A/N: 3rd Chapter rewrite!
"Hello! And welcome back to another episode of So You Think You Can Dance Australia!
I'm your host Time!" Time said smiling evilly
"Um Time wrong show this is Hetalia Truth or Dare!" Bobo pointed out rolling his eyes
"Whoops! Sorry! Ok Folks I am really sorry for not updating sooner. Now I would like to
introduce the new host and my good friend Gummybear52!"Time said, smoke that came
out of nowhere cleared and out stepped a guy around 165cm (5.4 foot) wearing ripped
jeans and a leather jacket with 'I (insert heart) Prucan', blue eyes and messy sandy blond
hair.
"Hey everyone" Gummybear52 said smiling
"What is Prucan?" Canada whispered
"CANADA" Gummy yelled hugging Canada
"um can u tell me what Prucan is?" Canada whispered
"Gummy! Let go of poor Canada" Time said hands on her hips
"Ok" Gummy said letting go of Canada
"Prucan is PrussiaxCanada" Time said, Canada face got red and Prussia just grinned
"OK ON TO DA DARES!" Gummy shouted,
"OK" Lulu said pushing the magic red button
"The first dare is from Kiki2000!" the magical voice over of magicness said a letter popped into Gummys hand who opened it and started to read…
Oh man, I luv truth and dares so much XD I'm not really good at making them up but here goes nothing!
1. England, do u love America or France more?
"Umm er umm" England muttered
"Don't make me give you Veritaserum!"Time said Pulling out an unlabelled bottle
"Fine I love America more" England said blushing
"Where did you get that mate" Australia asked "made it"Time said, putting the bottle away "Onwards" she said looking at Gummy expectantly.
2. Can Canada and Prussia kiss? :3
"HELL YEAH" Gummy shouted "KISS KISS KISS" He started shouting at Canada and
Prussia , Prussia just pulled Canada into a Passionate kiss that lasted 9, 10 seconds
3. Hey Switzerland, wat do u think of Austria?
"I don't like him he is a posh bastard!" Switzerland
"OK then, onwards"Time said
4. Can England and Norway come together and make some magic?
Norway smirked and pulled out his wand England followed they started chanting random
words in the end Gummy had pink hair Justin Bieber was dead many fangirls across the
world were crying and Times perfect hair was a bright green,time raged and killed One
Direction made more fangirls cry turned her hair back to normal turned Gummy's back to
normal and locked Norway and England into the deepest darkest cell in the dungeons
saying I quote 'DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR"
5. Italy and Romano in a pasta eating contest!
"PASSSSSTTTTTAAAAAAAA" Italy yelled "I can beat you" Romano said smirking
"10, 6, 3, 9, 2, 5, 1 GO" Time yelled Italy in 3 seconds had demolished his pasta and
therefore won.
6. And the last goes to my favourite character...Japan! I give u permission to give a dare to any country u want! :D
"Um I dare Australia to dye his hair pink for 3 chapters" Japan said holding out pink hair
dye
"I can do that mate" Australia said taking the hair dye and dying his hair
"Alright NEXT REVIEW"
"This one is from USUKFangirL"
HIIIIIIYYYYAAAA!
LOVin this fic so far! So godamn funny! *STILL LAUGHING LIKE A RETARD*
ok ok here are my dares because I love this fic and all you guys! (Britain's MINE) *hug*
"Thanks I try!"Time said smiling
Dares:
America - question: have ya cleaned your storage room yet? Dare: I dare you to hug Britain and say onichan to him LOVINGLY.
"No I have not" America said ashamed
"DO THE DARE" Gummy shouted at him America hugged England
"Onichan" America said Lovingly
Britain - HELLO HOTTIE
question: you still shaken up after that revolutionary war? If so, what do you do to forget about it? dare: I dare you to kiss America on the forehead and hug him like the big bro ya once were. If he doesn't do this, SLAP HIM.
"Hi" England said creeped out "Yes I am, I usually sit down with a book and some tea. But
other times I go back to the pirate era and DO I HAVE TO" England said.
"YES" Gummy and Time said at the same time
"fine!" England walked up to America kissed him on the forehead and gave him a hug then ran to the bathroom to vomit
"HAHA DUDE!"
Germany - Hello Fuhrer if awesomeness ;)
Question: who would you save from a fiery volcano! Italy or Prussia? Dare: I dare you to say out loud everything you like about Italy and afterwards, give him a kiss on the cheek ;)
"Hi" Germany said "The things I like about Italy are...
his cheerfulness
He is funny
his love of pasta
and his cuteness"
Germany leaned down and kissed Italy on the cheek "You're awesome to germany"
Italy said smiling
Italy chan! - hello CUTIE PIE!
Question - does it feel weird at all that you sometimes sleep with germany naked? And how the heck do you sneak in his bed without him noticing? Dare: you have to sing a song that says everything you like about Germany (note don't use his song from Hetalia axis powers)
"No" Italy said smiling "and I don't know" (A.N i'm sorry but I am not very good at making up songs so yeah)
"um I guess ill sing Love Story by Taylor Swift" Itly said and started sing along with music
That came out of nowhere when he finished he smiled a goofy pasta smile and sat back
down "NeXt DaRe" Gummy said breaking the silence
One more dare from me!
Russia - question: why do you think everyone hates/scared of you? Dare: if Belarus is around, give we a serious hug to show ya love her! If she isn't just hug china for the heck of it ;)
SHIP USUK FOR EVAAAAA
"Because everyone know I am powerful, Become one with mother Russia da?" Russia said
Russia looked around not seeing Belarus and hugged China whom ran scared after Russia let go
"Next Review!" Lulu said
"The next review is from Happyant21"
I dare all the girls to tell which guy they like and then kiss said guy for 10 seconds
( if you are wondering who the girls are they are : Hungary, Belgium, Vietnam, Liechtenstein, Wy, Monaco, Belarus, Ukraine, Seychelles and Taiwan. )
(A.N I'm gonna make this easy)
Hungry:Austria
Belgium:um I guess Spain is cute
Vietnam: Switzerland
Liechtenstein: Sealand
Wy: Sealand
Monaco:Canada
Belarus:BIG BROTHER RUSSSIA
Ukraine: Prussia
Seychelles:Gummybear52
Taiwan: Germany
Truth: To everyone : If you could kill anybody ( except the hosts) who would you kill ( only 5 countries can say France If any other countries want to say him say the perverted monkey )
5 countries: FRANCE
England:The frog
Everyone else (not France): PERVERTED MONKEY
France:England
"OK everyone thanks for reading" Time shouted over France and England in an argument
"Come back next Time for HETALIA TRUTH OR DARE" Gummy said
"again sorry for the late post it wont happen again" Bobo said
"Please Review and put in truths and dares for the countries and the hosts" Lulu said
"Spain disclaimer please" Time said
"Time does not own anything she only owns Bobo and Lulu" Sapin said cheerfully.
"Goodbye everyone!"Time said
COOKIES FOR ALL