Alo govnas! I'm apologizing for the last chapter...I dragged the ending out way too much...but if you liked it, that would be awesome!
Tamaki: HA! I changed my fanfiction password, Blu!
Me: Senpai, I told you NEVER TO CALL ME THAT!
Tamaki: *whimpers*
Me: Besides, I know it's 'Haruhi is Hot 112'.
Tamaki: And now I must change it again! *runs away*
Anyways, I'm sure you're just reading this because you're waiting to know who I pair Haruhi with and let me say, so far Kaoru has gotten all votes. (Someone voted 'one or both of the twins' and since Kaoru is my fav. twin I picked him over Hikaru ((sorry Hika! It's nothing against you!)) because you know I'm the writer and stuff.)
Chapter 3
Tamaki was just a second too late. Haruhi landed on the marble ground with a loud thud. Hikaru looked at her shamefully. He was the one who told boss to catch her. He should've known he wouldn't. And he should've caught her himself. Tamaki picked the limp girl up and placed her on the couch. "It must've been something with the letter," he said smartly. "She sniffed it then down she went."
"Boss?" Hikaru asked. "I don't think that's it, because we would've heard Kyoya drop to the ground, too, in the dark."
"And look at this!" Kaoru ran to the other side of the music room. There was a small hole in the glass window. "Something was thrown through here!"
Mori, who had stayed behind to watch Haruhi while the rest of them rushed to the other side of the music room, flipped her over gently. There was something in her back-a dart, maybe? "Tamaki."
"Mori? Did you find something?" Tamaki asked as he rushed back to Haruhi's side. Mori pointed to the dart in Haruhi's back. "NO! HARUHI I'M SO SORRY! DADDY SHOULD'VE PROTECTED YOU!" Tamaki whined. Hunny slapped him.
"Tama-chan, now is not the time to freak out," Hunny said. "Now is the time to help Haruhi."
Hunny pulled the dart out of Haruhi's back. It had a little bit of blood on it. He sniffed it. "Just as I thought," Hunny smirked. "They poisoned her."
"They?" Hikaru asked.
"Who's 'they'?" Kaoru asked.
"The ones who are after us, most likely," Hunny replied. "This poison should wear off in a couple of days. For now we need to keep Haruhi out of sight. Tamaki, call Haruhi's daddy."
"What?!" Tamaki screeched. "Surely not I. How about one of the twins? Or Mori? I know! We'll just tell Mr. Fujioka that she's spending the next couple nights at Hunny's house, right, Hunny?"
"TAMA-CHAN!" Hunny shook him vigorously. "Call him. Now!"
Tamaki fumbled with Haruhi's cell phone (he didn't know Ranka's phone number so he used Haruhi's). He quickly found Ranka in the contact list. He dialed and held the phone to his ear. "Um, hi, Mr. Fujioka."
"Is this that blonde dumbass?" Ranka asked.
"I-well, yes..."
"And why are you calling from my daughter's cell phone?"
"Mr. Fujioka, there's been a bit of a change of plans. You see, Haruhi's going to stay at the twins' house for the weekend..."
"And why couldn't she tell me this herself?"
"She was um, worried...you'd get mad at her..."
"Ah! I see! So she sent a blonde dumbass to deliver the message instead! I sure have taught my daughter well, huh! Well, ta ta!"
"Ta ta?" Tamaki asked after hanging up.
"Boss," the twins said in unison, "what do we do with Haruhi if she's gonna be asleep the whole time?"
"Nothing," Tamaki replied. "In fact, she'll be staying here, and I'll be staying with her."
"Why stay here when we could?" Kaoru asked.
"Because I'm her daddy and you're her brothers. And brothers are icky."
"That explains it," Hikaru looked to Kaoru. "He's gone mad."
Tamaki didn't hear what they were singing; he was dancing around the room singing, "Sleepover with Haruhi! Sleepover with Haruhi!"
So, this chapter didn't have that much mystery after all. Only the whole dart-in-the-back thing. Hope you enjoyed!
Hikaru: How did that song go again, boss?
Tamaki: Sleepover with Haruhi! Sleepover with Haruhi!
Kaoru: But I think you say something else in the later chapters... *snickers*
Tamaki: How come I never got a copy of the storyboard like you people?