"Alright, Lola has to work until 7:00 tonight. I'm picking her up from the office and we're going to dinner. When we're on our way back I'm going to call you because I want the cake out of the fridge, and the huge ass box sitting in the middle of the living room. Do you understand?"

"YES!" Deidara practically screamed. "Hey, Sasori what's in the huge ass box? Oh my god, did you get her a toaster oven, yeah?" Deidara wondered.

"Um…no. Those are the Patriots tickets I got like a month ago, but I secretly wrapped them in a total of 8 boxes….she won't have a clue. She'll think I got her something like a shop vac." Sasori said.

"Come on Marisol let's check the Jello, yeah." Dana insisted. Marisol opened up the refrigerator.

"Wow! Check out those shapes Dana! We did like so good on that Jello! Oh my god we have to get our sign ready for tonight and we have to get our gift." Dana and Marisol went upstairs to get their party things together.

"Check out what I got Lola for her birthday. Think she'll like this?" Kakuzu asked.

"You got her colored file organizer tabs?" Sasori asked.

"Well…..I mean they WERE on sale." Kakuzu said.

"Yeah, okay just make sure it's in the living room tonight."

"Oh hey by the way this is from me, seriously." Hidan said showing Sasori his pre-wrapped gift.

"What the fuck Hidan!? KY touch massage warming liquid?"

"Oh shit….I should've stuck with the Starbucks assorted coffee gift basket shouldn't I. Damn it Hidan!" Hidan yelled at himself.

"Um….I think so….this gift…well it's…um…..well it's just a little too sexual."

"Sasori! I got this for Lola! I wrapped it in the newspaper. It's a honey baked ham!" Tobi said excitedly.

"That's very nice Tobi…maybe you should refrigerate it until tonight."

"Alright, Marisol….I need your opinion. Me plus hair extensions….what do you think? Would Dana think that was hot?"

"Hmmm….oh my god are you thinking new year new you!?" Marisol asked.

"Yes, exactly." Itachi said flipping hair around so that she could make a clear decision.

"It may look really great…I'll put them in and then you can decide. Besides, they will loosen up over time so I can always take them out and put new ones in." Marisol explained.

"But what would Dana think of it? Do you think she would want me?" Itachi asked.

"Well, she already does….of course she would!" Marisol said.

"Alright, so everything is set for Lola's birthday now let's talk about New Year's Eve." Zetsu insisted.

"Well, I can tell you right now that me Deidara, Dana and Marisol are on the VIP list for entrance to this amazing new club downtown. We will so be there at midnight." Itachi insisted.

"I so can't wait for that!" Marisol said.

"Okay, so apparently you have plans…" Zetsu said.

"Yeah, about New Year's…me and Lola are going to her office gala at one of the hotels in town. The office pays for it…it's going to be freaking sweet."

"Damn it! Me, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu and Tobi are NOT going to be stuck here again watching the Seinfeld season 2!" Zetsu ranted.

"I FUCKING LOVE SEINFELD! I'M SO DOING THAT, SERIOUSLY!" Hidan yelled. "Oh my god, I'll pop popcorn that night and sweet talk Lola into making a lasagna, seriously!" Hidan was pumped.

"No! That will cost money to make a lasagna…let's just have ice water." Kakuzu argued.

"Fuck you! Lola makes amazing lasagna! We'll have lasagna that night with Seinfeld." Hidan yelled back at him.

"Oh, lasagna and popcorn, that's real thinking, Hidan….dumb ass." Kakuzu challenged.

"Oh my god! Don't you make me get the scythe! I could strip your ass of its outer flesh in two minutes! I love popcorn and I love Lola's lasagna! Oh and I love alcohol….we'll have that too!" Hidan yelled.

"Fine me and Tobi will stay upstairs, drink ice water and play Scrabble!" Kakuzu yelled back.

"You moron Tobi is a horrible Scrabble player, seriously!"

"Yes, but he happens to enjoy ice water!" Kakuzu argued.

"Whatever, you're going to miss the Seinfeld marathon. " Hidan said. Kisame sighed.

"We always do the Seinfeld thing every New Year's Eve….wow, hey that's like our tradition!" Kisame said. "I mean think about it…all the hot ones go out and do their thing and we sit here with Seinfeld. Well, Hidan is pretty hot….I'm not sure why he's staying home with us." Kisame finished. All eyes were now on him. "What? Yeah, I said it….Hidan you're a hot guy."

"Yeah, okay well I'm going to the liquor store to get wine for Lola's party tonight and for New Year's. If anyone wants to go come now, if you have any requests tell me now." Sasori ordered.

"Kool Aid! The tropical punch kind!" Tobi shouted.

"Yes Tobi, Kool Aid." Sasori said nonchalantly. Hidan agreed to join Sasori and so they quickly left the house. They were running out of time. It was already 5:00. Lola would be done at the office at 7. By the time Sasori and Hidan returned they would have just enough time to get back home and make certain everything was in order for Lola's party.

"So are you thinking about a New Year's resolution for this year Kakuzu?" Zetsu asked.

"Yeah, there's a few…but I just can't seem to decide on the best one. I know that Itachi already has his, Deidara has his, Marisol and Dana already know theirs. Even dumbass Hidan has a resolution in mind!" Kakuzu said frustrated.

"If it makes you feel better, I don't know what mine will be for this year. See, we always write our resolutions down and then magnet them to the refrigerator for the entire month of January." Zetsu explained.

"Dana, I just don't get it…football tickets? What kind of a birthday gift is that? I mean, I so just don't get that game." Marisol said and she and Dana put the finishing touches on Lola's birthday card.

"Oh you know how Lola is….she likes some strange things, yeah. Like, you know how she is always doing banking and talking on that Bluetooth headset? I think the football thing is like that, yeah."

So what is Lola's reaction going to be to this super amazing gift? What about the birthday Jello…is it going to be edible? And all that snow outside! Surely Kisame won't suit up and run the snow blower again….will he?