Aphrodite squealed and replaced the food book in her hands with the huge bowl of buttered popcorn.

"Screw my diet." She said. "I'm pretty enough."

"I woke up in London yesterday, In a city near Piccadilly, don't really know how I got here." Percy sang. The monkey (Bundles) clung onto Percy's neck while he sang "Good life".

We all stifled our laughs when he finished.

Except for Nico, he burst out laughing.

Percy smiled evilly. "Nico, truth or dare?" he asked.

"Dare! A son of Hades isn't afraid of anything!" Nico exclaimed.

"I dare you to play chubby bunny. With jumbo marshmallows." Nico gulped.

"Except for that." He muttered.

I probably looked confused, because Thalia filled me in on everything.

"Nico has a really bad sweet tooth." She said. Wait. A son of Hades, lord of the death, and the underworld, has a sweet tooth?

"He gets a really bad sugar high and starts acting all drunk. He passes out and when he wakes up, he doesn't remember anything. It's quite funny for us, but very painful for him to experience."

"Which only makes us laugh more." Percy added in.

Connor pulled a huge bow of jumbo marshmallows out of his, you guessed it, pants.

"Where do you keep this stuff?" I cried out.

Just then, Chiron coughed from behind us.

"Yes, Connor where do you keep that white gooey confection?" he asked. He obviously didn't know what a marshmallow was….

Connor smiled innocently. "In my pants." He said, which made us all laugh out loud.

I told them to stop laughing. We did not need a repeat of Shut up day. Though that was pretty funny to watch…

"Come on Nico just 2 more marshmallows and you're don!" Thalia cried out.

Nico had a dazed look on his face, then suddenly snapped his head back into reality. Literally.

"You know…." He said.

Percy, Annabeth, and Thalia groaned.

"It's fun at first, then it gets annoying as hades," Thalia informed me.

..."But I don't want Marshmallows, well maybe twix bars, but I really shouldn't eat twix bars because my mommy used to say that I was allergic to caramel but it was really a lie to stop me from eating twix bars, and I can fit approximately 34 jumbo marshmallows in my mouth, I have a really big mouth, like 30 times the size of a Russian gnat, and I really shouldn't be drinking redbull, but I do it anyways cause it tastes sooo sweet, did you know my real name is Nicodemus Henri DiAngelo-'

"We GET IT !" I yelled. That was really funny and horribly annoying at the same time. Reyna held out a video recorder and smiled.

We all though the same thing. "This baby's going on GodsTube.

"Wait." Percy stifled a laugh.

"Your name is Nicodemus Henry DiAngelo?" he asked.

Nico shook his head. "No, it's Henri, like the French version of Henry or Henry could be the American version of Henri, but my mother's father's grandpa's uncle was French, did you know that the normal French baguette is only 2-"

"Somebody get an executioner and kill that boy!" Thalia screamed, holding her head.

Nico collapsed and started snoring immediately.

"Wow. That actually worked." Thalia said, surprised.

On Mt Olympus.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hermes clutched the side of his stomach.

Aphrodite wiped a tear from her eyes.

"Oh my gods!" Poseidon said in between breaths.

"That-Was-HILARIOUS!" They said simultaneously.

"Did you see-N-Nico-A-An-And Th-e T-The Oh my gods!" Poseidon yelled.

"What's all the ruckus about?" Athena flung open the door to see three gods discussing the average size of a French Baguette.

"I think It's 2 feet."

"It can't possibly be two feet!"

Yes it can!"

No It Can't!"

"Uh huh!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Uh huh!"

"Nuh uh!"

Athena sighed and silently closed the white door.
"How those three are millennial years old and still act like five year olds is beyond me." Athena muttered.

"And I'm the goddess of wisdom."

Back in Cabin Three.

So Travis was doing the hokey pokey, Nico was high on marshmallows, Percy was rocking out with a monkey, and I was stuck in my underwear for the rest of the game. Yup .Just another typical day in Cabin three.

"I'm kind of getting bored with Truth or Dare." I exclaimed.

Some people left afterwards, so now, there was Leo, Reyna, Piper, Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, and little old me.

Thalia smiled evilly. "I know." She said softly.

"Let's play…..seven minutes in heaven."

Percy widened his eyes and gasped. "You wouldn't, Pinecone Face." He said.

"Try me, Kelp Head." Thalia smirked.

I gulped. Seven minutes in Heaven? Oh no. Nothing good ever comes from Seven minutes in heaven. Especially when Thalia plays. Take it from me. Man, that eighth grade goodbye party was traumatizing…

"Fine." I said.

"So….Reyna you can go with my little brother." I froze. Damn you to Hades, Thalia.

"We were shoved into the cramped closet, and suddenly I felt really claustrophobic.

"So…" I said awkwardly.

"Don't talk to me." Reyna snapped.

This was going to be the worst seven minutes of my life.

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