Dear FanFiction,
I understand that you are human but I'd like to agree with my son Jasper. In the best way possible... STOP THE HORROR! Sorry. It's just the simple facts are:
.Bella is my daughter
.The nurses at the hospital are co-workers. Nothing more than a stretch of the word aquaintance.
.Did not date Edwards mother, Elizabeth. Did not happen. I'm a father FIGURE. Not a Father.
.I do not love Charlie
.I do not love one of my kids (I mean I do but...Not like that)
.I don't love Bellas mother
.I've never 'done' it with a Volturi
I think it will save time just to tell I'm not gay and that I love my wife. Her name's Esme. None of the above apply in that sentance. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Carlisle.
P.S Of all the people you guys pair me with Emmett? Seriously?
A/N This was for lydia98. Hoped you like!