A/N: Let's be real here; Naruto is cancer, and DxD is cancer, but DxD is a good cancer, like the kind of cancer you want. But I seriously hate Naruto with a passion so I'll write about it.

These Stu's Need To Go!

Written By: Heil Hitler

Chapter 3: Featuring a !Fem Vali, !Fem Sizechs, !Fem Kokabiel, !Fem Kiba, !Fem Motohama, !Fem Matusda, !Fem Koneko, !Fem Donaseek, !Fem Albion, !Fem Great Red, !Fem Azezel, !Fem Zeus, !Fem Jesus

Jeremy Alex Joe Johnson Bill Smith Jr. III, or better known as his self-proclaimed Japanese title; Makoto, comically fell on his butt. He had just appeared before a judge after Rias Gremory and the rest of the O.R.C sued him for sexual harassment, and the conspiracy of kidnapping this supposed Issei Hyoudou. That of which the court sentenced him to pay millions in fines in damages to Rias and the rest of the O.R.C as well as to keep within a 200 meter distance from her and any of the other club members at all time.

"Oh well, it could have been worse" Jeremy/Makoto shrugged as he spoke to the camera as the director continuously spammed the laughing track over and over again. Thanks to Jeremy/Makoto's stuish charm, he was able to get out of a 18 year long jail sentence, and only have to pay a small amount in fines. Whatever right?

Kiba, who was now all of a sudden a girl, but still a half-sibling of Jeremy/Makoto, was currently fuming that the court never recognized his case, in which Jeremy/Makoto constantly threw him under the bus to make himself look good. Justice would not be served for him/her today.

The corpse of Asia Argento, who had committed suicide shortly before the court date, also appeared in court, and testified against the Stu.

But wait!

Just when Rias + O.R.C thought that everything was over, and where able to wait out the rest of this timeline, to be reunited with Issei in the next story, Rias suddenly sensed an aura so sour, so bitter, that it would even put Jeremy Alex Joe Johnson Bill Smith Jr. III to shame, off in the distance. It also appeared that Jeremy/Makoto sensed this aura with his obviously supperior everything as he visibly stopped in his tracks.

Cries echoed throughout the court room as the judge tried to maintain order within the room. But it was too late.

Rias knew this aura, she knew it all to well. It was just as popular (and bad) as the abundance of Self-incert OC's that she was forced to deal with.

"Naruto..." Akeno spoke in a shaky voice. Rias nodded with her queens words.

Yes Naruto. Or more or less, a self-incert OC who disguises themselves as an anime character from a different fandom, despite the differences in time and everything else. These were a rapidly growing breed of Stu's, one that was equally as cringy to be around as the regular run-of-the-mill Stu's.

...and now... one has magically been able to jump from his fandom, and into another...

Speaking in his irritatingly crackly voice, the new stu roared.

"I am Animefan6969, but everyone calls me, NARUTO!" the orange jumper wearing fuck spoke, as he summoned his multiple sacred gears.

Jeremy Alex Joe Johnson Bill Smith Jr. III got into battle stance, and began charging at the invading stu. Naruto seemed to sensed Jeremy/Makoto's and dodged.

"Fool!1" the Naruto breed Stu chuckled. " I am from one of the famous 72 pillar devil clans; the HeilHitler Family, and Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Asia, Ravel, Kunou, Rozzweed, Katase, Muriyama, Kuroko, and every other DxD heroine are destined to fall in love with me and be in my harem"

The judge, being the comedian he is, continued to strike the table with his hammer, while not actually achieving anything.

Suddenly the orange jumper dude morphed into multiple orange jumper dudes with sacred gears, and they all ganged up on the stu. Then to add insult to injury...

"I also have an 18 inch dong irl too" the Naruto Stu spoke with a shit-eating grin plastered over his face.

Jeremy Alex Joe Johnson Bill Smith Jr. III was a little salty, as his penis recently had to be amputated as it had grown to around 208 inches, and while it dragged from out of his pant leg, and onto the floor, got infected.

Jeremy/Makoto got angry, and with his sudden unexplainable burst of power, charged towards the other stu, which met his attack head on with a sword.

"Because my family is a secret but powerful devil clan, I consumed all evil pieces, so I am a king, queen, Bishop, Rook, Knight, and Pawn. and I am also a ninja." Naruto spoke confidently, before he turned his head towards the O.R.C

"Rias, your brother fell in love with me so much because I am so powerful that he wanted me to join your peerage even against my will, but ill still accept anyway." before turning to Akeno. "Akeno, your father barbaque asked me to look after you after your mother died, but after a very tragic event in my childhood stood in the way of my task." then he turned to Koneko. "Koneko, your sister is also in my harem."

Jeremy/Makoto despite having multiple broken bones, a cracked skull, and a heart that stopped beating, got up from under the rubble like every other anime hero does, clutching the cuts on his arm, began walking towards the Naruto breed Stu, while speaking about friendship and never giving up.

"I'll end you here, invad-"

"!" everyone in the court room but Naruto gasped in surprise as Jeremy/Makoto was blasted into another wall by an unknown projectile. The room was engulfed in silence until a very quite but easily recognizable voice spoke from the shadow of the corner of the room.

"Let's do this Ddraig..."

A/N: Like always, I wrote this in 45 minutes. By this point I can't get anything out of this without trying so hard so I'll have to end it soon, within the next chapter or two.

Until then,