Butterfly: Yay! I'm back! Jac asked me and Maiden to help him with this crossover story, so I'm up! We've been talking about what's going to happen and my chapter here is pretty short compared to some of the usual stuff I do. So, for those damn legal purposes, neither Jac, nor Maiden or I own Avatar the Last Aribender, because it sure as hell wouldn't have been canceled if we owned it!

Chapter 3: Did I Miss Something?

"Don't you worry bout it bitch. Figure out how to get that duct tape off your tail light, mind your g** damn business. It's 2007 bitch...at least in my world it is!" Jhonen cried as he and the Gaang fled. He let out a maniacal laugh as the group flew away." Dudes, that was kick ass! I think I'm gonna' like hangin' with this crowd!"

"That was a sweet remark you made back there," Zuko said chuckling at the comment Jhonen had thrown at Azula. Jhonen shrugged and leaned back against Appa's saddle as they flew off." I have to admit I wouldn't have had the balls to say it, though I was thinking it…"

"Dude I sympathize for anyone who had to grow up with that bitch!" Jhonen cried. He closed his eyes, tapping his foot absently as the group flew." I mean I have met some whacked chicks, dated a few too. No one has ever seemed crazier than my ex-girlfriend who tried stabbing me with a fork, until now. This Azula chick? She takes the effing cake for psycho chicks!"

No one disagreed with the boy as they flew on, leaving the burning temple behind.

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"So yer' telling me that all you guys can bend a different element?" Jhonen said trying to grasp the concept of bending. The groups' benders nodded and Jhonen shook his head." I mean I've seen what Toph could do, and Zuko was pretty kick-ass with his flames, but water and air? Epic!"

"It's not that hard," Aang said with a shrug. Toph scowled and sent the boy a glare, or at least one in his general area." Well, it's natural Toph! I mean it's not usually easy! Some of us have harder times then others! I mean look at Sokka, he never bends! He may never learn!"

"I resent that!" Sokka yelled. Jhonen chuckled as he watched the Water Tribe boy fight with Aang about whether or not a boomerang was a good weapon or not." What the hell are you laughing at?! You just fell out of the sky and act like some hot shot!"

"That's because I am a hot shot in my world," Jhonen grinned. Sokka scowled and the two boys began to bicker." Really? You want to criticize my style?! You're wearing a fucking pony tail dude! And what's with all the blue? Are you depressed or really attached to the Smurfs?"

Eventually the two boys agreed they hated each other and the group began to disperse until only Toph and Jhonen were left. Toph said nothing for awhile but soon she had to ask.

"Where did you come from?" She asked curiously. Jhonen glanced down at the girl and grinned." I love hearing about faraway places, I know I'll probably never get there, but I can at least try to picture them in my mind and pretend I'm there. So can you tell me about your home?"

"I don't have a permanent home," Jhonen said with a shrug." I mean I jump from place to place, saving who needs saving and helping the law here and there. I've traveled everywhere from Europe to the great U.S.A… I love traveling though because I meet loads of people, hot chicks, and heroes alike. And I get to see different places too. I can't really describe them all, but I can try…"

For over an hour, Jhonen and Toph talked about the places Jhonen had seen, the people he'd met, and the enemies he'd made. Soon an awkward silence fell over the two, once they had reached Jhonen's many stories about past relationships.

"Well, it's getting late and I have to train with Twinkle Toes tomorrow," Toph said quickly. She stood to leave and stopped a few feet away." Thanks for talking with me Hot Shot, it was fun."

"No problem Rock Girl," Jhonen shrugged he gave a grin and looked up at her," Ya' know, I take it back, what I first thought about you; you're actually pretty cute for a blind girl and a tomboy…"

"Oh yeah?" Toph asked with a scowl. She grinned and crossed her arms." You're pretty cute for a dumb ass too, Jhonen."

"Actually I'm only a dumb ass because I have really low standards," Jhonen said with a shrug," And besides, how can you see me to say I'm cute?"

"Well, I can kind of see you in the Earth!" Toph blushed. She shot a rock at Jhonen and smacked him in the side of his head." And you sound cute! You know what? Forget I said anything! Go to hell!"

"Been there and back, Toph!" Jhonen cried as Toph stormed off. As he rubbed the sore spot on his head, he had to think if he was missing something from her speech about "seeing" him. In the end he went to bed, too lazy to contemplate the odd workings of the female mind." Screwy world and it's screwy chicks…"

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Butterfly: So, like I said, kinda short, and really just a lead up to a lot of real conflicts we're hoping to add. So, since Maiden's off to a well deserved vacation, it's me and Jac on this story for a bit! R&R!