I WISH I OWNED THEM!!!

As soon as Inuyasha was asleep, Kouga howled. He called all his wolves in the surrounding area and they gathered around the tree he was in, howling back at their leader. Black tresses pulled back in a pony-tail swished back and forth after Kouga jumped down from the tree. He glared in the general direction the monk had walked and set out to meet the human before he reached Kaede's house. The wolves ran through the village making the locals scream in terror of an attack. This grabbed the attention of Miroku.

Being a monk he could not just turn his back on the helpless villagers. Well... not with out charging them a fee of course.. As the human rounded a corner, however, he found Kouga; Iches away from his face and looking blood thirsty. Kouga's wolves surrounded the monk and nipped at his heels or arms when he tried to move.

"Kouga...." Miroku gave a nervous chuckle. "How nice to see you again, Kagome isn't here at the moment, maybe you should check in another time?"

"How dare you...." The demon growled low and maliciously at the human in front of him. Kouga grabbed the monk by his robes and threw him against a wall. "You may not need the mutt but I'd be damned if he doesn't need you!" He shouted at Miroku.

"Kouga... what are you talking about?" Miroku looked puzzled.

"You know what I'm talking about!! You and the mutt!! Just a few minutes ago!" He pushed Inuyasha's lover against the wall even harder.

"I assure you Koga, I have no idea what you are talking about." Miroku said as he struggled. This answer apparently did not please Kouga, because his hands met Miroku's neck and began squeezing.

"Don't you lie to me... I saw you!" His grip loosened for a split second when he thought about what he saw, but he quickly regained composure. His wolves barking, snarling, and growling at the monk like they were waiting to eat him.

"Koga I swear to you on my life that I have not seen Inuyasha for a week or more" He gasped for breath. Koga growled and his grip became stronger. Miroku started reaching for the beads that sealed away the curse in his hand. The leader of the wolf demon tribe quite suddenly sensed that Miroku held the upper hand and released him. The human, now on the ground gasping and choking for air, held his throat.

"I can't believe you would treat him like dirt then lie to me about it!! Even though I saw you!!" Koga was trying his hardest not to murder the monk, though he was not sure why he was stopping himself.

"Now..." Miroku coughed and stood up after regaining his breath. "Why don't you tell me exactly what you saw?" He cleared his throat.

Kouga blushed and called off the wolves. He stumbled a few times but finally told the dark headed monk what he saw happen. He told him about Kagome leaving and what Inuyasha found in the well. Then about finding "the mutt" in the woods and consoling him.

"Wait...You really expect me to believe you were being nice to Inuyasha?" Miroku questioned suspiciously.

"Shut up alright?" Kouga snapped at him. "He was totally lost what else could I do??" He drew his fingers across his forehead.

"Alright so then what happened?" Miroku asked with a sigh, he really did not have time to be fooling around with Kouga. Miroku had been in a battle with a demon not moments before. He was just walking along in the woods, minding his own business when a demon decided to make the futal mistake of choosing the monk for supper. Unfortunatly the demon had snuck up on him and cut his back. He was just on his way to Kaede's to get some herbs when Kouga and his wolves surrounded him. After hearing the rest of Kouga's story Miroku sighed.

"Once again, I can assure you, that was not me with Inuyasha... If you don't believe me you can look at my back, I was struck by a demon only few minutes ago in the woods." He then paused and looked at Koga. "And please... don't mention the whole.... me and Inuyasha thing to anyone else ok?" He sweat dropped. Kouga only rolled his eyes.

"If it wasn't you that slept with the mutt then who was it?" The ebony headed wolf inquired. Miroku looked rather serious for the first time that night as he said:

"I don't know... but who ever it was they certainly know alot about Inuyasha and I..." The monk ran his fingers through his own black locks and winced. "Where is Inuyasha now?"

"Asleep in the room he was left in.." Kouga looked down, almost like he was hurt. "I-I'm sorry for attacking you like that... " He kicked a rock childishly. "I just thought..."

"No need for appologies my friend, I would have done the same." He smiled and Kouga could plainly tell the difference between this smile and the fake one from before. "Well then, let us go to Inuyasha and tell him what has happened." The monk turned to leave.

"Should we?" Kouga asked in an uncharacteristicly timid voice.

"Why shouldn't we?" Miroku turned back to him.

"Well... I don't know.. I mean what do we tell him? Hey mutt-face, the guy that just screwed you wasn't who you thought it was?" Kouga questioned in disbelief.

"Something like that." The lecher shrugged and started walking again.

"You can't be serious!!!" He followed the monk to the room Inuyasha was sleeping in and moved the still broken door out of the way.

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