Well I expected to get this up sooner... well not really I just got lazy all of a sudden. But anyways this is another revision. I'll also try to revise the first couple of chapters in the seven year time skip Bleach: Blade of Death. These revisions are really turning out better than the last ones by the way. So I guess that's it.
Bleach #2:
Soul Reaper! Oh Hell No!
"So let me get this straight. I'm a soul reaper, you're also a soul reaper, we are entitled to the protection of other souls, and these swords are called zanpaku-to, and these zanpaku-to have two forms called Shikai and Bankai." I said reviewing everything that Ryker told me.
"Yep that's right. You're a fast learner." Ryker said.
"Yeah that makes sense to me. ALONG WITH FLYING PIGS AND THAT IMAGINARY FRIEND THAT JON HAS TO TALK TO!" I yelled with an angered face.
"Yeah and tell me this, after today what do you believe anyway?" Ryker asked.
"Well I believe that the United States is the greatest country in the world." I said saluting to nothing.
"Well that is the truth but I'm talking about the whole soul thing that's been going on." Ryker said.
"... I never really thought about that. I just listened to a few bits of what you said and then just spaced off for a bit." I said shrugging.
"God damn it boy. No wonder Mr. Schenck doesn't like you." Ryker said.
"Hey he doesn't like me because I know everything he says in class. It has nothing to do with the fact that I always daydream in his class." I said looking away.
"Whatever dude just shut up. Besides I want to know just what those things are. So we are going to the Soul Society." Ryker said holding out his sword like it was a key.
"And just what is that?" I asked.
"It's a giant city in the middle of fucking nowhere that always gets me confused." Ryker said grabbing me by the shirt.
"Woah what the hell are you doing!?" I exclaimed as Ryker pulled me through a door.
"Shut up and come on! God such a whiney little bitch." Ryker said running through the door into this long black walk way.
"Um where the fuck are we?" I asked.
"I call it the black hallway." Ryker answered.
"Why?" I asked.
"Because it's a long black hallway. It creeps me the fuck out." Ryker said.
"What's that thing flying towards us?" I asked.
"Oh it's a hell butterfly." Ryker said.
"That doesn't make sense." I said.
"Welcome to my world." Ryker said.
"So what does it do?" I asked.
"What? Are we playing twenty questions or something? Stop asking and you'll learn. Besides you've given me a headache." Ryker said.
"Well excuse me for trying to figure things out." I said.
"Boy if you didn't have me you would have been dog food for that hollow." Ryker said.
"You didn't even know what it was till just a half an hour ago." I replied.
"Oh just shut up." Ryker said entering a white light.
"So is this Soul Society?" I asked looking at a maze of white buildings.
"Damn it not this again." Ryker whispered putting his head in his hand.
"Great, American who's the loser that you brought with you?" Asked a man sarcastically.
"Oh shut up! No one likes Italy anyways! The only thing you got over us is pizza and you had to get that from the chinese!" Ryker exclaimed
"Oh please. The mighty Italian soldier could easily conquer you Americans with ease." Said the Italian man.
"SHUT UP! I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN ARGUE WITH SOMEONE FROM A FUCKING THIRD WORLD COUNTRY!" Ryker exclaimed.
"I'M NOT FROM A THIRD WORLD YOU BASTARD!" Yelled the Italian man.
"Yeah right come on Dakota you've gotta help me through this maze." Ryker said pulling me along.
"Okay... again I don't see how I'm going to help you." I said.
"God damn it Dakota just shut up!" Ryker exclaimed.
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-Several Hours Later-
"Finally... we got to the fucking hill. Now to climb two thousand stairs to the top." Ryker said breathing heavily.
"I told you I couldn't help." I said.
"Shut the fuck up." Ryker said squinting his eyes.
"So why do we need to come here?" I asked.
"Back to twenty questions, aren't we?" Ryker asked.
"I guess so, so start talking." I answered.
"Fine. We came here to get you your representative badge and so that I could figure out what these hollow things are." Ryker said beginning to climb the massive stairway.
"Okay there, we're done playing one question." I said with a smirk.
"SHUT UP!" Ryker exclaimed.
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-Several More Hours Later-
"Finally we made it to the top." Ryker said breathing heavily and collapsing on the ground at the top of the stairway.
"If you fall back down I'm not helping you." I said also breathing heavily.
"How come it took you two so long to get up here. Captain Commander Yamamoto has been waiting for you." Said a woman.
"Oh shut up Rukia. No one likes a bitch." Ryker said getting up.
"HOW DARE YOU! YOU HAVE SOME NERVE TO SAY THAT TO A NATURAL SOUL REAPER!" Rukia yelled.
"Yeah a natural soul reaper who's so underdeveloped that you won't get laid a single day in your afterlife. Have you even had a date yet eleven year old?" Ryker asked patting Rukia's chest.
"PERVERT!" Rukia yelled slamming Ryker's face into the ground.
"He can't be perverted if you've got nothing there." I said laughing.
"Don't start acting like this idiot! Especially since it's your first day!" Rukia exclaimed.
"Can you just take us to the old man?" Ryker asked.
"Be polite. This way." Rukia said walking towards a large double door.
"HEY WAIT YOU HAVEN'T LET GO OF ME! OUCH! MY FACE JUST GOT SKID BURNS!" Ryker yelled.
"Yeah and I'm proud of that fact." Rukia said with her head lifted up.
"Poor Ryker. The best girls he can get are five year olds." I said chuckling.
"Dakota just go suck one, or better yet suck Rukia's here." Ryker said.
"WHAT WAS THAT! I ALREADY CAN'T STAND THE BOTH OF YOU! ONE OF YOU'S BAD ENOUGH BUT YOUR FRIEND OVER THERE IS LIKE A FUCKING CLONE!" Rukia yelled.
"Oh come on you know you love me." I said with a smirk.
"Like hell I do. Just get in there." Rukia said throwing Ryker into the room, while I walked through the doors.
"Poor Ryker." I said walking on top of Ryker.
"Damn it Dakota why did you have to walk on me!?" Ryker exclaimed.
"ENOUGH! Ryker I see you will not stop your constant bickering with everyone." Said an old man.
"Oh come on old man yama. You know you love it." Ryker said getting up.
"I can't say that I do. So this is the new soul reaper representative you told me about?" Said old man yama.
"Unfortunately. I need his badge." Ryker said.
"Of course we will get him one. He is our new soul reaper." Old man yama said.
"Soul reaper? Oh hell no!" I said backing off.
"Don't cause me anymore trouble then you already have just take the badge before I kill you." Ryker said.
"Alright." I said as Rukia sat down beside old man yama.
"Now you wanted to know what a hollow is. I'll have Rukia explain." Said old man yama.
"Okay. Hollows are monsters that are souls that have fallen. They must be cleansed so that they may become souls again. This is our job as soul reapers. Hollows are in a basic... social class if you will. You have the lesser hollows at the bottom who run on pure instinct. Then you have the Menos Grande who have the intellegence of a preschooler. Then the Adjuchas who take on a more animal form. Then the most intellegent and most powerful of all of the hollows is the Vasto Lorde." Rukia said holding up a notebook filled with drawings of rabbits.
"One question." Ryker said.
"Yes." Rukia said in anticipation.
"Why do your drawings suck so bad?" I asked for Ryker.
"DON'T YOU IDIOTS HAVE SOMETHING NICER TO SAY!?" Rukia yelled.
"No not really." Ryker said.
"Enough. It's time for your first assignment. You should be glad since it's in your home town. There have been multiple hollow sightings in the area thanks to you two letting out so much spiritual pressure. You must get rid of them." Said old man yama.
"Yes... sir." Ryker and I said simultaneously rolling our eyes.
To Be Continued...