Sam Puckett's Online Blog
Written by me, Sam Puckett.

People, people let's all clap our hands!

Why? For I have just pulled the ultimate prank on dorkwad.

Okay, it was like this. During lunch time, dorkwad brought a home made sandwich made by her mom. (Of course.)

Then, when he wasn't looking I placed a worm inside his sandwich. When he took a bite, I said, "Hey, I think there's something on your sandwich."

He went like, "what? There is no—OH MY GOSH A WORM!"

He immediately spit the piece of the sandwich that he was eating and ran around waving his arms like an idiot while rubbing his tongue.

It was hilarious.

The people in the cafeteria took their phones out and took a picture/video of it.
That might seem like an ordinary prank right? Wrong, because here comes the best part. I took the 'worm' and waved it in front of his face.

"The worm's fake dorkwad."

YOU SHOUL'VE SEEN HIS FACE! Oh man, good times.

Oh well, fire away while carly's helping Freddie recover. Poor guy.

Boris Yeltsin:

I've got a question. Do you think Nevel should go to court for all the stuff he's done to try and get rid of iCarly, cuz a lot of it's illegal. Fraud in the fake car contest, complicity to commit murder by tricking Shelby Marx, I could go on and on.

I agree. I'm kinda surprise he's not in prison yet rotting. But you know what would be awesome? If I beat the crap out of him first THEN throw him in prison myself. Yes, that's awesome.

Have you ever experienced LSS? Also known as Last Song Syndrome?

Totally. There was this one time when I was in the park waiting for Carly then an ice cream truck stopped by. I hummed the song it was playing for 5 hours. Carly had to lend me her PearPod to stop me from humming.

What makes iCarly more awesome than the other webshows?

It's simple; you get variety.

How many times have you been asked to come to the principal's office and what are the reasons?

Oh man, where do I start? The time when I pick on lower graders…the time when I put different animals in Miss Briggs trunk… when I set our biology lab on fire…I can go on and on you know.

What makes you and carly get so 'turned on' on seniors?

They're hot.

So I'm hot them? I'M A SENIOR! I wear glasses, vests, I have 2 awesome buck teeth, and I'm good at algebra. I'M A SENIOR!

I'd rather date a 7th grader.

Why is Freddie so hot?

Let me guess, you're blind aren't ya?

Do people still visit 'nevelocity' even after all the things nevel did to you?

Yeah…apparently his 'fans' are stupid.

When you sleep at night, what do you dream about?

Food.

You daydream a lot in class don't you?

How'd you know?

um…intuition? *rolls eyes*

You're good then.

I heard you love your family and you care for them.

Yeah well, people hear a lot of things about me.

How's your sister? Melanie right?

I don't care. I think she's going to spend the holidays here. Ugh.

Are you a fan of Michael Jackson?

I personally love thriller.

I LOVE BAGPIPES!!!!!!

I DON'T CARE! Hey, what's the relation of that to me?

YOU LOVE BAGPIPES TOO RIGHT?!

Stop it with the caps. NO. Who said I do?

Do you like candy? What's your favorite?

Yes, I do like those teeth-rotting stuff. I like bubblegums and jawbreakers the most though.

Why did you get carly's sandwich when you guys were still little?

I was hungry.

Advice please! How do you deal with a friend that back stabs you?

Fight fire with fire. Do you get what I'm saying?

Hey, I'm stuck in this situation I hope you can help.

You see, I have two best friends a boy and a girl and I think that they like each other. And, THEY DO. I want to get them together but they always fight and bicker with each other. IT'S ANNOYING. Although, I still know that they secretly like each other; they're just too good in acting. They won't admit their REALY feelings. What do I do?

Hmm…that's kinda familiar… anyways, are your friends stupid or something? I mean, they know their real feelings but they're just too chicken to admit it. Losers. Here's what you do, set them up. Trap them in an elevator or something. Get them to admit their real feelings. Butt in if you have to.

What's your favorite color? Why?

Brown. And duh, it's the color of gravy.

would you rather be EMO or NERD?

I'd rather be an emo than to be a nerd. No way do I wanna be in the same type of specie Freddie is.

Mr. Weymin:

Sam, i have a question for you. You are probably resentful that not many boys like you, but think of it this way- it's because you're rowdy and agressive, not because you're bad looking. Actually, you're pretty good looking. I'd say you're better looking than Carly.

I'm not resentful! Or…whatever that is. Yeah, that's probably right. And thanks for the compliment.

HELLO !

Hello there, weird guy.

Sam, what would happen if you and carly never became friends?

Hmm…I'd probably be kicked out of school and into juvie. :o

That's all I think. You people better start sending your questions, comments or anything.

For now, I have to go and rehearse iCarly. I wonder if freddie's eating something again..hmm…

This episodes gonna be a blast. Our 'messin' with lewbert' segment has become 10x better.

Catch ya later,

Sam