Hello everyone! Another update! This isn't a continuation of the plot. Hahaha as if this story has a plot! Anyway, this is a special chapter, requestd by Rinka-chan, who wanted a crack version of the openin and the ending. So here ha go girl! I hope you like it!

Special Chapter: OP & ED Cracks

Munou

Let's start with this sorry excuse for an opening!

It's symbolism, but not everyone get's it.

Kaneki is naked, or half naked, we don't know, sitting in a room staring out of the window, shit happens everywhere.

Because Pierrot decided to animate only his head and part of his bare shoulders. Weird you'd think after episode 1 they'd show more Kaneki fan service, perverts.

We want Ishida's fan service scene.

"Could you please skip the embarrassing parts?"

Anyway, Kaneki wants to go back to the past.

When his weak mom was alive and he trapped in some womb city

Easily life, cuz babies don't do shit.

His dream ended when he grew up and started drinking paint and got high.

He started to see colours like a hippie on drugs,

then Rize began to molest his naked body and put on his mask, why? Idk.

Hey look flowers! Kaneki felt so lonely that he started a relationship with some toys.

I guess that's what you get from drinking paint.

His madness escalated and he turns into a psycho, killing innocent bratty kids.

The old people would be happy with the peace.

Now Touka starts to molest him, or was it Hide? Maybe both, they take of. Kaneki's mask and that to fight over it.

Kaneki sees a random prostitute, who suddenly spats fire and burns to death...

And the next day he swore he'd never drink paint again.

"Maybe, you should stay away from the paint."

Now he cries red blood because of his messed up eye and because he knows how screwed up this show is.

"... I want to leave."

Kisetsu Wa Tsugitsugi Shindeiku

Now time for more depressing moments! But it's less torturing, since Ishida sensei drew the cards!

Anteiku! CCG peeps, the effing clowns, Aogiri and more I think. Love the cards!

Now Kaneki is trying to write a poem to his old self.

Which will result into making Kuroneki depressed and probably consider suicide if he ever reads it!

I would do that or think that at least after reading such depressing lyrics and even worse the anime.

Way to go Shironeki!

Now there is a small reference of the manga where Kaneki stares up at the moon at realises how corrupt our world is. Nothing new actually.

He also beliefs that his suffering and loneliness will make his friends happy and safe.

Bullshit.

Our depressed protagonist only wants a hug from his fans :)

While he keeps mumbling about how weak his past self was.

And the shit that happened to him.

And how he has to keep suffering for everyone's sake

(Seriously, didn't you learn anything)

Did I say before, that the whole plot of Root A was pointless?

He's supposed to be the main character, no didn't get any development and like 5% screen time.

No wonder he's depressed.

As of now, his only medicine is probably getting laid.

And so the seasons are working again properly!